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Voting closed: December 23, 2018, 05:57:41 am

[Screech9791]

>Type ":bring all me" without quotations in chat to bring everyone into the realm of ROBLOX goatse pics.

[KitRougard]

OH SWEET JESUS WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS PLACE IS SELF-DESTRUCTING.
WIFI IS TOO FAR AWAY
GOTTA FIND MY FUCKING BODY
HERE WE GO
AND
ROLL OUT!
LOCATE A ROBOTIC HEADLESS BODY, USE IT TO EXERT MY CONTROL OVER THE NMBAA'S COMPUTER SYSTEM AND SHUT DOWN THEIR SELF-DESTRUCT IN THE NICK OF TIME

OR DIE TRYING

[King Zultan]

Eat more of the BOOBSIES.

[CABL]

EVOLVE INTO THE DEMON OF RAGE AND HATE! THEN WAIT FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO DECK HER IN THE STOMACH AGAIN!

(4)(3-1 VS 1-1) YOU EVOLVE INTO A HATECYCLOP: AN ONE-EYED TOWERING HUMANOID WITH A BROWNISH SKIN AND A LOT OF MUSCLES! DEMONATA DECIDES TO SCRATCH YOUR EYEBALL OUT BY QUICKLY TELEPORTING TOWARDS YOU IN SHORT BURSTS, BUT YOU KNOCK ON HER STOMACH YET AGAIN, CAUSING HER TO IMPACT WITH A WALL AND GET A CONCUSSION! SHE LAYS ON THE GROUND BARELY AWARE OF THE SITUATION; THE ARENA CROWD CHANTS, "FINISH HER"!

SAFE THE VIRUS AND START INTEGRATING PEOPLE INTO THE VIRUS LIKE I DID!

OH SWEET JESUS WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS PLACE IS SELF-DESTRUCTING.
WIFI IS TOO FAR AWAY
GOTTA FIND MY FUCKING BODY
HERE WE GO
AND
ROLL OUT!
LOCATE A ROBOTIC HEADLESS BODY, USE IT TO EXERT MY CONTROL OVER THE NMBAA'S COMPUTER SYSTEM AND SHUT DOWN THEIR SELF-DESTRUCT IN THE NICK OF TIME

OR DIE TRYING

(5 VS 5) IN DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO SAVE THE VIRUS, TANKKIT HIJACKS THE FACILITIES' SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE AND EXTENDS THE COUNTDOWN BY ONE TURN! (2) HEAD!KITROUGARD ATTEMPTS TO FIND AN ANDROID BODY, BUT CAN'T FIND ANYTHING! 1 TURN LEFT UNTIL SELF-DESTRUCT! ALSO, TANKKIT HAS SACRIFICED HIMSELF! RESPAWN?

OPEN UP NEW DEMON PORTALS ALL OVER THE CITY

(5) YOU'RE THE SATAN, THE LORD OF DARKNESS; YOU OPEN A HUGE PORTAL ABOVE THE FUCKVILLE, RESULTING IN ANOTHER, EVEN BIGGER DEMON HORDE!

STORM THE GATES OF HELL!

(1 VS 1-2) THE ALLOSAUR ARMY GET CUT OFF FROM THE REAL WORLD, RESULTING IN THEM BEING TRAPPED IN HELL! IGNORING THAT, THEY PRESS ON AND FINALLY TEAR THE GATEKEEPER INTO CHUNKS, THUS OPENING THE GATES TO HELL!

>Type ":bring all me" without quotations in chat to bring everyone into the realm of ROBLOX goatse pics.

(3 VS 6) THE COMMAND DOES NOTHING, SINCE YOU'RE NOT AN ADMIN OF THIS SERVER! YOU FEEL THAT SOMETHING'S WATCHING YOU!

Eat more of the BOOBSIES.

(6-1 VS 6) THROAT CANCER IS GETTING WORSE, AND SO IT PREVENTS YOU FROM EATING THE BOOBSIES! THE BOOBSIES SWARM YOU AND LEAVE MULTIPLE BITES AND SCRATCHES ON YOUR BODY!

NPC TURNS:

THE ARMY: HOLY SHIT, DEMONS! PRIORITIZE SHOOTING THEM AND PROTECTING CIVILIANS! THE DEMONS: PRIORITIZE SLAUGHTERING CIVILIANS! THE BOOBSIES: AVOID DEMONS, ATTACK BOTH THE ARMY AND THE CIVILIANS!

(6 VS 2) (5) (6 VS 3+2) (5 VS 2) (5 VS 4+2) A BATTLE FOR THE CITY OF FUCKVILLE IS RAGING; THE ARMY HAS MANAGED TO KILL A LOT OF DEMONS AND PROTECT CIVILIANS, BUT THE ARMY STILL CAN'T SAVE EVERYONE, AND THE CACODEMONS BURN SOME CIVILIANS! MEANWHILE, THE BOOBSIES AMBUSH AND INFECT A LOT OF THE ARMYPEOPLE, BUT FAIL TO INFECT CIVILIANS!

