Name: Vurol
God Level: Major
Power: 10/20
Sphere : Slime
Description: A large blob of viscous matter swirling with shocking colours
Create the Oozeworld, an enormous "land" made of slime, mucus and semi-solid ooze, spend 3 power for this
[6+2]
Vurol, perhaps pining for a place to call its own, expends some of its power to call into existence a land made of slime, ooze, mucus and other gunk and goo. His desire explodes out around him, filling the void with a roughly disk shaped glob of slime that actually partially merges with the Underworld. The Underworld's shield allows the slime plane in and this effectively forms a bridge between the two.
Flexius Twisted, The Prowler, and 2 out of 3 star Krakens suddenly find themselves sitting around in the Slime Plane of "Oozeworld"
Name: Enryu
God Level: Demigod
Power: 1-1=0
Description: A humanoid with a body made of a weird black and red mass and a completely average face born from the thoughts of mortals.
Notes: Knows meta-fuckery.
"Hey gods! If any of you wishes my services, pay me a toll of power and I will do as you wish. But now, I must search for the McGuffin that is searched for and usually used by the bad guy due to its plot convenient abilities..."
Search for the heart or core of Akahet, that will have plenty of power for me to leech off and use to enact my vaguely interesting plan.
Use 1 power to make Anaconda roll a 6. Why? Cause that would please the Great Old Shitposters.
[3]
Enryu searching in vain for the core of the mortal plane, only discovering that one does exist somewhere, though he knows not where.
Anaconda gives Haku a couple more squeezes. No response.
"So weak. Oh well, guess mortals won't work so well."
Crush Haku's body to jelly and eat his soul.
"Hey Enal. Turns out that Haku is way too weak for me and just ends up breaking before even 7 years. I doubt you're so weak."
Ask the mechserpants if they want like, a world of their own or to have fleshy bodies again or something. I'm just. You know. Available if they need something.
Plus, fleshy feathered serpents are kinda hot.
Name: Anaconda
God Level: Minor
Power: 2
Sphere: Machinery and Murder.
Description: The bright blue and brute serpent, which throttles its prey. An aura of floating cogs surround it, awkwardly.
Notes: Ensouled. Fleshy! Has comatose Haku.
[6]
Anaconda very publicly crushes Haku and then devours his body and his soul in front of everyone. This makes her worshipers rather uneasy but also maybe a bit more inclined to worship? Hard to day.
Some say they would like fleshy bodies, others prefer the inorganic ones.
Name: Attom
God Level: demigod
Power: 0 of 5
Description: A mass of thousand of arms holding different cooking instruments.
Free myself from the mecha-spiders and giant spaceship-tomb out all of them
[2]
Attom cannot break free from the spider tomb, struggle though he might.
.......ENGAGING BLUNTNESS!
THE BLOOD CULT DEVOTES ITSELF TO THE WORSHIP OF HAKA THE LORD OF BLOOD THAT-IS-TO-BE. IT IS A BLOODY GOD OBSESSED WITH BLOOD, SO ALL ITS POWERS REVOLVE AROUND THAT. IT(THE CULT) PRACTICES BLOOD MAGIC, MAGIC THAT USES THE BLOOD OF ALL THINGS THAT HAVE BLOOD TO PERFORM MIRACLES. IT CAN'T BE YOUR OWN BLOOD, HOWEVER, SINCE YOU-KNOW-WHO HATES THAT BULLSHIT. NO, YOU GOT TO TAKE THE BLOOD FROM SOMEONE ELSE! YOU CAN ALSO SACRIFICE OTHERS AND CONSUME THEIR BLOOD TO GAIN MORE POWER.
THIS BLUNT EXPLANATION SHOULD SATISFY NEW CONVERTS. GOTTA KEEP IT SECRET THOUGH.
Name: Lizarkar
God Level: Demigod
Power: 1
Description: Some sort of strange lizardman with a large body and a crimson body. Appeared in the mortal realms jungles one day.
Notes: This section is for notes either about yourself or stuff I tell you to add to it. Used to keep track of various things
[5]
The new, far more blunt, explaination of the cult works amazingly well and soon Lizarkar's blood cult has grown to an amazing size, gaining new converts every day.
Name: Hectorclese the Stout
God level: Minor
Power: 9 - probably
Sphere: Victory and Feasting
Description: The Heartiest of Hearty Boys, the pinnacle of what they can be; big and strong, he's always on the lookout for something to eat. He walks among mortals with a dim glow around him, a clear sign of his deification.
