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Author Topic: Divine Fuckery: The End is Nigh  (Read 120847 times)

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Re: Divine Fuckery: The Century Cometh.
« Reply #645 on: January 26, 2019, 11:47:32 am »

Attempt to lead the good mortals and any refugees from the fortress cities to safety, away from the bombardment, monsters etc. Perhaps into Ep's multidimensional burrow, if the god allows it.

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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Divine Fuckery: The Century Cometh.
« Reply #646 on: January 26, 2019, 11:51:33 am »

Attempt to lead the good mortals and any refugees from the fortress cities to safety, away from the bombardment, monsters etc. Perhaps into Ep's multidimensional burrow, if the god allows it.

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"Feel free to use my burrows, Cawder."
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Sample Title
« Reply #647 on: January 26, 2019, 05:26:14 pm »

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The cult has grown quickly. Quick enough for certain actions to start. Using the mass of blood gathered by the Blood Cult, we shall enact a ritual to resurrect a fallen species. The Feathered Serpents shall be revived anew using the power of blood!
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Sample Title
« Reply #648 on: January 26, 2019, 06:16:36 pm »

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The cult has grown quickly. Quick enough for certain actions to start. Using the mass of blood gathered by the Blood Cult, we shall enact a ritual to resurrect a fallen species. The Feathered Serpents shall be revived anew using the power of blood!

"May I suggest you choose to revive the Zooplankton Hordes instead? Anaconda has already claimed the Feathered Serpents' loyalty, but the Zooplankton have been untouched and their return would give you far more followers."
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Sample Title
« Reply #649 on: January 26, 2019, 08:00:26 pm »

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Name: Užina
God Level: Demi
Power: 3
Description: A tall, humanoid figure seemingly formed out of flexible breadrolls, with bagel hands and tomato soup in place of blood. Its head is a dark, hefty loaf of rye, with only a couple of creases and a cryptic pattern of seeds and flour resembling anything akin to a 'face'.
Notes: Awakened food elemental.
Aboard Attom's Food Cruiser, armed with a superweapon known as the Pressure Cooker.

"This... this is all very strange. If you need me, Lord Attom, I'll... be over here."

Užina, shaken by this unexpected power shift, retires to the familiar confines of the Pressure Cooker's control seat.

Meditate and ponder these strange developments whilst also keeping watch for any approaching threats that might need annihilating with my superweapon. Annihilation is good for soothing a troubled mind, after all.
I am pretty awesome. Maybe I should develop an ego beyond subservience to my creator? Could be fun.

I'll reserve 1 power with which to blast anything that comes within range of the cannon with hostile intent.
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Sample Title
« Reply #650 on: January 26, 2019, 11:21:49 pm »

"Oh, Anaconda? I just realized I should probably adopt a more... Physical... Form, for when we get together. Any preferences?"

"Be creative."
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Sample Title
« Reply #651 on: January 26, 2019, 11:23:32 pm »

((You know what would be kickass? Some fan art of the pantheon. Someone get on that!))
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« Reply #652 on: January 26, 2019, 11:29:42 pm »

((Says the one who didn't even provide a description for your character. :P))
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Re: Divine Fuckery: The Century Cometh.
« Reply #653 on: January 27, 2019, 12:32:11 am »

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Sample Title
« Reply #654 on: January 27, 2019, 12:38:47 am »

"Oh, Anaconda? I just realized I should probably adopt a more... Physical... Form, for when we get together. Any preferences?"

"Be creative."
((And thus, Fabio was birthed into existence from the void.))
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Re: Divine Fuckery: The Century Cometh.
« Reply #655 on: January 27, 2019, 05:20:55 am »

((Says the one who didn't even provide a description for your character. :P))

BORKLE HAS NOT TIME FOR PATIENCE DESCRIPTIONS
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Sample Title
« Reply #656 on: January 27, 2019, 05:54:00 am »

Aboard the chaos ship of Flexius, then unapologetically stab him in the torso, hopefully piercing his vital organs.

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Sample Title
« Reply #657 on: January 27, 2019, 12:17:44 pm »

Aboard the chaos ship of Flexius, then unapologetically stab him in the torso, hopefully piercing his vital organs.

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He is under my protection lizard. That is a VERY bad idea
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Sample Title
« Reply #658 on: January 27, 2019, 12:39:33 pm »

"Your son attacks our world for fun. Massacres our people from atop his ship, away from any chance of retribution, and brings war to our peaceful land. Yet you still protect him? Hmmph. I thought you were the god of war, father of warriors, not cowards, Borkle..." The twisting enlightened mass of thoughts idly noted.
« Last Edit: January 27, 2019, 12:47:25 pm by ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES »
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Sample Title
« Reply #659 on: January 27, 2019, 12:45:56 pm »

"Feel free to use my burrows, Cawder."

"Many thanks, noble Ep. With luck, your generosity will save many lives."
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