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Voting closed: December 23, 2018, 05:57:41 am

[Yoink]

GO KIDNAP SOME GENIUS LOCAL SCIENTIST (MAYBE ONE YOINK SAW ON NEWS ONCE, ASSUMING I RETAIN MEMORIES?), FORCING ONTO BACK OF BIKE AT GUNPOINT.

THEN DRIVE TO SECLUDED SPOT AND EXPLAIN MY WISH TO HELP STOP BOOBSY PLAGUE. ASK THEIR HELP.

[CABL]

GO KIDNAP SOME GENIUS LOCAL SCIENTIST (MAYBE ONE YOINK SAW ON NEWS ONCE, ASSUMING I RETAIN MEMORIES?), FORCING ONTO BACK OF BIKE AT GUNPOINT.

THEN DRIVE TO SECLUDED SPOT AND EXPLAIN MY WISH TO HELP STOP BOOBSY PLAGUE. ASK THEIR HELP.

BUT BOOBSY PLAGUE WAS ALREADY ELIMINATED!

[Outsider]

GO KIDNAP SOME GENIUS LOCAL SCIENTIST (MAYBE ONE YOINK SAW ON NEWS ONCE, ASSUMING I RETAIN MEMORIES?), FORCING ONTO BACK OF BIKE AT GUNPOINT.

THEN DRIVE TO SECLUDED SPOT AND EXPLAIN MY WISH TO HELP STOP BOOBSY PLAGUE. ASK THEIR HELP.

BUT BOOBSY PLAGUE WAS ALREADY ELIMINATED!

WHY U NO POST ME!?

[CABL]

WHY U NO POST ME!?

YOU MADE YOUR POST AFTER THE TURN; JUST WAIT UNTIL I WRITE ANOTHER ONE! I'LL WRITE IT ONCE YOINK CHANGES HIS ACTIONS, UNLESS HE'LL MAKE IT SO WHEN IT'LL BE NIGHT FOR ME, THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT FOR TOMORROW!

[Yoink]

BUT BOOBSY PLAGUE WAS ALREADY ELIMINATED!

((WAIT, WHAT? HUH.
OH WELL I PROBABLY NOT KNOW THAT ANYWAY
MAYBE CAN USE BOOBSY POWER TO HELP W/ OTHER ONGOING DISASTERS

ALSO SORRY FOR LATE RESPONSE, WAS BUSY BEING DRUNK))

[CABL]

((UH-OH, LOOKS LIKE 0CRA WAS TOO SUCCESSFUL AT NUKING EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!))

POSSES ONE THE BARON OF HELL AND USE SKELLY TO BEAT THE OTHER ONE TO DEATH! THEN WHIP THE DEMONS INTO A REVOLUTION FRENZY! NO MORE SATAN, JUST ANGRY!

(1) (4-1 VS 4) YOU TRY TO POSSESS ONE OF THE BARONS OF HELL, BUT SOMETHING GOES WRONG; SOMEHOW, THE BARON OF HELL HAS MANAGED TO CATCH YOU WITH HIS HAND, THEN HE SIPHONS HIS HELLISH PLASMA ENERGY THROUGH YOU, MAKING YOU STUNNED! HE THEN THROWS YOU IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF SKELLY, WHO (2-2 VS 2-1) DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO CATCH YOU, WITH YOU FLYING THROUGH HIS BODY! YOU FEEL EXHAUSTED AND WINDED FROM THE ATTACK!

Use the power of ALCOHOL to fix my injured guts, by drinking it and replacing the damaged guts with it.

(3) YOU DRINK A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY; YOU FEEL SOMEWHAT WARMER, THOUGH YOU'RE NOT SURE IF THOSE GUTS OF YOURS GOT BETTER!

YES THEY ARE, THEY MARCHED OVER HERE WITH A (4) ROLL, AND YOU NEVER SAID THAT THE PORTAL CLOSED. SO.

PROOF.

NOW THEY NEED GUNS, DAMMIT

AND ALSO A LOT OF APOLOGIES, I'M KINDA ANGRY ABOUT ANGRY.


-Skeletons
No problem, just get us some guns like you need and we'll get shooting that big angry bastard.