Notes: Smarting over the loss of some Heart Boys in the Food Invasion
80 war beasts and 40 Hearty Boys
Hectorclese stares at the Star Krakens thoughtfully.
Use 1 power to incorporate the remaining piece of the chaos realm as an ingredient in a dish. Serve said dish as the main course of a feast with my Hearty Boys.
[2+1]
Hectorclese sets out towards the last fragment of chaos but, owing to the great distance between his Neokitchen and the fragment's resting place, it takes the entire decade just to reach it.
Thanks.
Help my monks. Also, tunnel out to the sea to rescue Cawder again and drop him off somewhere in the Eastern Continent.
Name:Ep.
God level:Minor
Power:1
Sphere:The Weak.
Description:A little brown mouse with an upward-pointing crescent on his forehead.
Notes:Lives in an infinite subspace burrow.
[3]
Ep's help is minor, if it is anything at all. Though this does not discourage his Monks; after all, they know he helps only secretly and carefully.
He does however pick Cawder out of the sea and deposit him back on land.
Hmm... I should do something about this lack of stars.
Act like a certain other demon of entropy to start reversing universal entropy and turn the universe into an endless sea of stars.
Name: Sucker, Demon of Entropy
God Level: Major
Power: 3
Sphere (If major or minor god): Death and Entropy
Description: A Skelton wearing a dark cloak.
Notes: Holds the Edge of Oblivion. A scythe with the power to kill gods and slay souls.
Has impressed some necromancers.
Can pull souls of the dead from the underworld.
[1]
Sucker raises a hand to the heavens and attempts to reverse entropy in order to fill the starless sky with twinkling lights. However, his natural entropic power is too great and rather than stud the sky with light he fills it with points of entropy that begin to rapidly devour all energy around them.
Name: Borkle, He-Who-Avenges
Sphere: Battle, Strife, RETRIBUTION
Power: 13
Notes: Calming down form temper-tantrum that broke reality. 1000 Hearty Boys, 18 Hard Boys, 500 War Hounds
Borkle stares at Enryu.
“NO. I HAVE NO NEED OF A MERCENARY. YOU MAY JOIN THE CRUSADE, OR DO YOUR OWN THING.”
Borkle appears before the Perfect Son
“GRANDSON. YOU ARE TRULY MAGNIFICENT. MY OTHER WARRIORS ARE POWERFUL IN THERE OWN RIGHT, BUT YOU. YOU ARE SOMETHING MORE. WITHIN YOU FLOWS THE BLOOD OF TWO GODS. AND WITHIN THAT BLOOD IS A SOUL. AS POWERFUL AS YOUR COMRADES ARE, THEY CANNOT COMPARE. GRANDSON, YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WERE KILLED BY A MONSTROSITY. A MONSTROSITY CREATED BY FOOLS. I BROUGHT THEM BACK, BUT I WILL NOT ALWAYS BE THERE TO DO SO. YOU KUST DEFEND YOUR FAMILY AND YOURSELF FROM THE VILE BEASTS CREATED BY THE GODS. EVEN, MAYBAPS, THE GODS THEMSELVES. YOU ARE GREAT, GRANDSON, AND YOU WILL BRING GLORY TO WHATEVER CAUSE YOU CHOOSE, AND DEATH TO YOUR ENEMIES
SO I NAME YOU MY CHAMPION, MY FOREMOST WARRIOR AMONGST MANY. YOU SHALL BE MY HAND.
YOU SHALL BE...”
”KRATOS”
Take the boys to fight the monsters Lilith kicked out. Keep an eye on aigre in case he/she/it tries anything funny.
(Could you stop using bold text for non-actions? Or at least color it something different? Would help me read your action quicker. Also a god naming someone Kratos? Asking for trouble now ain't it?)
[1]
Borkle takes the wheel and heads towards the mortal realm. And then, a decade later, when the perfect female asks if he needs help navigating or maybe they should stop and ask directions, he assures her he knows exactly where he is going.
Lilith spends a point of power to create hundreds of seeds of her own form, and plants them to grow hundreds more of her own kind; mortals as they may be, they'll at least be sentient, which is certainly better than trying to work with unintelligent beasts. She tasks her new creations, which she dubs "Arborkind", with the protection of the forest, and the general fortification of the barrier just in case some troublesome entities attempt to cross.
