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[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

"Borkle, my main man! I know you can hear me cause you're omniscient, Do you need any help with anything? I can help you with anything bro. Just give me like...five units of Divinity, and all your problems will go away. So what do you say?"

[hector13]

Name: Hectorclese the Stout
God level: Minor
Power: 9 - probably
Sphere: Victory and Feasting
Description: The Heartiest of Hearty Boys, the pinnacle of what they can be; big and strong, he's always on the lookout for something to eat. He walks among mortals with a dim glow around him, a clear sign of his deification.
Notes: Smarting over the loss of some Heart Boys in the Food Invasion
80 war beasts and 40 Hearty Boys

Hectorclese stares at the Star Krakens thoughtfully.

Use 1 power to incorporate the remaining piece of the chaos realm as an ingredient in a dish. Serve said dish as the main course of a feast with my Hearty Boys.

[Enemy post]

((Hey, so, who’s back, and how many boys do I have left? You mentioned the numbers weren’t right but didn’t really elaborate.))

The universe map on the OP says you have 1000 boys and 500 beasts. You also resurrected Ultra, Aigresaur, Vijiriwek, the Perfect Female, and the Perfect Son.

Did Borkle's action get the extra power I sent him?

[piecewise]

((Hey, so, who’s back, and how many boys do I have left? You mentioned the numbers weren’t right but didn’t really elaborate.))

The universe map on the OP says you have 1000 boys and 500 beasts. You also resurrected Ultra, Aigresaur, Vijiriwek, the Perfect Female, and the Perfect Son.

Did Borkle's action get the extra power I sent him?

He did.

[Enemy post]

Thanks.

Help my monks. Also, tunnel out to the sea to rescue Cawder again and drop him off somewhere in the Eastern Continent.

Spoiler: Ep (click to show/hide)

Name:Ep.
God level:Minor
Power:1
Sphere:The Weak.
Description:A little brown mouse with an upward-pointing crescent on his forehead.
Notes:Lives in an infinite subspace burrow.

[Parisbre56]

Hmm... I should do something about this lack of stars.

Act like a certain other demon of entropy to start reversing universal entropy and turn the universe into an endless sea of stars.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Sucker, Demon of Entropy
God Level: Major
Power: 3
Sphere (If major or minor god): Death and Entropy
Description: A Skelton wearing a dark cloak.
Notes: Holds the Edge of Oblivion. A scythe with the power to kill gods and slay souls.
Has impressed some necromancers.
Can pull souls of the dead from the underworld.

[LordPorkins]

Name: Borkle, He-Who-Avenges
Sphere: Battle, Strife, RETRIBUTION
Power: 13
Notes: Calming down form temper-tantrum that broke reality. 1000 Hearty Boys, 18 Hard Boys, 500 War Hounds

Borkle stares at Enryu.

“NO. I HAVE NO NEED OF A MERCENARY. YOU MAY JOIN THE CRUSADE, OR DO YOUR OWN THING.”

Borkle appears before the Perfect Son

“GRANDSON. YOU ARE TRULY MAGNIFICENT. MY OTHER WARRIORS ARE POWERFUL IN THERE OWN RIGHT, BUT YOU. YOU ARE SOMETHING MORE. WITHIN YOU FLOWS THE BLOOD OF TWO GODS. AND WITHIN THAT BLOOD IS A SOUL. AS POWERFUL AS YOUR COMRADES ARE, THEY CANNOT COMPARE. GRANDSON, YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WERE KILLED BY A MONSTROSITY. A MONSTROSITY CREATED BY FOOLS. I BROUGHT THEM BACK, BUT I WILL NOT ALWAYS BE THERE TO DO SO. YOU KUST DEFEND YOUR FAMILY AND YOURSELF FROM THE VILE BEASTS CREATED BY THE GODS. EVEN, MAYBAPS, THE GODS THEMSELVES. YOU ARE GREAT, GRANDSON, AND YOU WILL BRING GLORY TO WHATEVER CAUSE YOU CHOOSE, AND DEATH TO YOUR ENEMIES

SO I NAME YOU MY CHAMPION, MY FOREMOST WARRIOR AMONGST MANY. YOU SHALL BE MY HAND.