(4) YOU APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR POTTY MOUTH, SAYING THAT YOU GOT SOMEWHAT HIGH ON DIGITAL DRUGS! (6) YOU GIVE THE METALLIC SKELETONS THE ACCESS TO YOUR ENTIRE ARSENAL, INCLUDING PROTOTYPE PLASMA BEAMS AND BIG RED BUTTON OF DOOM! (2) (5 VS 1) THEY IMMEDIATELY PRESS THE BIG RED BUTTON, RESULTING IN A COUNTDOWN OF (4) TURNS, THEN THEY RUSH OFF TO MURDER THE HALLOWEEN!ANGRY! HALLOWEEN!ANGRY KEEPS DOING FLIPS WHILE THE SKELETONS SHOOT AT HIS TORSO AND CAUSE A HARSH BLEEDING AND ORGAN DAMAGE!

>Send a metric fuckton of nukes to the regular plane to kill as much people so they respawn in the ROBLOX goatse plane.

(6) YOU SPAWN A FUCKTON OF UNSTABLE NUKES IN BOTH PLANES; THEY GO OFF, RESULTING IN A TOTAL WIPEOUT OF LIVE ON BOTH PLANES!

KING ZULTAN, KITROUGARD, YOINK, 0CRA, DOOMBLADE, AND OUTSIDER HAVE ALL GOT ANNIHILATED! YOU'LL RESPAWN ON AN ALTERNATE EARTH, WHERE MOOSE PEOPLE RULE THE EARTH!

YOU START IN A NEW MOOSETOWN, STATE MOOSECHIGAN OF UNITED STATES OF MOOSERIKA.

HEY WAIT THEY WENT AFTER THE FUCKING ARENA!!! I FUCKING TOLD THEM TO GO AFTER THE SHITS IN THE CITY! DAMN IT. OH AND THE CITY BATTLE ENDED EARLY, FUCK I WAS WATCHING THAT. MIGHT AS WELL SEND IN BIGGER GUNS THEN. GO FORTH, RED ARMY OF THE DAMNED! CONQUER FUCKVILLE IN THE NAME OF SATANIC COMMUNISM!!!

YOUR MILITARY ADVISOR SAYS THAT THE PORTAL SUDDENLY SEIZED TO EXIST; THE TROOPS SAW A EXPLOSION SO BRIGHT AND POWERFUL, THAT SOME STALACTITE HAS FALLEN DOWN FROM THE CEILING OF THE HELL!

TOWN POP: 98793

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

EVOLVE INTO WRATH SATAN, A MONSTER THAT HAS +1 BONUSES TO HIS ROLLS AND IS MADE OF FIRE, BRIMSTONE AND THINGS THAT MILDLY ANNOY PEOPLE FOR NO REASON, LIKE POORLY ALIGNED SIGNS.

[Avetruetotheimperator]

.....Wait, did the humans just nuke themselves to oblivion!??!?!?
HAH, TAKE THAT GOD!
ANYWAYS, TIME TO SCOUT OUT NEW WORLDS TO CONQUER! A GOOD TARGET SHOULD BE THAT MOOSE WORLD, SEEMS FUN. THE RECON DEVILS SHALL BE PUT IN CHARGE OF SUCH INVESTIGATIONS

[Screech9791]

>Create New ROBLOX Goatsia, an alternate plane of reality where everything's made of ROBLOX goatse images, named after the old one but new as the old one was nuked, and a new one, which is this one, was created, hence the "New". Proceed to teleport everyone to New ROBLOX Goatsia.

[King Zultan]

I refuse to be a moose man in mooseworld so I shall be a Zebra Man instead.

[Yoink]

REGENERATE FROM TINY SURVIVING SPECKS OF BOOB ATOMS

[Doomblade187]

Appear as a small plane, fly about.

[KitRougard]

-Virus
*respawns infecting some random computer in a basement*
WELL DAMN, THIS WASN'T THE PLAN.
BETTER SPREAD AGAIN.
INFECT THE CITY'S DIGITAL INFRASTRUCTURE.

-Skeletons
Well, that was unexpected.
Capture some portion of the city using the plasma guns we respawned with! YAY keep inventory!

[CABL]

EVOLVE INTO WRATH SATAN, A MONSTER THAT HAS +1 BONUSES TO HIS ROLLS AND IS MADE OF FIRE, BRIMSTONE AND THINGS THAT MILDLY ANNOY PEOPLE FOR NO REASON, LIKE POORLY ALIGNED SIGNS.

(3) YOU SUDDENLY GROW LOTS OF PENTAGRAMS ON YOUR ETHEREAL BODY, BUT YOU DON'T TRANSFORM! (4-1 VS 1) THE BARONS OF HELL TRY TO THROW THEIR PLASMA BALLS AT YOU, BUT YOU RUSH AND STUN THEM, THEN UNLEASH A COMBO THAT BUSTS A BELLY OF ONE OF THE BARONS OPEN, REVEALING THEIR GUTS! (3 VS 5-2) SKELLY TRIES TO FOCUS AND SHOOTS OUT TWO UNGUIDED ROCKETS AT YOU! YOU MANAGE TO DODGE THE ROCKETS, ALBEIT YOU STILL SUFFERED MINOR BRUISES FROM THE EXPLOSIONS!  THE BARONS OF HELL TANK THE EXPLOSION!

