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[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

1 power: EAT THE REMAINING SIPHONS AND HARNESS THEIR POWER!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Haku of the Eight Tails
God Level: Demigod
Power: 1
Description: A strange and grotesque hybrid with a shit-eating grin
Notes: The son born of a White Tiger Giant father and Feathered Serpent Mother, mutated and given immense power and size (Bigger than the average White Tiger by a significant margin) by the latent divine energies of AKAHET. Its voice sounds like the sinister whispering of a child...   

[KitRougard]

Spoiler: Logic (click to show/hide)

Name: Enal "The Heartless Mind"
God Level: Minor
Sphere: Knowledge, Logic
Power: 4
Description: A strange, shifting, humanoid form. He can't seem to settle on a "logical" form, but he likes the glasses - the one constant.
Notes: "The first one who points out the errors of the universe is a genius. All who follow are imitations."

Ow. Crash-landings were bad. But this place? Was. SPECTACULAR.
Commence analysis of these slime-metal superstructures, and see if I can't find a being of this strange place to recruit for my science crew.

[hector13]

Name: Hectorclese the Stout
God level: Minor
Power: 5 - probably
Sphere: Victory and Feasting
Description: The Heartiest of Hearty Boys, the pinnacle of what they can be; big and strong, he's always on the lookout for something to eat. He walks among mortals with a dim glow around him, a clear sign of his deification.
Notes: Smarting over the loss of some Heart Boys in the Food Invasion

Spend 3 power on leading some Hearty Boy raids in the Chaos realm

Continue efforts to build a feasting hall on the Punchship

[TankKit]

I love how Anaconda constantly gets thrown around and turned into machinery while interacting with all the different gods. It definitely makes for a good introductory myth. Speaking of which.

Put 1 power into separating Anaconda's ship from the rest of the Mechaspider Armada and add 100 ships of Mechaspiders to her ship. The Mechaspiders have the same programming as the normal ones, but they will also have to follow Anaconda's orders no matter what. As for the ships, the Mechaspider's first task, as assigned by me, will be to add them onto Anaconda's ship. Use the Staff of Creation to assist me with this.

"Here, let me help you with your problem of being made into machinery constantly."

Spoiler: Credst of Creation and Destruction (click to show/hide)

Name: Credst
God Level: Major
Power: 6
Sphere: Creation and Destruction
Description: A humanoid of swirling blue and red energy with indistinguishable features and a bright sun rotating on top of a crescent moon as a hat. He has 4 hands, with the higher two holding the Spear of Destruction and Staff of Creation individually.
Notes: The sun and moon atop Credst's head represent creation and destruction. The Spear of Destruction is a spear of pure sunfire and destruction. The Staff of Creation is a twisting pillar of silver and light
Destructive Acts: 4
Creative Acts: 3
Credst's hat has a small fracture.
Credst currently has the Spear of Destruction.
Credst currently has the Staff of Creation.

[LordPorkins]

Name: Borkle, He-Who-Punches-Your-Face
Sphere: Conflict and battle
Power: 17
Notes: TOO SWOLE TO CONTROL. 115 Hearty Boys, 18 Hard Boys

Boarataur! FUCK YEAH! Offer it a position as the 19th Hard Boy. If it accepts. Welcome it aboard . If it refuses, space it. Continue beating the snot out of the chaos realms. Tell HECTORCLESE I love him, even though he failed. Finally, send a message to Anaconda that if she still wants in on the Punch Crusade she’s plenty welcome.

[Coolrune206]

((Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do.))

The newly awakened Demon of Entropy looked around and had its first thought:
I HUNGER

Challenge Indivita and attempt to consume them. Full power.

If I win, claim my rightful position as Leader of the energy Siphons!

Spoiler: Sucker, Demon of Entropy (click to show/hide)

Name: Sucker, Demon of Entropy
God Level: Demigod
Power: 1
Sphere (If major or minor god):
Description: An Energy Siphon-like Demon of Entropy
Notes: Created by Indivita

Indivita vibrated mournfully at the immediate and foolish betrayal of the Demon of Entropy. It prepared a witty remark, or two, before realising it had no present way of speaking, and could only continue to vibrate. It decided to solve the issue of communication later, and instead used some of its power to reasborb the Demon of Entropy and its delicious power.