ABOARD THE GUNSHIPS AND LEAVE THE AO!

THE SSO LEAVE THE FUCKVILLE'S OUTSKIRTS AND HEAD IN THE UNKNOWN DIRECTION, PRESUMABLY TOWARDS NMBAA'S SECRET AIRBASE!

PLANT A TRACKING DEVICE ON ONE OF THE GUNSHIPS, THEN HEAD OFF AND FIGHT THE DEMONS!

(5 VS 5) THE TRACKER IS SUCCESSFULLY PLANTED, BUT THE PLANE THAT SHOOT IT OUT WAS DOWNED! (6 VS 5) THE AIR FORCE FLIES OFF TO FIGHT THE AIRBORNE DEMONS, EXPLODING NUMEROUS CACODEMONS!

AMBUSH THE WEAKENED MILITARY!

(4 VS 6-1) EVEN WHEN THEY'RE WEAKENED, THE ARMY PROVES TO BE A MATCH TO A BUNCH OF CULTIST RIFF-RAFF!

CITY POP: 2127835
DEAD: 2056
INFECTED (BOOBSY VIRUS): 13125

[TankKit]

NOW THAT I HAVE LEFT MY MORTAL COIL AND ASCENDED TO MACHINEHOOD AND SACRAFICED MYSELF FOR THE VIRUS, IT'S TIME TO TRULY ACTIVATE GOD.EXE!

[King Zultan]

Absorb all of the BOOBSIES, then split in to multiple zebras.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

HEAL MY INJURIES WITH HATE! THEN RIP OFF HER SKULL AND BEAT HER TO DEATH WITH IT! NO, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!

[KitRougard]

I FEEL STUPID, THIS PLACE IS FANCY, THEY HAVE VOICE COMMANDS.
I'M A HIGH-TECH ROBOT HEAD WITH A VOICE REPLICATOR.
I SAW THE NMBAA'S COMMANDER'S VOICE PROFILE ON THE WAY IN.
I ALSO REMEMBER THE SPECIFIC CODES TO OVERRIDE THE CURRENT SITUATION.
IN THE COMMANDER'S VOICE, DECLARE COMMAND:
"OVERRIDE CODE 'FREE-CHECK-KING-MATE-CAPTURE-VOID.'"
HERE'S TO HOPING THAT WORKS AND I DON'T DIE.

[Doomblade187]

RAISE AN ARMY OF DEMONS, BREAK OUT OF HELL!

[Avetruetotheimperator]

RAISE AN ARMY OF DEMONS, BREAK OUT OF HELL!

EY YOU, I CAN GRANT YOUR WISH IF YOU JUST HELP ME CAUSE HAVOK ON EARTH

[Doomblade187]

RAISE AN ARMY OF DEMONS, BREAK OUT OF HELL!

EY YOU, I CAN GRANT YOUR WISH IF YOU JUST HELP ME CAUSE HAVOK ON EARTH

I SIMPLY DESIRE TO RULE THE SURFACE WORLD. SUPPORT ME.

[Screech9791]

>Enter 1337 h4x0r mode and hack the admins list to include me. Once I successfully add myself to said list, type :bring all me again, hoping my admin powers will now work.

Virus, can you help me hack into the admins list of reality itself so I can make everyone have equal suffering via roblox goatse?

[Yoink]

WELL I'M OUT OF IDEAS.


...WAIT...

IT'S TIME TO SAVE CHRISTMAS! MORPH MY CANCEROUS, MUTAGENIC CELLS INTO THE TWISTED FORM OF TIM ALLEN.
THEN HIJACK THE NEAREST LARGE, NOISY MOTORCYCLE WITH LOTS OF CHROME BITS ON. HOPEFULLY GET MY PAWS/HANDS/CLAWS ON A SHOTGUN AS WELL.    

[Avetruetotheimperator]

RAISE AN ARMY OF DEMONS, BREAK OUT OF HELL!

THIS DINO GUY SEEMS COOL, GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS AND UNLEASH HIM ON FUCKVILLE

[CABL]

NOW THAT I HAVE LEFT MY MORTAL COIL AND ASCENDED TO MACHINEHOOD AND SACRAFICED MYSELF FOR THE VIRUS, IT'S TIME TO TRULY ACTIVATE GOD.EXE!

(2) "YOU NEED ADMINISTRATOR PRIVILEGES TO LAUNCH GOD.EXE!"

Absorb all of the BOOBSIES, then split in to multiple zebras.

