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[Coolrune206]

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"That alone would not remove the current problem. I can't say I'd mind his destruction, however. He is refusing to help with the issue he created, which is impacting everyone in the entire universe. A being of entropy, it seems he would not mind an empty universe."

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"Once the current catastrophe has been averted, if you would be willing to aid me in finding a way out of my own prison, I would happily take his place in the Pantheon."

[Yoink]

((Y'know, judging by the note in the OP, it's permissible to send secret PMs as long as you cc the GM as well. Just sayin'. I imagine some folks - TOTALLY NOT ME - might lack the self-control to keep themselves from reading such correspondence.

Also, hoo boy, triple kill. Whoopsie. Soz God. In my defence, it was clearly the clumsiness of your less-brilliant creations that was to blame.
Gonna have to consider my IC reaction to this... for now, though, a placeholder action. Dang, intentionally or not, I wish I got to see the normal power gains for that sort of ownage...))

Placeholder action: pilot the Food Cruiser into the mortal realm through the gap I created before it can be sealed, barging aside any attempts to do so.

Park/hover somewhere high in the sky and begin cooking the divine remains of Attom (along with any mechaspider bits that may have been squished in the fracas) into a magnificent, powerful dish to honour His memory.

Send some raiding parties of elite food elementals down to the surface to gather tasty and nutritious ingredients in order to make this meal the tastiest ever created.
If they can't make their own way down, oversee the construction of a Divine Dumbwaiter to ferry them to the surface.
Chuck any wayward scraps of power in the vicinity into the mix, too. Stir thoroughly.

Finally, be ready to rush to defend us using the Pressure Cooker if we are threatened, from within or without the mortal realm.

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Name: Užina
God Level: Demi
Power: 0
Description: A tall, humanoid figure seemingly formed out of flexible breadrolls, with bagel hands and tomato soup in place of blood. Its head is a dark, hefty loaf of rye, with only a couple of creases and a cryptic pattern of seeds and flour resembling anything akin to a 'face'.
Notes: Awakened food elemental.
Aboard Attom's Food Cruiser, armed with a superweapon known as the Pressure Cooker.

[Doomblade187]

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[King Zultan]

"It feels like something has gone wrong in the universe, but I have no way to do anything about it so its not my problem."
Its time to actually do something, build a new house out of stone and build a chemistry lab inside, then make my poorly made wooden zebras alive using SCIENCE!

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Name: Dr. Bob
God Level: Demigod
Power: -1
Sphere (If major or minor god):
Description: A humanoid with the head of a deer wearing a white lab coat.
Notes: Several poorly made wooden zebras

[sprinkled chariot]

Name : Lorgar
demigod
power = 0
Description : Magnificent hearty boi with fabulous claymore

Borkle taught us to punch things to become stronger, to aspire to by punching things yet unpunched. I will punch you down from your false throne
Challenge Sucker to get him out of his rotten throne

[Parisbre56]

Sucker looks around in confusion.
"But I'm floating in the void. I'm not sitting on a throne."

[LordPorkins]

Name : Lorgar
demigod
power = 0
Description : Magnificent hearty boi with fabulous claymore

Borkle taught us to punch things to become stronger, to aspire to by punching things yet unpunched. I will punch you down from your false throne
Challenge Sucker to get him out of his rotten throne

“MY SON, YOU ARE AWARE THAT YOU LITERALLY CANNOT WIN RIGHT? AND IF YOU PERISH, WHO SHAL LEAD THE 17TH CHAPTER OF HEARTY BOYS?”

[sprinkled chariot]

Name : Lorgar
demigod
power = 0
Description : Magnificent hearty boi with fabulous claymore

Borkle taught us to punch things to become stronger, to aspire to by punching things yet unpunched. I will punch you down from your false throne
Challenge Sucker to get him out of his rotten throne

“MY SON, YOU ARE AWARE THAT YOU LITERALLY CANNOT WIN RIGHT? AND IF YOU PERISH, WHO SHAL LEAD THE 17TH CHAPTER OF HEARTY BOYS?”

Father, if there are enough of those to support me in slaying false god dooming all of us( aka power wagering him to oblivion), then I would succeed , but if I fail, what's the point of our faithful 17th legion, if gods just don't care. 

[LordPorkins]

“THE GODS CANNOT BESTOW POWER RIGHT NOW DUE TO A CRISIS. I DOUBT THAT THEY WILL KEND YOU ANY, BUT YOU MAY TRY”

[Doomblade187]

"Sucker, if the entropy claims us, it claims you too. I don't want to lose a friend and ally."

[hector13]

"Sucker, if the entropy claims us, it claims you too. I don't want to lose a friend and ally."

"You won't be losing a friend and ally, mate, you'll be losing everything."

[Parisbre56]

Father, if there are enough of those to support me in slaying false god dooming all of us( aka power wagering him to oblivion), then I would succeed , but if I fail, what's the point of our faithful 17th legion, if gods just don't care. 

"Oh, you meant like a figurative throne. That makes more sense, I guess, though I fail to see why you have to stoop so low as to use insults. How can I be a false god? I play under the same rules as the rest of you. Got my title fair and square, just like everybody else. Eh, whatever. Come at me, if you want. But I warn you, I won't go down without a fight."

"Sucker, if the entropy claims us, it claims you too. I don't want to lose a friend and ally."

"Hey, you're a cool guy. I'm sure you'll work it out. That Anaconda has the right idea. Fill the sky full of stars and all that. Me, every time I try to help others, I end up making things worse. So, you know, gonna sit this one out. Call me when you need to kill something."

[Doomblade187]

"So you had a few decades of bad luck. I believe in you. You can fix this."

[Parisbre56]

"Ugh. Fine. Guess it wouldn't hurt to give it a try."

1 Power: Try to fix this entropy problem. Destroy the spots, fill the sky with stars, all that jazz.

1 Power: Use the Edge of Oblivion's god-slaying power to slay Lorgar (sprinkled chariot) and reap his soul if he insists on attacking me. Also point out that I don't have a throne.

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Name: Sucker, Demon of Entropy
God Level: Major
Power: 2
Sphere (If major or minor god): Death and Entropy
Description: A Skelton wearing a dark cloak.
Notes: Holds the Edge of Oblivion. A scythe with the power to kill gods and slay souls.
Has impressed some necromancers.
Can pull souls of the dead from the underworld.

[RoseHeart]

Begin eating local children that get lost near the woods. Spare just enough to spread my legend.

(Retreat to the safety of the preserve if they hunt me.)

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Name: Thorn ('It')
God Level: Demi
Power: 0
Description: Looks like what ever being ate the peach. Slowly replaces their mind. If the body dies, a bush grows within a day with a single peach.
Notes: Fond of huskies.
Current Approximate Description:
(Like 20 feet at the shoulder)

[4] Thorn can't exactly eat children in the woods, seeing as it had been driven into the sea. But it could nibble toes at the beach. Which it did, continuing until gaining minor folklore status.

Again!