Spoiler: Wager (click to show/hide)

3 energy. And if yer not piecewise reading this, wot are ye doin here?

Name: Indivita
God Level: Major
Power: 13
Sphere: Life and Energy
Description: A small, metallic octahedron that smashes mortal realms.
Notes:

In order for me to do these rolls/the power wager if thats what you want, I need an actual number here. Specifically from you, Indivita. "Some" doesn't really give me enough information.

(The "some power" is the amount I used in the Wager spoiler, unless I'm misunderstanding what you're saying.)

Indivita noted the entrance of an intruder to the realm, one that was destroying its creations. It decided to give the Demon of Entropy a chance, and flung "Sucker" at Haku. Indivita then took off, leaving the barrier through the same hole that Haku entered via, and moved to a different part of Akahet, preferably an area devoid of life.

[piecewise]

((Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do.))

The newly awakened Demon of Entropy looked around and had its first thought:
I HUNGER

Challenge Indivita and attempt to consume them. Full power.

If I win, claim my rightful position as Leader of the energy Siphons!

Spoiler: Sucker, Demon of Entropy (click to show/hide)

Name: Sucker, Demon of Entropy
God Level: Demigod
Power: 1
Sphere (If major or minor god):
Description: An Energy Siphon-like Demon of Entropy
Notes: Created by Indivita

Indivita vibrated mournfully at the immediate and foolish betrayal of the Demon of Entropy. It prepared a witty remark, or two, before realising it had no present way of speaking, and could only continue to vibrate. It decided to solve the issue of communication later, and instead used some of its power to reasborb the Demon of Entropy and its delicious power.

Spoiler: Wager (click to show/hide)

3 energy. And if yer not piecewise reading this, wot are ye doin here?

Name: Indivita
God Level: Major
Power: 13
Sphere: Life and Energy
Description: A small, metallic octahedron that smashes mortal realms.
Notes:

In order for me to do these rolls/the power wager if thats what you want, I need an actual number here. Specifically from you, Indivita. "Some" doesn't really give me enough information.

(The "some power" is the amount I used in the Wager spoiler, unless I'm misunderstanding what you're saying.)

Indivita noted the entrance of an intruder to the realm, one that was destroying its creations. It decided to give the Demon of Entropy a chance, and flung "Sucker" at Haku. Indivita then took off, leaving the barrier through the same hole that Haku entered via, and moved to a different part of Akahet, preferably an area devoid of life.

Nah I just missed the spoiler thinking it was your sheet for some reason.

Lets see, let me tally some things up.

It looks like Sucker wins due to secret back door power brokering from several other gods. As such, Sucker can choose to do a few things.

1. steal Indivita's Major Godhood and effectively switch places with him.
2. Demote Indivita to minor god
3. Kill indivita, resulting in a standard shuffle of players up the ranks.

Regardless, all power spent on this conflict is now used up so I expect all of you secret backers to remove it from your sheets. Guy who wanted to spend 4 or 1, you spent 4.

[Coolrune206]

((Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do.))

The newly awakened Demon of Entropy looked around and had its first thought:
I HUNGER

Challenge Indivita and attempt to consume them. Full power.

If I win, claim my rightful position as Leader of the energy Siphons!

Spoiler: Sucker, Demon of Entropy (click to show/hide)

Name: Sucker, Demon of Entropy
God Level: Demigod
Power: 1
Sphere (If major or minor god):
Description: An Energy Siphon-like Demon of Entropy
Notes: Created by Indivita

Indivita vibrated mournfully at the immediate and foolish betrayal of the Demon of Entropy. It prepared a witty remark, or two, before realising it had no present way of speaking, and could only continue to vibrate. It decided to solve the issue of communication later, and instead used some of its power to reasborb the Demon of Entropy and its delicious power.

