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Author Topic: Divine Fuckery: The End is Nigh  (Read 118498 times)

Aigre Excalibur

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Mechanical spiders in only 4 turns.
« Reply #195 on: December 19, 2018, 12:24:13 am »

Send my perfect female being to inspire lust in the boyz. Inspire them to settle down, cuddle each other and have families. Lead by example.

If I need to spend power to juice up the perfect lusty female, do so.

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« Last Edit: December 19, 2018, 07:32:55 pm by Aigre Excalibur »
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Mechanical spiders in only 4 turns.
« Reply #196 on: December 19, 2018, 01:56:35 am »

I think you have to spend power to actually make it, Aigre.  You've designed it, but haven't made it.
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CABL

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Mechanical spiders in only 4 turns.
« Reply #197 on: December 19, 2018, 02:37:30 am »

Spoiler: The Prowler (click to show/hide)

((Wait a minute; am I in the mortal realm right now?))

If I'm in the mortal realm, succ the energy off the mundane beings.
If I'm in the SPEHSS, create a voidship for me and head towards the Realm of Chaos to succ off the chaos energy.
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Much less active than I used to be on these forums, but I still visit them on occasion. Will probably resume my activity in full once Dwarf Fortress will be released on Steam.

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Mechanical spiders in only 4 turns.
« Reply #198 on: December 19, 2018, 02:48:36 am »

I think you have to spend power to actually make it, Aigre.  You've designed it, but haven't made it.
((I think he built the body, but installing a sapient mind is beyond the abilities of a minor gawd. I could be wrong, though!
Also... Attom remembering my dead self a whole turn later makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. ^-^))   
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Mechanical spiders in only 4 turns.
« Reply #199 on: December 19, 2018, 03:42:01 am »

[4] Aigresaur creates a mold for a female being more beautiful and terrible than any that currently exist. It simply needs to be filled with power and purpose.

Sounds like 'stick some juice in here, and let 'er rip.'
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TankKit

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Mechanical spiders in only 4 turns.
« Reply #200 on: December 19, 2018, 05:06:40 am »

I do indeed have 6 power, though Aigresaur has listed his power has 5+1, so not quite sure what that means. Will we be re-rolling the dice to decide who's the next major god, then?
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Mechanical spiders in only 4 turns.
« Reply #201 on: December 19, 2018, 05:23:11 am »

Spend one power to build one of those voidships, then go to space.
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Mechanical spiders in only 4 turns.
« Reply #202 on: December 19, 2018, 05:49:56 am »

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I use 3 power to sow life across the Great life belt, creating many surreal cosmic gelatinous life form, and three species bound to the three great planetoids :
Cylindrical yellow slimes on Glop
Small, cube shaped multicolored slimes able to pile up to create great slimey structures on Goo
Large but rare, flying tentacled spotted slime around Gunk


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TankKit

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Mechanical spiders in only 4 turns.
« Reply #203 on: December 19, 2018, 05:55:28 am »

Hmmm. I presume you would like if my Second Mechaspider Armada, assuming it's creation is successful, also protected these slime beings?
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

hector13

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Mechanical spiders in only 4 turns.
« Reply #204 on: December 19, 2018, 07:46:42 am »

Damn nerds and their math. Yes, it seems Hector spent 3 power in his turn so the listing in his sheet (Which I went by when I went through quickly) didn't reflect that.

As such, I believe its between Aigre and Credst?  Someone wanna double check that before I promise it to someone else unworthy?


Also, sorry Hector, looks like you got demoted by people who can...you know...count and stuff. Yourself actually, looking back at it. Well, your honesty is commendable


Would the +2 to my Action from that power have made me more victorious, and thus ever so slightly more powerful anyway? :P
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Yoink

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Mechanical spiders in only 4 turns.
« Reply #205 on: December 19, 2018, 08:17:41 am »

If I am revived as Užina, do this:
...strut about amongst my comrades as an inspiring reminder of His [Attom's] awesome power and benevolence.
Then help shape the food elementals into an even greater fighting force than they were, organising training and the forging of weapons/armour suited to our deliciously strange forms.
I'm thinkin' baguette bludgeons, spaghetti spears, corn cuirasses with pumpkin pauldrons... maybe even some zucchini zweihanders for heavy troops or an extra-spicy capsicum catapultcannon with which to bombard the Hearty Boys as they advancewhatever foes we might come across on our travels through the void.     