.....Wait, did the humans just nuke themselves to oblivion!??!?!?
HAH, TAKE THAT GOD!
ANYWAYS, TIME TO SCOUT OUT NEW WORLDS TO CONQUER! A GOOD TARGET SHOULD BE THAT MOOSE WORLD, SEEMS FUN. THE RECON DEVILS SHALL BE PUT IN CHARGE OF SUCH INVESTIGATIONS

(6) YOU OPEN A PORTAL LEADING INTO A MOOSERIKAN MILITARY BASE; (4 VS 4) THE DEMONS ARE GREETED WITH MISSILES AND BULLETS, ON WHICH THE DEMONS RESPOND WITH FIREBALLS AND DISMEMBERMENT OF THE MILITARY PERSONNEL!

>Create New ROBLOX Goatsia, an alternate plane of reality where everything's made of ROBLOX goatse images, named after the old one but new as the old one was nuked, and a new one, which is this one, was created, hence the "New". Proceed to teleport everyone to New ROBLOX Goatsia.

(4)(3) YOU SUCCESSFULLY CREATE A SMALL PLANE OF NEW ROBLOX GOATSIA, THEN YOU TELEPORT SOME RANDOM MOOSE PEOPLE AND OTHER ALIEN LIFEFORMS INTO YOUR REALM!

I refuse to be a moose man in mooseworld so I shall be a Zebra Man instead.

YOU'RE A ZEBRA MAN, AND (1) YOUR KIND IS CONSIDERED LONG EXTINCT DUE TO CONSTANT PURGES AND A LONG HISTORY OF SLAVERY, SO THE MOOSE PEOPLE PHOTO AND/OR RECORD YOUR MOVEMENTS!

REGENERATE FROM TINY SURVIVING SPECKS OF BOOB ATOMS

(2) NO SUCH THING AS "BOOB ATOMS", AND "BOOBIUM" IS NOT A REAL ELEMENT! *THROWS A PHYSICS SCHOOLBOOK AT YOU*

Appear as a small plane, fly about.

(5) YOU'RE AN AI (AIR)PLANE; YOU FLY ABOVE THE MOOSETOWN WHILE BEING CONCEALED WITH YOUR STEALTH FIELD GENERATOR!

-Virus
*respawns infecting some random computer in a basement*
WELL DAMN, THIS WASN'T THE PLAN.
BETTER SPREAD AGAIN.
INFECT THE CITY'S DIGITAL INFRASTRUCTURE.

-Skeletons
Well, that was unexpected.
Capture some portion of the city using the plasma guns we respawned with! YAY keep inventory!

(4) KITROUGARD HAS SUCCESSFULLY INFECTED A POLICE COMPUTER, (1) HOWEVER, HIS EFFORTS TO TACKLE DIGITAL INFRASTRUCTURE HAVEN'T GONE WELL; THE POLICE HAS NOTICED THAT SOMETHING WEIRD HAS BEEN GOING ON WITH THE COMPUTER, SO THEY SHUTDOWN THE COMPUTER FOR NOW! (2 VS 3) THE METALLIC SKELETONS SUDDENLY RESPAWN AT THE EASTERN EDGE OF THE CITY, TRYING TO OVERTAKE THE OUTSKIRTS! IT DOES BODE WELL FOR THE SKELETONS RIGHT NOW, SINCE THE SKELETONS DON'T HAVE DECENT SHOOTING SKILLS; THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY RESPONDS AND DESTROYS A SMALL AMOUNT OF THE SKELETONS!

NPC TURNS:

RESIST THE HORRORS OF ROBLOX GOATSE!

(3 VS 2) THEY GET SCARED AT FIRST, BUT THEN THEY CALM DOWN, EVEN IF THEY'RE A BIT AFRAID OF THIS PLACE!

THE VIDEOS OF ZEBRA MAN HAVE GONE VIRAL, RESULTING IN THE INTEREST OF THE SCIENTISTS TO CATCH AND STUDY THE SPECIMEN!

TOWN POP: 98793
DEAD: 0

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

EVOLVE NOW! THEN RIP THOSE GUTS OFF AND USE THEM TO CHOKE THE OTHER BARON THE HELL OUT!!!