EVOLVE NOW! THEN RIP THOSE GUTS OFF AND USE THEM TO CHOKE THE OTHER BARON THE HELL OUT!!!
(4)(6+1 VS 6-1) YOU TRANSFORM SUCCESSFULLY, THEN YOU PULL THE GUTS OF THAT BARON OF HELL OUT; YOU VICIOUSLY AND MERCILESSLY STRANGLE THE DEMON, THEN YOU ATTEMPT TO STRANGLE HIS PAL, BUT HE JUMPS AWAY, SO YOU USE THE GUTS AS A WHIP, LASHING HIM ON THE HEAD, THUS GRANTING HIM A CONCUSSION! (5-2 VS 4) SKELLY THE MERCILESS FIRES HIS ROCKETS BLINDLY, TARNISHING THE ARENA'S WESTERN GATES!
>Bring more people into New Roblox Goatsia, or NRG for short. Using cross-plane wizardry, suddenly make the virus that infected the police computer spread ROBLOX goatse images that will teleport people who see them into NRG overnight. Write down on a note wherever I'm managing NRG that nuking the entirety of the normal plane will not work, and it took a lot of effort to create NRG, I don't need to put in more effort to create Newer Roblox Goatsia.
(1) YOU ATTEMPT TO BRING MORE PEOPLE TO THE NRG, BUT YOU USE UP A WRONG REAGENT, RESULTING IN A EXPLOSION! (3) YOU GET AWAY WITH SOME BRUISES AND CUTS, WHILE (4) (2) THE RANDOM MOOSE MEN AND ALIENS REMAIN UNHARMED, BUT THE PLANE OF NRG NOW HAS A GIANT CRATER HOLE THAT SEEPS SOME CHAOTIC COSMIC ENERGY INTO THE PLANE! (5-1 VS 4) YOU THEN ATTEMPT TO CORRUPT A RANDOM COMPUTER VIRUS, BUT THE ATTACK ACCIDENTALLY ANNIHILATED THE COMPUTER IT IS LOCATED ON!
-VIRUS
EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE HELL MAN, YOU AIN'T GONNA HIJACK ME LIKE THAT.
MENTALLY EXPLODE THE MAN WHO IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO USE ME TO SPREAD TELEPORTATION ROBLOX GOATS.
-Skeletons
Dammit, crappy aim is crappy. We should have learned how to use these guns. Wait a minute...
HEY! That all-caps VIRUS got installed on us somehow! And he has an Aimbot feature! NICE
Use the VIRUS's Aimbot feature to hack this plane's laws of physics and get headshots through walls and such on the police.
(5) THE METALLIC SKELETONS UTILIZE THIS VERY FEATURE OF THE VIRUS TO (6+2 VS
TO INSANE RESULTS; THE POLICE WAS FORCED TO RETREAT, DESPITE THEIR OVERWHELMING NUMBERS! NO ONE'S ATTACKING YOU, BUT THE POLICE BOOTS UP THE COMPUTER IN THE SAFE MODE!
Use my psychic powers to mind control the moose scientists and make them my slaves.
(5 VS 4) THE MIND CONTROL IS A SUCCESS, AND THE FIRST THING YOU TELL TO DO TO THAT CHUNK OF THE SCIENTISTS IS TO ATTACK THE FELLOW SCIENTISTS!
NO SUCH THING AS "BOOB ATOMS", AND "BOOBIUM" IS NOT A REAL ELEMENT! *THROWS A PHYSICS SCHOOLBOOK AT YOU*
"THANKS!"
CATCH BOOK, REWRITE RELEVANT PARTS TO SUIT MY NEEDS, THEN REPEAT PREVIOUS ACTION
(6) YOU REWRITE THE BOOK INTO A BOOK OF PSEUDOSCIENCE, INCLUDING NOT ONLY BOOBIUM ELEMENT, BUT VACCINES TURNING PEOPLE INTO HEDGEHOG AND PINEAPPLES AFFECTING PINEAL GLAND! (1) JUST BECAUSE YOU WROTE ABOUT BOOBIUM IN A VANDALIZED PHYSICS SCHOOLBOOK DOESN'T MEAN THAT THE BOOB ATOMS EXIST! YOU ALSO DROOL LIKE CRAZY, SIMULATING YOUR "TRANSFORMATION"!
NOW TIME TO KICK BACK AND RELAX. USE MY PALANTIR TO VIEW ALL THE FUN ACTION.
THE FUCK IS PALANTIR?! (2) YOU CAN'T RELAX; YOU ARMCHAIR'S WOOL IS TOO COARSE FOR YOU!
NPC TURNS:THE INVASION IS ANNOUNCED; (2) TURNS FOR THE ARMY AND (1) TURN FOR THE AIR FORCE TO ARRIVE!(4) LUCKILY, THE FACILITY SECURITY HAS MANAGED TO SUBDUE MOST OF THE CRAZED SCIENTISTS FROM HARMING THE FUNCTIONAL ONES!
THE DEMONS: TACTICALLY RETREAT AND LURE THE MOOSE PEOPLE INTO HELL! THE MILITARY: USE MORTAR FIRE!
(1 VS 1) IN ORDER TO LURE THE MOOSE MILITARY INTO HELL, THE DEMONS TACTICALLY RETREAT THROUGH THE PORTALS! THE MILITARY, MEANWHILE, BARRAGES THE PORTAL USING MORTALS, KILLING LITERALLY NO ONE! THE MILITARY ISN'T KEEN ON VENTURING THROUGH THE HELL PORTAL, THOUGH!
TOWN POP: 98662
DEAD: 131
THE PERCENT OF THE MILITARY BASE PERSONNEL ALIVE: 94%
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