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[LordPorkins]

Hey real quick, you didn’t post me gaining power from mah boys fighting the Food Elementals.

[Enemy post]

Once again, try to learn the maze.

These tunnels will probably be fairly useful if I ever manage to get control of them.

Spoiler: Ep (click to show/hide)

Name:Ep.
God level:Minor
Power:3
Sphere:The Weak.
Description:A little brown mouse with an upward-pointing crescent on his forehead.
Notes:Eek!

[TankKit]

Yeah, if a maze is so good at it's job that literal gods can get lost in them it has to be good.

[KitRougard]

Spoiler: Unhearty Boy (click to show/hide)

Name: Enal "The Heart-Less Boy"
God Level: Demi
Power: 0
Description: A not-very-hearty Hearty Boy with no muscles, handmade glasses, and an odd presence - He was physically weak, but there was something unsettling behind his eyes...
Notes: None.

The "Nerd" as they called him watched the fighting from the sidelines. Again. His stomach rumbled, and he realized he would die if he couldn't find a way to slay some food! But the fighting style he had theorized about was based upon an ideal Hearty Boy's physique, not his noodle arms... So he would teach someone! One of the Boys he watched was struggling with his Elementals, but would occasionally whip out a technique that would turn the fight around... Yes! This Boy would be his champion!
"Hey... What's your name? Because I think I'm onto something that will make you the Heartiest of Boys!"
Teach this semi-weak Hearty Boy the secrets of skilled fighting, so that he could easily take on 2-3 Food Elementals in a fight at once. He gets to eat all the Elementals he kills besides the first one each meal, which they would split. After all, a wimpy body needed less food than a normal Hearty Body.

[syvarris]

Meh why not.

Name: Vijiriwek
God Level: Demigod
Power: 0
Description: A building sized armored cyborg spider, its legs are blades, its pedipalps are large gatling-style autocannons, and its thread is made of chains.
Notes: [MAKES NOISE LIKE THIS]

Appear in the arena, scream a challenge at whatever foes are available.  Maim and chain up any beings that meet said challenge.  Edit: Without using the guns.  Also, focus on the, er, "FOOD FUCKERS" as the local deity so succinctly put it.  Deviant food fetishists deserve torture, I guess.

[LordPorkins]

Meh why not.

Name: Vijiriwek
God Level: Demigod
Power: 0
Description: A building sized armored cyborg spider, its legs are blades, its pedipalps are large gatling-style autocannons, and its thread is made of chains.
Notes: [MAKES NOISE LIKE THIS]

Appear in the arena, scream a challenge at whatever foes are available.  Maim and chain up any beings that meet said challenge.

“HOLD IT RIGHT THERE FUCKER. GET RID OF THOSE CANNONS. AND STOP ENSLAVING ME BOYS. THATS AGAINST THE RULES

[syvarris]

"IT IS NOT SLAVERY.  IT IS RESTRAINT.  THIS ONE SHALL STILL COMPLY."

((It can't much get rid of its guns, they're body parts...))

[LordPorkins]

"IT IS NOT SLAVERY.  IT IS RESTRAINT.  THIS ONE SHALL STILL COMPLY."

((It can't much get rid of its guns, they're body parts...))

“... FINE. AND FOCUS ON THESE FOOD FUCKERS FOR NOW. I DONT HAVE ENOUGH NOYS FOR YOU TO CRIPPLE THEM RIGHT NOW.”

[sprinkled chariot]

Name : Flexius
God level  : demigod
Power : 0
Description : extremely statuesque built winged man in shining anatomical quirass, anatomical greaves, face is covered with silver mask depicting human face. He is clad in regal purple tunic and red cloak. Cloak and tunic are covered with images of Borkle flexing and lifting weights.

Build wonderful sacred protein fountain, so hearty bois can refresh and increase their gains, while praising Borkle and competing in flexing

Borkle, may your power flow into this wonder and push even weak hearty bois beyond limits

[Trinculoisdead]

Name: Babatunde Chikelu
God Level: Major
Power: 10
Sphere: Trickery and Amusing Pranks
Description: currently a ball of light equal in power to a 20 volt night-light
Notes:

Spend 1 power to send a wisp of light to aid Ep the minor mouse deity in his understanding of the tunnel maze.

Then, spend 1 power to swap all the numbers around on the Omniphage's clocks.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Sorry but minor and major god spots are full, you can be a demigod tho.

[IronyOwl]

Name: Ultra
God Level: Demi
Power: 1
Description: A magnificent Hearty Boy whose eyes glow with incandescent power.
Notes: -


Our glorious father has appeared! Rally the Hearty Boys to glorious combat which is also feasting!

[TankKit]

Sorry but minor and major god spots are full, you can be a demigod tho.

Oof. He was the 4th person to apply for major god. He IS a major god. He put his sheet in his post because that's what you're supposed to do.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Really? Oh well my mistake.

[Egan_BW]

Use 1 power to begin ripping parts off of the Omniphage to add on to my own body.

If something would do damage to me, use 1 power to resist.

Spoiler: Anaconda (click to show/hide)

Name: Anaconda
God Level: Demigod
Power: 2
Description: An apparently female humanoid clockwork creature. Somewhat taller and heavier than clockwork men. Her face is a blank bronze plate and she has six arms ending in sharp steel claws.
Notes: