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Author Topic: Divine Fuckery: The End is Nigh  (Read 118297 times)

LordPorkins

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Vibrating and Penetration
« Reply #435 on: January 06, 2019, 11:28:56 am »

That was one hell of a one sided slaughter, sheesh.

((No kidding. Methinks Chaos made too many enemies too fast. Speaking of which...))

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Sphere: Conflict and Battle
Notes: TOO SWOLE TO CONTROL
Forces: 186 Hearty Boys, 18 Hard Boys, 400 Semi-tame warbeasts

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”LATER BRO. I GOT SOME PERSONNAL BUISNESS TO ATTEND TOO”


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Get everyone back on the PunchShip and set out. Appear with a cadre of thirty Hearty Boys on the bridge of Flexius Twisted’s ship.
« Last Edit: January 08, 2019, 12:00:10 pm by LordPorkins »
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Its treason then?
« Reply #436 on: January 06, 2019, 12:06:29 pm »

((The Giving Boar is bribing mechanical spiders to take him to a Chaos Shard so he can find Boartuar and help whatever demons remain while spreading the 'joy of giving' to, again, demons. And Boartaur was previously created by the Giving Boar getting it on with the perfect female. It's like some weird cross between a christmas movie and some guy's nightmare.

Also, you didn't answer Credst's question, unless that later bro was meant for me.)
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Its treason then?
« Reply #437 on: January 06, 2019, 12:24:27 pm »

((The Giving Boar is bribing mechanical spiders to take him to a Chaos Shard so he can find Boartuar and help whatever demons remain while spreading the 'joy of giving' to, again, demons. And Boartaur was previously created by the Giving Boar getting it on with the perfect female. It's like some weird cross between a christmas movie and some guy's nightmare.

Also, you didn't answer Credst's question, unless that later bro was meant for me.)

(Yeah sorry will edit)
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Its treason then?
« Reply #438 on: January 07, 2019, 10:02:36 am »

Spend 1 power to conjure an anti-matter rocket that has Flexius' voidship as the target.
Surf the rocket, then hop off from it when it has almost reached the destination.


Spoiler: The Prowler (click to show/hide)
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Re: Divine Fuckery
« Reply #439 on: January 07, 2019, 12:30:09 pm »

"Oh, this power makes me feel fabulous! Not I know what that reptilian felt. Thissss is always what I was meant to be, yesssss.
Think I'll go cuddle something to death."


With this power I transcend my mortal clockwork, and am reborn as what I always was; the Anaconda.
Spend 1 power to surround myself with an aura of floating cogs, attuned to the Omniphage and weaponizable.

Leave the Dreadnaut behind, telling the mechspiders that once they have retrieved my body they will be free do as they wish.

Spend 1 power to teleport to Flexius Twisted's ship, and more specifically to my head. Integrate it into my godly form.
Spend 3 power to throttle Flexius Twisted to death.


Nevermind. I'll stay out of this for now.


Spoiler: Anaconda (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: January 08, 2019, 04:50:49 pm by Egan_BW »
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Its treason then?
« Reply #440 on: January 07, 2019, 03:07:43 pm »

”NO!”

“HE IS MY WAYWARD SON. I SHALL BE THE ONE TO DEAL WITH HIM.”
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Its treason then?
« Reply #441 on: January 07, 2019, 04:15:33 pm »

"This twisted creature is no longer your son, punchgod. And besides, this matter is between us. You can feel free to do what you like with him once I've squeezed his life out."
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Vibrating and Penetration
« Reply #442 on: January 07, 2019, 05:55:02 pm »

"Unfortunately, Haku, I must put my people first."

Assist Haku in defeating Manor.
Spoiler: Power to Haku (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Zarel (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: January 07, 2019, 10:47:31 pm by Questorhank »
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Its treason then?
« Reply #443 on: January 07, 2019, 06:01:43 pm »

((The rules for that are in the OP. You might instead try a physical confrontation, but you'll probably get curbstomped.))
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Its treason then?
« Reply #444 on: January 07, 2019, 06:21:20 pm »

((I think he's more interested in who gets to be god in their place. And the answer is the one who risks their life for it. The one who initiates the duel.))

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Its treason then?
« Reply #445 on: January 07, 2019, 06:39:01 pm »

"Zarel wait! Manor will go after your empire next! Do you think he won't want you to stop hogging all the worship? At least give me a sliver of your power! I'll give you anything, even my empire!"
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Its treason then?
« Reply #446 on: January 07, 2019, 09:01:45 pm »

”I’ve already made a deal with Manor, going back on that would require quite the offer. Say... your support in taking down another major god. And your empire,of course.”
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Its treason then?
« Reply #447 on: January 07, 2019, 09:22:10 pm »

"DEAL! NOW HELP ME TAKE THIS SOUL GOD DOWN!!!"
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Its treason then?
« Reply #448 on: January 08, 2019, 01:16:49 am »

"YOU THINK I WOULD ATTACK YOUR EMPIRE?
I CARE NOT FOR YOUR EMPIRE. YOU CAN KEEP IT. CHAOS MUST DIE."
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Its treason then?
« Reply #449 on: January 08, 2019, 03:22:57 am »

((I am confused. What exactly is the Malignant Star? Is it the same thing as/a part of the Nebula of Hate, which was until recently the Curry of Antipathy? ...Wait, that's right, I can check the map for this sorta thing. Gimme a sec.
Also, tf did Flexius do to piss everyone off so much? I must have missed that.))

Over the course of a decade he eradicates the forces of Miracles and divinity from the western continent and unites the population into a dark "Might makes right"  Autocracy within himself as the leader.  Haku's Wizard Murderrealm is a place of great obsidian towers, mad necromancers, subjugated peasants, and gladiator battles instead of elections.
((...Whoa. Where is this place and what are the rental prices like there?!))   
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