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[LordPorkins]

Name: Borkle, He-who-pinches-your-face
Sphere: Battle Strife
Power: 13
Forces: 18 Hard Boys, 1200 Hearty Boys, 550 WarBeasts

((What’s this “entry price” again?))

Borkle Heads down with his army to give these monsters what-for

[Coolrune206]

Lilith expends one power to restore the forest to the glorious state it was in before the great fire.

Name: Lilith
God Level: Minor
Power: 6 - 1 = 5
Spheres: Life and Nature
Description: An entity born from the fertile flesh of Akahet's more hospitable areas, Lilith is a collection of plant matter that has molded itself into the shape of a humanoid.

[Questorhank]

Get the Cyber Necromancers to assist me in the destruction of the monsters.

Spoiler: Zarel (click to show/hide)

Name: Zarel, Godscorched
God Level: Demi
Power: 0
Sphere (If major or minor god):
Description: A Tiger Giant with an exoskeleton made of Obsidian. Heat and a faint red glow radiate from its joints.
Notes:

[The Lupanian]

Corrupt the beasts with my flesh to speed up their evolution. Make them better through trial. Breed the strong, feast on the weak.
See how smart they are, try to organize them into some semblance of society. Whenever one shows signs of intelligence, breed them.
Try to breed them with myself.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: (TAMI) the Thing with Aparent Moderate Intelligence.
God Level: demigod
Power: 3
Sphere: Biomass
Description: A shapeless mass of flesh with a few animal-ish forms.
Notes:

[KitRougard]

Spoiler: Logic (click to show/hide)

Name: Enal "The Heartless Mind"
God Level: Minor
Sphere: Knowledge, Logic
Power: 5
Description: An orange scale-skinned lizard-man with glorious wings unfurling behind him. His glasses had been replaced with contact lenses, and his eyes glowed a deep amethyst purple. He had a long, flowing blue robe on his thin form, which rippled with psychic power.
Notes: "The first one who points out the errors of the universe is a genius. All who follow are imitations."

"Alright, let's get down to business... To defea- I MEAN NOT MAKE STUPID REFRENCES! Apologies, darling."

He summoned up that shard of power he set aside for his child, and well, held it awkwardly.

"Well, it is, er, my first time..."

Toss 3 power at my celestial spawn with Anaconda! He/She/They shall be smart, cunning, and maybe a little emotionless but that was fine in the name of LOGIC!

[Avetruetotheimperator]

Blood is blood and a surprise is a surprise. This result was not expected. Let it be known that the blood cult does not intend to unleash this monster upon AKAHET. It shall only be used in defense of the blood cult from attempts to destroy it. You have my word for it is the word of HAKA, and he is a fair lord of blood. The cult has other plans, other priorities to be had. Again, we shalt only use this Soul Serpent against those who attack the main body of the cult. No more, no less.

[Egan_BW]

Blood is blood and a surprise is a surprise. This result was not expected. Let it be known that the blood cult does not intend to unleash this monster upon AKAHET. It shall only be used in defense of the blood cult from attempts to destroy it. You have my word for it is the word of HAKA, and he is a fair lord of blood. The cult has other plans, other priorities to be had. Again, we shalt only use this Soul Serpent against those who attack the main body of the cult. No more, no less.

"THOSE ARE THE SOULS OF MY FOLLOWERS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, SPECK. GIVE THE BEAST BACK TO ME OR I SWEAR THAT I WILL EVENTUALLY GET AROUND TO SHOWING UP AND KICKING YOUR ASS.
ACTUALLY I HAVE AN IDEA. POINT STILL STANDS THOUGH. DON'T RESIST IF YOU LIKE HAVING ALL YOUR ORGANS IN THE RIGHT PLACES."

Spend 1 Power to split off a small group of cogs from my aura and give them instructions to pass through the barrier and slice up the Soul Serpent until all the souls are separated into individual pieces of flesh.. Being inanimate objects, the program-cogs should be able to pass through without paying Power.

"Now, where were we? Oh yeah."
Do the babymaking thing with Enal. Invest 3 Power.