Name: Lilith
God Level: Minor
Power: 7 - 1 = 6
Spheres: Life and Nature
Description: An entity born from the fertile flesh of Akahet's more hospitable areas, Lilith is a collection of plant matter that has molded itself into the shape of a humanoid.
[2+1]
Lilith attempts to create mortal versions of herself but this presents two issues. First, only major gods can create sapient races, and second, her attempts repeatedly end in failure. In the end she manages only to create one copy of herself and it is little more than an animal in her form.
Park Vengeful Spirit on orbit of mortal realms, start bombarding planets cities in Borkle name
Blood to Borkle!
( spend 1 power)
[4+1][5]
Due to oversight or perhaps by design, the barrier around the mortal realms did not perceive the bombardment Flexius unleashed as subject to its toll. The Vengeful Spirit unleashes a continuous barrage of cannon fire and bombs down onto the cities of the Theocracy. Many die but the cities, already great fortresses even before the bombardment began, withstand the attacks and continue to fight back.
I guess I gotta start a new.
Appear in the mortal realm and build a cabin in the woods.
Name: Dr. Bob
God Level: Demigod
Power: 0
Sphere (If major or minor god):
Description: A humanoid with the head of a deer wearing a white lab coat.
Notes:
Dr. Bob appears within the forest realm of Lilith and builds a cabin for himself.
Step 1 complete. Now to gain some more power.
Create a world that's basically just AKAHET but smaller, and then create a species of less muscular hearty boys called humans(1.0) that worship me by endlessly creating and destroying things in my name.
Name: Credst
God Level: Major
Power: 2
Sphere: Creation and Destruction
Description: A humanoid of swirling blue and red energy with indistinguishable features and a bright sun rotating on top of a crescent moon as a hat. He has 4 hands.
Notes: The sun and moon atop Credst's head represent creation and destruction.
Destructive Acts: 6
Creative Acts: 5
Credst's hat has a slight fracture.
[4]
Credst creates a nameless, landlocked world and places upon it a few of these weaker hearty boys he calls "humans". There are only a handful at this point, but perhaps they will do that thing that Aigre is always talking about. What was it? Breeding, thats it.
Initiate Xenophobic Containment Protocol Alpha1 on the monsters.
1KILL THEM ALL
Name: Zarel, Godscorched
God Level: Demi
Power: 0
Sphere (If major or minor god):
Description: A Tiger Giant with an exoskeleton made of Obsidian. Heat and a faint red glow radiate from its joints.
Notes:
[3] Zarel's forces end up fighting on two fronts, both against the Monsters and the constant bombardment by the former Chaos Flagship. As a result their efforts against the monsters at least are mostly ineffective.
Absorb the energy and any souls of all the undead from the murderrealm. Coordinate with the underworld to keep things moving properly, and keep the energy siphons in line by any means neccessary.
Name: Manor
God Level: Major
Power: 0
Sphere (If major or minor god): Consciousness and Souls (the business of being sentient, including life and death)
Description: [The Observer]
[5]
Manor drains the souls from all remaining undead (+2 power) and then moves to the underworld to oversee it. He keeps watch over the energy siphons, who feed on the souls.
having taken hold of some sort of massive* moose thing, thorn tries the same speech. This time with an accent that screams maple syrup and politeness. And hopefully, louder and more commanding.
Use my natural demianimal magnatism to recruit a furry army.
Now. My fellow beasts. Accept me as your alpha leader! Every pack, every herd, every family, heed my call!
If things go really well, bestow some intelligence to the alphas of the strongest and most dominant packs of animals, to carry out more precise stragims, on my behalf.
((*How massive we talking?))
Name: Thorn
God Level: Demi
Power: 0
Description: Looks like what ever being ate the peach. Slowly replaces their mind. If the body dies, a bush grows within a day with a single peach.
Notes: Fond of huskies.
Current Approximate Description:
(Like 20 feet at the shoulder)
[3]
Thorn continues to try and motivate the monsters into a more directed attack but cannot manage to make them act.
Fly towards the underworld, feeding on its energy.
Name: The Prowler
God Level: Demigod
Power: 0 out of 5
Sphere (If major or minor god):
Description: A humanoid with extremely thin limbs, elongated and thin torso, long neck, and a human-sized head of a three-eyed dragon with no pupils and white sclera. It's scales are black and shiny.
Notes: Chaos Energy Vorpal Pike, has an apparatus that allows moving around the Void.