(6-2 VS 3)(1-2) DESPITE YOUR HORRIFIC INJURIES AND THE THROAT CANCER, YOU MUNCH DOWN A COUPLE OF BOOBSIES! THE ATTEMPT TO SPLIT UP, HOWEVER, ENDS UP WITH THE CANCER DRAINING THE LAST OF YOUR REMAINING WILLPOWER, THUS KILLING YOU! RESPAWN?

HEAL MY INJURIES WITH HATE! THEN RIP OFF HER SKULL AND BEAT HER TO DEATH WITH IT! NO, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!

(5-1) HARNESSING THE POWER OF HATE, YOU HEAL YOURSELF BEFORE DEALING A FATALITY; YOU RUSH TOWARDS DEMONATA, RIP HER SKULL OFF, THEN BEAT HER CORPSE UNTIL ITS NOTHING BUT GIBLETS AND KETCHUP! THE CROWD CHEERS AT THE SPECTACLE, AND YOU GET TELEPORTED TO YOUR CHAMBERS, WHERE THE GAMES ORGANIZER ASKS YOU IF YOU'RE READY FOR YOUR NEXT OPPONENT!

I FEEL STUPID, THIS PLACE IS FANCY, THEY HAVE VOICE COMMANDS.
I'M A HIGH-TECH ROBOT HEAD WITH A VOICE REPLICATOR.
I SAW THE NMBAA'S COMMANDER'S VOICE PROFILE ON THE WAY IN.
I ALSO REMEMBER THE SPECIFIC CODES TO OVERRIDE THE CURRENT SITUATION.
IN THE COMMANDER'S VOICE, DECLARE COMMAND:
"OVERRIDE CODE 'FREE-CHECK-KING-MATE-CAPTURE-VOID.'"
HERE'S TO HOPING THAT WORKS AND I DON'T DIE.

(1) "THE CODE IS INCORRECT: ACCESS DENIED!" SAID A COMPUTER LADY VOICE! THE FACILITIES GET BLOWN UP IN A THUNDEROUS EXPLOSION! KITROUGARD IS DEAD, RESPAWN?

RAISE AN ARMY OF DEMONS, BREAK OUT OF HELL!

THIS DINO GUY SEEMS COOL, GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS AND UNLEASH HIM ON FUCKVILLE

(2+2) POWERED BY THE SATAN HIMSELF, THE ALLOSAUR HIVEMIND SUMMONS YET ANOTHER DEMON ARMY TO INVADE FUCKVILLE, RESULTING IN A PORTAL OPENING SOMEWHERE ON THE WESTERN SIDE OF THE CITY!

>Enter 1337 h4x0r mode and hack the admins list to include me. Once I successfully add myself to said list, type :bring all me again, hoping my admin powers will now work.

(6) YOU ENTER 1337 H4X0R MODE, ADDING YOURSELF TO THE ADMINS LIST; YOUR ADMINSHIP IS SHORT-LIVED, SINCE THERE'S ALREADY AN ADMIN ONLINE, XXX_PU551_D357R0Y3R_XXX, WHO CHALLENGES YOU TO A DUEL! IF YOU WIN, YOU'LL BECOME THE SOLE ADMIN OF THIS SERVER; IF YOU LOSE, A MOST CRUEL PUNISHMENT SHALL BE DELIVERED TO YOU!

IT'S TIME TO SAVE CHRISTMAS! MORPH MY CANCEROUS, MUTAGENIC CELLS INTO THE TWISTED FORM OF TIM ALLEN.
THEN HIJACK THE NEAREST LARGE, NOISY MOTORCYCLE WITH LOTS OF CHROME BITS ON. HOPEFULLY GET MY PAWS/HANDS/CLAWS ON A SHOTGUN AS WELL.    

(1) YOU CONCENTRATE TOO HARD AND TURN INTO A CANCER PILE, MEANING YOU CAN NEITHER STEAL A MOTORCYCLE OR GET A SHOTGUN!

NPC TURNS:

THE ARMY/AIR FORCE: DEFEND FUCKVILLE! THE DEMONS: UNLEASH HAVOC ON FUCKVILLE! THE BOOBSY EPIDEMIC: SPREAD THE INFECTION!

(5 VS 6) (5 VS 1) (4 VS 2) WHILE THE ARMY TAKES AN UPPER HAND AGAINST THE DEMONS FOR A WHILE, THE HELL'S ARMY EVENTUALLY PUSHES THEM BACK AND RAVAGES THE INFRASTRUCTURE OF THE CITY! BOOBSIES ATTACK AND INFECT A SMALL CHUNK OF BOTH SIDES!

FORTIFY THE CITY HALL!

(4) THE VIRUS CULT FLEES TOWARDS THE CITY HALL AND BARRICADES THE BUILDING!

CITY POP: 212,741,0
DEAD: 2481
INFECTED (BOOBSY VIRUS): 15375