Runaway while the security people are distracted, then find some hobo's and mind control them.
(4) YOU RUN AWAY INTO A DIFFERENT, SOMEWHAT POORER DISTRICT! YOU FIND A BUNCH OF HOBOS AND MIND CONTROL THEM WITHOUT ANY MENTAL STRAIN!
Alright.
>Put 100 random people from the other plane into a plane that will crash into an acid ocean, and they'll have to head up to the top before they drown in acid. Make it so that there's plenty of guns in the "experiment". Have someone cause more of these experiments to start until NRG is pretty crowded.
(5) YOU SUCCESSFULLY PUT/TELEPORT SOME RANDOM ALIEN CREATURES ON SOME PLANE-LIKE VEHICLE THAT FALLS INTO AN ACID OCEAN ON SOME RANDOM PLANET! (4 VS 5) MOST OF THE PASSENGERS HAVE MANAGED TO STAY AFLOAT FOR NOW!
ALRIGHT CHECK ON THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED, THERE SHOULD BE A BUNCH MORE NOW. THE VARIOUS JUDGES SHOULD HAVE HAD ENOUGH TIME TO GO THROUGH THE WORKLOAD.
(2) THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED HAVE NO CHAIRS NOR STOOLS, AND (6) THE DEMON JUDGES HAVE EXTREMELY COMFY-LOOKING ARMCHAIRS, BUT THEY WOULD RATHER DIE THAN GIVE OUT THEIR ARMCHAIRS, EVEN TO THEIR OVERLORD!
VIRUS: REORGANIZE MYSELF INTO A PROGRAM THAT THIS ANTI-VIRUS WON'T RECOGNIZE AS A VIRUS! THAT MOST ANTI-VIRUS WONT SEE AS A VIRUS, ACTUALLY.
Skeletons: Alright, we're doing pretty damn well - Hey, is that a portal gun? Wow, these ARE experimental!
Use the Portal Gun to get inside a bunch of those airplanes and stuff, and suicide-bomb them into the police and army and such!
(2) YOU CAN'T REORGANIZE YOURSELF INTO A FALSE POSITIVE, SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU'RE LITERALLY IN A DIGITAL PRISON! A COP WALKS TOWARDS THE COMPUTER, THEN DELETES YOU AND GOES OFF TO FINISH HIS DONUT! RESPAWN?
(2+2 VS 5) LOOKS LIKE THE AIR FORCE KNOWS WHAT THESE GUNS CAPABLE OF; THE AIRPLANES AND HELICOPTERS FLY HIGHER AND KEEP BLASTING THE SKELETONS AWAY! (1+2 VS 3) THEN THE GROUND FORCES HAVE ARRIVED, BUT THEY'RE NO MATCH FOR THE SKELETONS' PLASMA FIRE THAT CAN HARM EVEN THE TANKS!
"HELL YEAH BITCH I'M A WIZARD LET'S GET FUCKING MAGICAL"
HUM THE TUNE 'A WIZARD'S STAFF IS A BONG IN THE END' WHILST PREPPING MY PARAPHERNALIA BEFORE PROCEEDING TO SMONK SOME MAGNIFICENTLY DANK PIPEWEED
(6) YOU SMOKE TOO MUCH WEED AT ONCE, RESULTING IN YOU PASSING OUT WHILE COUGHING! (3) YOU DREAM OF SOME WEIRD DND SETTING THINGY, AND YOU'RE FIGHTING A DRACOLICH, ALONG WITH A TWO HALF-ORC FIGHTERS AND TIEFLING ROGUE/CLERIC!
EITHER RECRUIT OR FINISH OFF SKELLY!
(6-1) SKELLY IMMEDIATELY PLEAS FOR MERCY AND PROMISES TO BE A GOOD AND LOYAL COMPANION!
NPC TURNS:THE DEMONS: OPEN ANOTHER PORTAL AND FLANK THE HUMANS FROM BOTH SIDES! THE MILITARY: PREPARE HEAVY ORDNANCE!
(5)(3)(3+2 VS 1) THE DEMONS OPEN ANOTHER DIMENSIONAL PORTAL; MEANWHILE, THE MILITARY GARRISON SCRAMBLES SOME HEAVY WEAPONRY, LIKE STATIONARY MACHINE GUNS AND PERSONAL ROCKET LAUNCHERS! THE DEMONS SWARM THE BASE AND MASSACRE MOSE OF THE MILITARY PERSONNEL, WITH THE REMAINING UNITS HIDING IN THE HQ BUILDING!
THE MAD SCIENTISTS: SCRATCH, BITE, KILL! THE SECURITY: BRING OUT THE TASERS!
(4 VS 3) WHILE THE SECURITY TRIES TO REMEMBER WHERE THE TASERS WENT, THE MAD SCIENTISTS EVENTUALLY BREAK OUT FROM THE GRAPPLE! THEY'VE KILLED SOME OF THE SECURITY GUARDS WITH THEIR SHEER AGGRESSIVENESS!
TOWN POP: 98207
DEAD: 386
THE PERCENT OF THE MILITARY BASE PERSONNEL ALIVE: 34%
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