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Re: Divine Fuckery: A god game that would make Zeus proud.
« Reply #60 on: December 16, 2018, 02:20:09 am »

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Re: Divine Fuckery: A god game that would make Zeus proud.
« Reply #61 on: December 16, 2018, 03:00:38 am »

Use 1 power to give Anaconda a burning fire of a soul, to empower their battle against the chronophage. If I have time, assist Glob in escaping.

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Re: Divine Fuckery: A god game that would make Zeus proud.
« Reply #62 on: December 16, 2018, 04:16:07 am »

Indivita noticed the Omniphage for the first time. How had it missed that? It quickly zipped its way over, closer to the Omniphage, vibrating furiously all the way. Upon arrival, it gives a cute little "ding" like someone's finished microwaving a delightful meal, and releases a massive blast of energy towards the Omniphage. Because Indivita was frustrated, and it needed an outlet for its aggression.


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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

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Re: Divine Fuckery: A god game that would make Zeus proud.
« Reply #63 on: December 16, 2018, 04:33:07 am »

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Make a kitchen somewhere in the arena. This kitchen will release 100 delicious food elementals thrice a day.
First breakfast elementals, then lunch elementals and finishing with dinner elementals
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GG, Ziizo. May my spirit live on in your boobs.

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Re: Divine Fuckery: A god game that would make Zeus proud.
« Reply #64 on: December 16, 2018, 05:06:57 am »

Now that the Omniphage is a true threat to all that is, all that will be and all that "was", Vurol decided to stop sowing the universe with a new kind of life and joined the "fight" against the Omniphage

Summon caustic slimes on the left cancerous "arm" of the Omniphage, commanding them to corrode the Omniphage

Vurol bubble in irony, thinking of Omniphage-phages

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Re: Divine Fuckery: A god game that would make Zeus proud.
« Reply #65 on: December 16, 2018, 06:00:27 am »

Name: Užina
God Level: Demi
Power: 0
Description: A tall, humanoid figure seemingly formed out of flexible breadrolls, with bagel hands and tomato soup in place of blood. Its head is a dark, hefty loaf of rye, with only a couple of creases and a cryptic pattern of seeds and flour resembling anything akin to a 'face'.
Notes: Awakened food elemental


Grab a ladle - preferably one big enough to wield as a two-handed weapon - and lead my tasty brethren to glorious (and nutritious) victory in the name of Attom!

Edit: Also, use my ladle jedi-style to deflect any bullet-like projectiles that may come my way from nearby gun-spider-things. Try and deflect them towards the Hearty Boy foe if possible.   
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Re: Divine Fuckery: A god game that would make Zeus proud.
« Reply #66 on: December 16, 2018, 07:11:38 am »

Us damn it Aigresaur. Also, I claim light blue+orange together. It represents creation and destruction.

Throw the Spear of Destruction to Anaconda. Throw a huge ball of destruction at the Omniphage too.

"Thanks for the help, thought I would of prefered if it came earlier."

Also, can we just appreciate the fact that it's turn 3 and we've already created a war of massive muscular men against food people and a terrifying monstrosity that is eating the universe?

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Re: Divine Fuckery: A god game that would make Zeus proud.
« Reply #67 on: December 16, 2018, 07:17:36 am »

Ptw
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Re: Divine Fuckery: A god game that would make Zeus proud.
« Reply #68 on: December 16, 2018, 07:34:36 am »

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Be Gelatinous Space Slime.

Let gravity take me where it may. Hopefully to new friends! Or at least some matter or energy I could use to make new friends.

Pray to Vurol and Aigresaur for new friends I could cuddle and have fun with.

While I await the results of those actions, try to learn how to morph my slime body.
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Re: Divine Fuckery: A god game that would make Zeus proud.
« Reply #69 on: December 16, 2018, 10:49:23 am »

Appear before me boys in a flash of light.

“COME MY SONS! LET US BEAT BACK THESE FOUL CREATURES!”

Punch the sand to make more Hearty Boys, as a bunch of them have come out funny.



Name: Borkle, He-Who-Punches-Your-Face
Power: 11
Sphere: Beating the snot out of things. AKA Combat and Battle

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Re: Divine Fuckery: A god game that would make Zeus proud.
« Reply #70 on: December 16, 2018, 10:56:01 am »

THAT'S IT! I'M TIRED OF THIS FUCKING MADNESS INDUCING SONG AND THIS FUCKING BIG INSEC! TAKE OVER THIS IDIOTS BODY AND MODIFY IT INTO A NEW FORM! FROM NOW ON I'M NO LONGER NICE GUY GLOB! BUT BAD GUY AKHAT! 1 POWER TO DO THAT

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Re: Divine Fuckery: A god game that would make Zeus proud.
« Reply #71 on: December 16, 2018, 11:06:21 am »

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Name: Hectorclese the highly creative
God level: Demi
Power: 0
Description: A Hearty Boy, with rippling muscles and skin as smooth as a baby’s bottom, given the complete lack of hair. Bright blue eyes though, gotta have something.
Notes: Heightened curiousity

Hectorclese has noted his averageness, and is sad. He finds a downed food monster from the fat group, and begins lathering himself in the oils of his fallen foe, chanting quietly to himself things like “get to da chopper” and “I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle”.

Satisfied, he starts stretching, because you need to warm up properly for these things.

O great lord Borkle, I pray to thee. I am Hectorclese, one of your people, and I pledge myself to you, if only you would grant me a boon. Please, Heartiest of Hearty Boys you must...

He begins flexing ritualistically, forming a perfect pose with each word:

PUMP ME UP!

Ritual performed, start smashing the heads of the food elementals, obviously starting with breakfast. Devour the most protein rich examples, and any foe that happens to provide a Hearty Boy challenge.
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Re: Divine Fuckery: A god game that would make Zeus proud.
« Reply #72 on: December 16, 2018, 11:07:19 am »

Appear before the Boys and inspire lust in them too! Try to create a female of their species. Failing which, direct them towards the sexy omniphage that just wants to snuggle the multiverse.

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Re: Divine Fuckery: A god game that would make Zeus proud.
« Reply #73 on: December 16, 2018, 11:18:15 am »

I swear to me Nymph! After I fuse with this being and create the concept of linear time I'm going to age you till you're the goddess of wrinkles!
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Re: Divine Fuckery: A god game that would make Zeus proud.
« Reply #74 on: December 16, 2018, 11:36:28 am »

"Perplexing, the first seed has awakened, how peculiar, but I have first to vanquish the Metal-beast"
"REVOLTING, the lone EGG want to CUDDLE and not FEED?"
"I will take care of it later, but it proves that the life-sludge has worked"
"YES, first I MUST FEED"
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