[4]
Rather than fly, The Prowler simply walks into the underworld an begins draining power directly from it. [+1 power]
Placeholder action in case I haven't a chance to post a more in-depth one by the next update: I won't encourage or participate in this unexpected veneration of my name, but I'm not exactly complaining, either.
In fact... y'know, it's kind of nice.
I will offer a sheepish but embarrassed smile to my comrades/followers.
Wait and see if Attom manages to safely free Himself from His predicament. If not, spend 1 power to rescue Him.
If he's all g... hmm, spend 1 power to finish outfitting the rest of the existing food elementals as the elite war variant, as well as overseeing and boosting the cooking up of fresh recruits.
...Wait, hold on, with Attom reduced to a demigod, are food elementals still being produced automatically by the kitchen?
If not, I shall do a great deal of prayer and contemplation in an attempt to ascertain the cause of the issue.
Name: Užina
God Level: Demi
Power: 3
Description: A tall, humanoid figure seemingly formed out of flexible breadrolls, with bagel hands and tomato soup in place of blood. Its head is a dark, hefty loaf of rye, with only a couple of creases and a cryptic pattern of seeds and flour resembling anything akin to a 'face'.
Notes: Awakened food elemental.
Aboard Attom's Food Cruiser, armed with a superweapon known as the Pressure Cooker.
[5+1][1+1]
Uzina manages to pull Attom from the tomb of spiders, however the spiders come with him and completely surround the Food Cruiser. His other attempts, such as arming the food elementals, are fraught with failure and time wasting.
Just float to wherever fate takes me. If EP rescues me again, peacefully spend the rest of the decade performing acts of charity among the good mortals.
Name: Cawder
God Level: Demigod
Power: 0
Description: A wizened condor nomad with a scruffy air, whose eyes flash with multicoloured divine light - clearly a result of the great Manor's random boon-granting.
Notes: presently in a barrel, in the ocean.
Cawder gets dragged to shore and proceeds to spend a decade not getting into trouble.
Name: Ultra
God Level: Demi
Power: 5
Description: A magnificent Hearty Boy whose eyes glow with incandescent power.
Notes: -
Ultra punches a single tear away. Partially because he and his family are alive again, but also because he's just so proud of his Perfect Son becoming his grandfather's foremost champion.
Spend 1 power breeding and training a chaos warbeast worthy of serving Kratos as companion and mount.
[2+1]
Ultra intends to find a really good chaos beast. He really does. He keeps intending to do that over and over but never quite manages it. Eventually, almost out of shame, he sticks a few extra horns and a big collar that says "REX" on one of them and presents it to Kratos.
Since it looks like I’m officially permadead (you deserved better, Giving Boar) I’ll go ahead and make a new character.
Name: (TAMI) the Thing with Aparent Moderate Intelligence.
God Level: demigod
Power: nil
Sphere: Biomass
Description: A shapeless mass of flesh with a few animal-ish forms.
Notes:
[5] Apparently TAMI's strange blobby appearance and shape shifting is enough to entice the other monsters because they fall under its sway.
[5] The Mechserpents and the Spider Dreadnought agree to a truce and form up to wander the void together.
[3] The fragment of chaos holds still.
[3] The hedonist boys spend a decade snorting drugs off various body parts.
[2] The energy siphons mostly just hang around and eat occasionally.
[3] Souls from the underworld begin to drift into Oozeworld.
[1] The two star krakens become stuck in Oozeworld, the third circles near them.
[5] The Blood Cult and the Good Mortals enter a sort of pact of non-aggression/ kidnapping for blood rites.
[2] The Theocracy fights valiantly against Flexius and the Monsters but makes no real headway against either.
[5] The Super computer beeps pleasantly and the humans breed quickly.
Power
Vurol: 7
Enryu:0
Anaconda: 3
Attom: 0
Lizarkar: 4
Sucker: 3
Flexius: 2
Credst: 3
Zarel: 1
Manor: 0 (2 gained in turn)
Thorn: 0
Uzina: 2
Tami: 3
Edit: Coming in late I see.
Name: Enal "The Heartless Mind"
God Level: Minor
Sphere: Knowledge, Logic
Power: 5
Description: A strange, shifting, humanoid form. He can't seem to settle on a "logical" form, but he likes the glasses - the one constant.
Notes: "The first one who points out the errors of the universe is a genius. All who follow are imitations."
Chase after the strange God Machine, wherever it has gone...
[1] Enal attempts to chase after the Slime God Machine and very nearly winks out of existence. He finds himself adrift in a protoplasmic nowhere. 0 power gain.
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