(Having obtained Credst's approval) lightly modify the humans... Firstly, make their hair more exciting with spiky and curly bits, give some of them bright red or blue or green or gold or purple or pink or white colored hair. Secondly, give them a strong impulse to scream in battle, especially shouting the name of techniques or spells as they use them. This is a minor tactical disadvantage for style's sake, but it's balanced out by the ability to speak incredibly quickly, being able to shout whole monologues at each other in the span of a single leap. Thirdly, they shall be greatly susceptible to hilariously contrived social misunderstandings, especially as pertains to sexuality.

Update my scheduling system so that I can do more than 3 simple-ass things in a decade.

Summon up all the parts of my old body.

If Uzina successfully blasts a hole in the barrier, suggest to the mechserpent armada that they quickly get to work stabilizing the breach and building a gate around it. This would be an amazing strategic advantage.

Spoiler: Anaconda (click to show/hide)

Name: Anaconda
God Level: Minor
Power: 4
Sphere: Machinery and Murder.
Description: The bright blue and brute serpent, which throttles its prey. An aura of floating cogs surround it, awkwardly.
Notes: Ensouled. Fleshy!

[hector13]

Name: Hectorclese the Stout
God level: Minor
Power: 8 - probably
Sphere: Victory and Feasting
Description: The Heartiest of Hearty Boys, the pinnacle of what they can be; big and strong, he's always on the lookout for something to eat. He walks among mortals with a dim glow around him, a clear sign of his deification.
Notes: Smarting over the loss of some Heart Boys in the Food Invasion
80 war beasts and 40 Hearty Boys

Hectorclese stands awestruck by his stunning... failure success action.

Construct some sort of propulsion device to gently propel this Chaotic Food realm toward Akahet

Enact some sort of breeding plan among the Hearty FoodBoys, ‘cause more is good. Perhaps through some sort of fighting tournament... the winner receives exclusive breeding rights with the best... uh... examples of the opposite sex for one year, when the next tournament is held.

These tournaments shall be known as Morsel Kombat.

[TankKit]

I give the humans 3 decades before they're all dead or radically different from what they once were.

Double the amount of spiders Attom is entombed in and continue absorbing whatever power is lying around, preferably going near where the God Machine was to do this.

"Here, let me give you a hand with that."

Spoiler: Credst of Creation and Destruction (click to show/hide)

Name: Credst
God Level: Major
Power: 9
Sphere: Creation and Destruction
Description: A humanoid of swirling blue and red energy with barely indistinguishable features and a bright sun rotating on top of a crescent moon as a hat. He has 4 hands.
Notes: The sun and moon atop Credst's head represent creation and destruction.
Destructive Acts: 6
Creative Acts: 6
Credst's hat has no damage.

[CABL]

"We'll see if you can dance with the Death itself."

Go offensive: do small hops towards the enemy while simultaneously doing pike thrusts.

Spoiler: The Prowler (click to show/hide)

Name: The Prowler
God Level: Demigod
Power: 1 out of 5
Sphere (If major or minor god):
Description: A humanoid with extremely thin limbs, elongated and thin torso, long neck, and a human-sized head of a three-eyed dragon with no pupils and white sclera. It's scales are black and shiny.
Notes: Chaos Energy Vorpal Pike, has an apparatus that allows moving around the Void.

[Parisbre56]

"If you wanna dance, I'm down here! Always happy to have a dance partner!"

[CABL]

"If you wanna dance, I'm down here! Always happy to have a dance partner!"

((I'm talking to Flexius, lmao.))

[Parisbre56]

((I was having my character do this: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ComicallyMissingThePoint

At this point and with the rolls he's been getting I think he's more of a bumbling idiot and/or senile old man.))

[King Zultan]

[1] Lilith's forest burns down completely and the ash and heat are trapped within the bubble of the barrier. The entire place is reduced to a low oxygen hellscape.

"I'm so screwed, I don't even know what caught fire."
Go hide under a rock, and make a knife out of stone and carve little zebras out burnt sticks, so I don't go insane while I hide.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Dr. Bob
God Level: Demigod
Power: 0
Sphere (If major or minor god):
Description: A humanoid with the head of a deer wearing a white lab coat.
Notes:

[Coolrune206]

[1] Lilith's forest burns down completely and the ash and heat are trapped within the bubble of the barrier. The entire place is reduced to a low oxygen hellscape.

"I'm so screwed, I don't even know what caught fire."

As Dr. Bob goes to hide, Lilith appears before him and sadly shakes her head, before returning to her duties of restoring the forest. It seems the guardian deity of the forest is not angry, just disappointed.