Spoiler: Wager (click to show/hide)

3 energy. And if yer not piecewise reading this, wot are ye doin here?

Name: Indivita
God Level: Major
Power: 13
Sphere: Life and Energy
Description: A small, metallic octahedron that smashes mortal realms.
Notes:

In order for me to do these rolls/the power wager if thats what you want, I need an actual number here. Specifically from you, Indivita. "Some" doesn't really give me enough information.

(The "some power" is the amount I used in the Wager spoiler, unless I'm misunderstanding what you're saying.)

Indivita noted the entrance of an intruder to the realm, one that was destroying its creations. It decided to give the Demon of Entropy a chance, and flung "Sucker" at Haku. Indivita then took off, leaving the barrier through the same hole that Haku entered via, and moved to a different part of Akahet, preferably an area devoid of life.

Nah I just missed the spoiler thinking it was your sheet for some reason.

Lets see, let me tally some things up.

It looks like Sucker wins due to secret back door power brokering from several other gods. As such, Sucker can choose to do a few things.

1. steal Indivita's Major Godhood and effectively switch places with him.
2. Demote Indivita to minor god
3. Kill indivita, resulting in a standard shuffle of players up the ranks.

Regardless, all power spent on this conflict is now used up so I expect all of you secret backers to remove it from your sheets. Guy who wanted to spend 4 or 1, you spent 4.

(Wait, hold on. I understand that the wagering of power is secretive, but I feel that gods should at least publicly disclose which side they're wagering on, just not how much they spend, and that wagering should therefore be part of their action. Otherwise, it's a little bonkers.)

[KitRougard]

...hold up did we just have a Demigod nuke a MAJOR GOD? Uh.
Oh dear us my survival is unlikely

[IronyOwl]

Otherwise, it's a little bonkers.)

((Given the rest of the game so far and pw's insatiable bloodlust, I assume that's intentional.))


Name: Ultra
God Level: Demi
Power: 3
Description: A magnificent Hearty Boy whose eyes glow with incandescent power.
Notes: -

Well, the Boy Pits didn't work out and now that spider-thing's stolen the Squishy Boy. Perhaps it's best to lead by example.

Follow the other Boys into glorious battle against these Chaos NEEEEEEEEEEERDS! Try to tame some as war beasts and exercise companions.

[Egan_BW]

HATE

Challenge Aigresaur to become a minor god. Wager 5 power.
(To be clear, I asked Blorkle to contribute 3 power to my wager and he appears to have accepted, please don't miss that.)

Spoiler: Anaconda (click to show/hide)

Name: Anaconda
God Level: Demigod
Power: 5
Description: A chunk of flesh.
Notes: Ensouled.

[Ombragon]

Spoiler: Vurol (click to show/hide)

Name: Vurol
God Level: Minor
Power: 6
Sphere : Slime
Description: A large blob of viscous matter swirling with shocking colours

"NOW, I WILL DEVOUR"
"Don't destroy our creation in your feast, colour of hunger, and please, don't eat that curry, it will be bad for us"


I uses 1 power to devour the Chittering Wyrm and uses its entrails to create the Star Kraken, an enormous slime

[Aigre Excalibur]

Intervene between the Boyz and the chaos. Get them to make love, not war. Sprinkle aphrodisiacs and phermones into the atmosphere.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Aigresaur
God Level: Minor
Power: 6
Sphere: Lust and Passion
Description: A half nymph, half-lizard that just wants to snuggle.
Notes: Has a great big wet tongue.

[King Zultan]

Craft some armor for myself, then train with my weapon some more.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Blarg
God Level: Demigod
Power: 4
Description: Looks like a man with a zebra head.
Notes: legendary weapon "Supper's End" It is a baseball bat. Voidship

[Yoink]

[1]
The Giving Boar, apparently no longer in the holiday mood, mates with the Perfect Female and produces a single deformed spawn, The Boarotaur, a hulking humanoid boar creature that seeks nothing but endless conflict and theft. 

((...Pfffffft.

I'm glad nobody else is home besides the cat, because this had me screaming maniacally with laughter.))