Quote from: Užina the CURRENTLY DECEASED Baron of the Bakery Hells
Name: Užina
God Level: Demi
Power: 0
Description: A tall, humanoid figure seemingly formed out of flexible breadrolls, with bagel hands and tomato soup in place of blood. Its head is a dark, hefty loaf of rye, with only a couple of creases and a cryptic pattern of seeds and flour resembling anything akin to a 'face'.
Notes: Awakened food elemental
Dead and eaten

If Užina tragically cannot live again, please refer to the following backup character+action because I guess I'd better not waste another decade being dead.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Mechanical spiders in only 4 turns.
« Reply #206 on: December 19, 2018, 09:31:06 am »

If I am revived as Užina, do this:
...strut about amongst my comrades as an inspiring reminder of His [Attom's] awesome power and benevolence.
Then help shape the food elementals into an even greater fighting force than they were, organising training and the forging of weapons/armour suited to our deliciously strange forms.
I'm thinkin' baguette bludgeons, spaghetti spears, corn cuirasses with pumpkin pauldrons... maybe even some zucchini zweihanders for heavy troops or an extra-spicy capsicum catapultcannon with which to bombard the Hearty Boys as they advancewhatever foes we might come across on our travels through the void.     

Quote from: Užina the CURRENTLY DECEASED Baron of the Bakery Hells
Name: Užina
God Level: Demi
Power: 0
Description: A tall, humanoid figure seemingly formed out of flexible breadrolls, with bagel hands and tomato soup in place of blood. Its head is a dark, hefty loaf of rye, with only a couple of creases and a cryptic pattern of seeds and flour resembling anything akin to a 'face'.
Notes: Awakened food elemental
Dead and eaten

If Užina tragically cannot live again, please refer to the following backup character+action because I guess I'd better not waste another decade being dead.
Spoiler: backup sheet (click to show/hide)
   
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KitRougard

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Mechanical spiders in only 4 turns.
« Reply #207 on: December 19, 2018, 09:32:24 am »

Just a note, my action is ready in the post where I suddenly become a god with 100 free mini-hims. Thanks Borkle!
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Mechanical spiders in only 4 turns.
« Reply #208 on: December 19, 2018, 09:53:58 am »

I do indeed have 6 power, though Aigresaur has listed his power has 5+1, so not quite sure what that means. Will we be re-rolling the dice to decide who's the next major god, then?
Yup
Aigre vs Credst
1v4

Looks like Credst is the actual new major god. Assuming there's no need for another recount.


Spoiler: The Prowler (click to show/hide)

((Wait a minute; am I in the mortal realm right now?))

If I'm in the mortal realm, succ the energy off the mundane beings.
If I'm in the SPEHSS, create a voidship for me and head towards the Realm of Chaos to succ off the chaos energy.

You're currently in the space arena (Sorry, its not listed on the map, adding it now.)

Damn nerds and their math. Yes, it seems Hector spent 3 power in his turn so the listing in his sheet (Which I went by when I went through quickly) didn't reflect that.

As such, I believe its between Aigre and Credst?  Someone wanna double check that before I promise it to someone else unworthy?


Also, sorry Hector, looks like you got demoted by people who can...you know...count and stuff. Yourself actually, looking back at it. Well, your honesty is commendable


Would the +2 to my Action from that power have made me more victorious, and thus ever so slightly more powerful anyway? :P
Nah, the +2 was actually used, I just forgot to put [4+2] and instead put [6]. Brain autocompleting things again.

TankKit

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Mechanical spiders in only 4 turns.
« Reply #209 on: December 19, 2018, 10:00:13 am »

Looks like Credst is the actual new major god. Assuming there's no need for another recount.
Sweet. I'll change my sheet after next turn.
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Spoken like a true god TankKit.
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