YOU SHALL BE...”
”KRATOS”

Take the boys to fight the monsters Lilith kicked out. Keep an eye on aigre in case he/she/it tries anything funny.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

"Oh well, C'est La Vie. Just don't complain if I'm hired by someone else bro. "

[Egan_BW]

Anaconda gives Haku a couple more squeezes. No response.
"So weak. Oh well, guess mortals won't work so well."
Crush Haku's body to jelly and eat his soul.

"Hey Enal. Turns out that Haku is way too weak for me and just ends up breaking before even 7 years. I doubt you're so weak."

Ask the mechserpants if they want like, a world of their own or to have fleshy bodies again or something. I'm just. You know. Available if they need something.
Plus, fleshy feathered serpents are kinda hot.

Spoiler: Anaconda (click to show/hide)

Name: Anaconda
God Level: Minor
Power: 2
Sphere: Machinery and Murder.
Description: The bright blue and brute serpent, which throttles its prey. An aura of floating cogs surround it, awkwardly.
Notes: Ensouled. Fleshy! Has comatose Haku.

[Coolrune206]

Lilith spends a point of power to create hundreds of seeds of her own form, and plants them to grow hundreds more of her own kind; mortals as they may be, they'll at least be sentient, which is certainly better than trying to work with unintelligent beasts. She tasks her new creations, which she dubs "Arborkind", with the protection of the forest, and the general fortification of the barrier just in case some troublesome entities attempt to cross.


Name: Lilith
God Level: Minor
Power: 7 - 1 = 6
Spheres: Life and Nature
Description: An entity born from the fertile flesh of Akahet's more hospitable areas, Lilith is a collection of plant matter that has molded itself into the shape of a humanoid.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

"Heeeeey Lilith, we're both elementals born from Akahet, well, kind off, I'm made of belief and thought instead of wood and veggies. So I want to offer you some help, I'll even cut you a special deal, 2 units of that sunny D in return for a beautiful success. What do you say?"
 

"Wait forget it, I know a better use for my talents."

[sprinkled chariot]

Park Vengeful Spirit on orbit of mortal realms, start bombarding planets cities in Borkle name

Blood to Borkle!
( spend 1 power)

[King Zultan]

I guess I gotta start a new.

Appear in the mortal realm and build a cabin in the woods.

Name: Dr. Bob
God Level: Demigod
Power: 0
Sphere (If major or minor god):
Description: A humanoid with the head of a deer wearing a white lab coat.
Notes:

[TankKit]

Step 1 complete. Now to gain some more power.

Create a world that's basically just AKAHET but smaller, and then create a species of less muscular hearty boys called humans(1.0) that worship me by endlessly creating and destroying things in my name.

Spoiler: Credst of Creation and Destruction (click to show/hide)

Name: Credst
God Level: Major
Power: 2
Sphere: Creation and Destruction
Description: A humanoid of swirling blue and red energy with indistinguishable features and a bright sun rotating on top of a crescent moon as a hat. He has 4 hands, with the top right hand holding the Staff of Creation.
Notes: The sun and moon atop Credst's head represent creation and destruction. The Staff of Creation is a twisting pillar of silver and light.
Destructive Acts: 6
Creative Acts: 5
Credst's hat has a slight fracture.
Credst currently has the Staff of Creation.

[Questorhank]

Initiate Xenophobic Containment Protocol Alpha¹ on the monsters.

¹KILL THEM ALL

Spoiler: Zarel (click to show/hide)

Name: Zarel, Godscorched
God Level: Demi
Power: 0
Sphere (If major or minor god):
Description: A Tiger Giant with an exoskeleton made of Obsidian. Heat and a faint red glow radiate from its joints.
Notes: