Turn 2
The Cursed Rolls
[
8-2 (Badly Bleeding)=
6]
King Zultan managed to get back up on his feet and begin running to the bus successfully, but his condition was worsening. Zultan was already unsure if he could get to the bus in time, but
Hotfire catching up to him with his rifle at the ready did not help matters. Without hesitation,
Hotfire took the shot [
3] and missed, giving
Zultan a moment to duck behind a tree for cover.
NRDL surveyed Zultan and Hotfire's scuffle from a distance and motioned an attack order to his servant. In an instant, the both of them pounced out from behind their cover and started racing over to
Hotfire... But not before
Marksdorf recovered from his embarassing blunder and tried his patented
SUPER GRAB AND DRAG on them! [
10 vs.
1, 1] Maybe it was the element of surprise, or maybe it was the new targets, but this time the move had worked
scarily well. Marksdorf grabbed both NRDL and his servant by their necks and flew up high, spinning around violently. His tight grip crushed the two's necks like soda cans as the spinning sped up to breakneck speeds. After what felt like an eternity, Marksdorf shot back down to earth like a dwarf-sized meteor along with his two victims, their bodies broken beyond repair. [New Article gained: Randy California]
0rca finally wakes up, only to discover his bodyguard's corpse crushing him. [
5] Even with all of his might, he could only move his decapitated partner a smidget. He was still trapped, but at least his arms were free. Before 0rca could do anything else, though, a shadow had crept over him. There stood
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES, arms crossed. Without a word, he lept up and prepared to land on the incapacitated warrior. [
6 vs.
10] The adrenaline had increased 0rca's strength tenfold as he was able to push his bodyguard's body off of his easily. This caught Demon off-guard, causing him to stumble a bit and giving 0rca ample time to give him a swift slash with his Night's Cresent! [
5] 0rca managed to get a clean slash on Demon's back. Nothing special, but damage was damage.
ziizo tried to get the Imp off of him before it could ravage his face any more. [
4 vs.
5] ziizo simply couldn't get the little menace off his head for the life of him. If that weren't enough,
Failbird was rocketing down towards him, ready to skewer ziizo with his ski pole! [
3-1 (Disoriented) vs.
2-2 (Distracted by Imp)] Failbird missed completely, but ziizo wasn't capable of seizing the opportunity for... Obvious reasons.
(All I can say is: Jesus, the dice did
not want to play nice this turn. Map is coming tomorrow, need to get to bed early. Sorry!)
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