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[Doomblade187]

Use 1 power to give Anaconda a burning fire of a soul, to empower their battle against the chronophage. If I have time, assist Glob in escaping.

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Name: Manor
God Level: Major
Power: 10
Sphere (If major or minor god): Consciousness and Souls (the business of being sentient, including life and death)
Description: [The Observer]

[Coolrune206]

Indivita noticed the Omniphage for the first time. How had it missed that? It quickly zipped its way over, closer to the Omniphage, vibrating furiously all the way. Upon arrival, it gives a cute little "ding" like someone's finished microwaving a delightful meal, and releases a massive blast of energy towards the Omniphage. Because Indivita was frustrated, and it needed an outlet for its aggression.

Spoiler: Indivita (click to show/hide)

Name: Indivita
God Level: Major
Power: 10
Sphere: Life and Energy
Description: A small, metallic cube that floats around.
Notes:

[ziizo]

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Name: Attom
God Level: Minor
Power: 6
Sphere (If major or minor god): Cooking
Description: A mass of thousand of arms holding different cooking instruments.

Make a kitchen somewhere in the arena. This kitchen will release 100 delicious food elementals thrice a day.
First breakfast elementals, then lunch elementals and finishing with dinner elementals

[Ombragon]

Now that the Omniphage is a true threat to all that is, all that will be and all that "was", Vurol decided to stop sowing the universe with a new kind of life and joined the "fight" against the Omniphage

Summon caustic slimes on the left cancerous "arm" of the Omniphage, commanding them to corrode the Omniphage

Vurol bubble in irony, thinking of Omniphage-phages

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Name: Vurol
God Level: Minor
Power: 2
Sphere : Slime
Description: A large blob of viscous matter swirling with shocking colours

[Yoink]

Name: Užina
God Level: Demi
Power: 0
Description: A tall, humanoid figure seemingly formed out of flexible breadrolls, with bagel hands and tomato soup in place of blood. Its head is a dark, hefty loaf of rye, with only a couple of creases and a cryptic pattern of seeds and flour resembling anything akin to a 'face'.
Notes: Awakened food elemental


Grab a ladle - preferably one big enough to wield as a two-handed weapon - and lead my tasty brethren to glorious (and nutritious) victory in the name of Attom!

Edit: Also, use my ladle jedi-style to deflect any bullet-like projectiles that may come my way from nearby gun-spider-things. Try and deflect them towards the Hearty Boy foe if possible.   

[TankKit]

Us damn it Aigresaur. Also, I claim light blue+orange together. It represents creation and destruction.

Throw the Spear of Destruction to Anaconda. Throw a huge ball of destruction at the Omniphage too.

"Thanks for the help, thought I would of prefered if it came earlier."

Also, can we just appreciate the fact that it's turn 3 and we've already created a war of massive muscular men against food people and a terrifying monstrosity that is eating the universe?

Spoiler: Credst of Creation and Destruction (click to show/hide)

Name: Credst
God Level: Minor
Power: 3
Sphere: Creation and Destruction
Description: A humanoid with indistinguishable features and a bright sun resting upon a crescent moon as a hat.
Notes: The sun and moon atop Credst's head represent creation and destruction. The sun represents the burning fire of creation and the inspiration to create, yet it can also represent the endlessly burning fire of destruction. Meanwhile, the moon represents the careful and intricate planning that can go into creating something, and the cold fury and planning that can destroy far more or far less than simple rampaging destruction. The sun resting on top the moon represents the fact that, without planning, there would be no time for the burning fires of creation and destruction. Of course, this may only be what everyone else believes the hat symbolizes, as Credst has never bothered to explain what the hat actually means beyond 'Creation and Destruction.'
Destructive Acts: 1
Creative Acts: 0

[sprinkled chariot]

Ptw

[Parisbre56]

Spoiler: Slime (click to show/hide)

Name: Slime
God Level: Demi
Power: 0
Description: A gelatinous space slime.
Notes: Created by Vurol ((Ombragon))

Be Gelatinous Space Slime.

Let gravity take me where it may. Hopefully to new friends! Or at least some matter or energy I could use to make new friends.

Pray to Vurol and Aigresaur for new friends I could cuddle and have fun with.

While I await the results of those actions, try to learn how to morph my slime body.

[LordPorkins]

Appear before me boys in a flash of light.

“COME MY SONS! LET US BEAT BACK THESE FOUL CREATURES!”

Punch the sand to make more Hearty Boys, as a bunch of them have come out funny.


Name: Borkle, He-Who-Punches-Your-Face
Power: 11
Sphere: Beating the snot out of things. AKA Combat and Battle

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

THAT'S IT! I'M TIRED OF THIS FUCKING MADNESS INDUCING SONG AND THIS FUCKING BIG INSEC! TAKE OVER THIS IDIOTS BODY AND MODIFY IT INTO A NEW FORM! FROM NOW ON I'M NO LONGER NICE GUY GLOB! BUT BAD GUY AKHAT! 1 POWER TO DO THAT

Spoiler: Once GLOB, but now AKHAT (click to show/hide)

Name: AKHAT (formerly GLOB)
God Level: Major
Power: 9
Sphere: Time

[hector13]

Name: Hectorclese the highly creative
God level: Demi
Power: 0
Description: A Hearty Boy, with rippling muscles and skin as smooth as a baby’s bottom, given the complete lack of hair. Bright blue eyes though, gotta have something.
Notes: Heightened curiousity

Hectorclese has noted his averageness, and is sad. He finds a downed food monster from the fat group, and begins lathering himself in the oils of his fallen foe, chanting quietly to himself things like “get to da chopper” and “I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle”.

Satisfied, he starts stretching, because you need to warm up properly for these things.

“O great lord Borkle, I pray to thee. I am Hectorclese, one of your people, and I pledge myself to you, if only you would grant me a boon. Please, Heartiest of Hearty Boys you must...”

He begins flexing ritualistically, forming a perfect pose with each word:

“PUMP ME UP!”

Ritual performed, start smashing the heads of the food elementals, obviously starting with breakfast. Devour the most protein rich examples, and any foe that happens to provide a Hearty Boy challenge.

[Aigre Excalibur]

Appear before the Boys and inspire lust in them too! Try to create a female of their species. Failing which, direct them towards the sexy omniphage that just wants to snuggle the multiverse.

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Name: Aigresaur
God Level: Minor
Power: 5
Sphere: Lust and Passion
Description: A half nymph, half-lizard that just wants to snuggle.
Notes: Has a great big wet tongue.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

I swear to me Nymph! After I fuse with this being and create the concept of linear time I'm going to age you till you're the goddess of wrinkles!

[Ombragon]

"Perplexing, the first seed has awakened, how peculiar, but I have first to vanquish the Metal-beast"
"REVOLTING, the lone EGG want to CUDDLE and not FEED?"
"I will take care of it later, but it proves that the life-sludge has worked"
"YES, first I MUST FEED"