Use 1 power to give Anaconda a burning fire of a soul, to empower their battle against the chronophage. If I have time, assist Glob in escaping.
Name: Manor
God Level: Major
Power: 10
Sphere (If major or minor god): Consciousness and Souls (the business of being sentient, including life and death)
Description: [The Observer]
[3+1]
Manor grants Anaconda a burning, hatefilled, violent soul which drives her desire to fight to even greater limits.
[4]
That done, he swoops in and tears at the metal flesh of the Omniphage, aiding GLOB in his escape.
Indivita noticed the Omniphage for the first time. How had it missed that? It quickly zipped its way over, closer to the Omniphage, vibrating furiously all the way. Upon arrival, it gives a cute little "ding" like someone's finished microwaving a delightful meal, and releases a massive blast of energy towards the Omniphage. Because Indivita was frustrated, and it needed an outlet for its aggression.
Name: Indivita
God Level: Major
Power: 10
Sphere: Life and Energy
Description: A small, metallic cube that floats around.
Notes:
[3] ((The irony here is that for a being obsessed with power, you have yet to use any to empower an action.))
Indivita vibrates its way over to the Omniphage and proceeds to unleash a single bolt of energy. Its about as powerful as a lightning bolt and succeeds in mildly scuffing one of the Omniphage's 10 trillion armored exoskeleton plates.
Indivita vibrates in frustration.
Name: Attom
God Level: Minor
Power: 6
Sphere (If major or minor god): Cooking
Description: A mass of thousand of arms holding different cooking instruments.
Make a kitchen somewhere in the arena. This kitchen will release 100 delicious food elementals thrice a day.
First breakfast elementals, then lunch elementals and finishing with dinner elementals
[6]
Attom tears a chunk of the stony foundation of the arena free and sets it up directly next to the arena, connecting the two via a grand bridge of food and stone. Then it constructs a vast kitchen palace with gardens of living food; trees of meat, bushes of deserts, living animals of produce, all manner of homicidal edible delights. And every few hours the inhabitants of the kitchen and its grounds charge forth into the arena to do battle with the hearty boys.
Now that the Omniphage is a true threat to all that is, all that will be and all that "was", Vurol decided to stop sowing the universe with a new kind of life and joined the "fight" against the Omniphage
Summon caustic slimes on the left cancerous "arm" of the Omniphage, commanding them to corrode the Omniphage
Vurol bubble in irony, thinking of Omniphage-phages
Name: Vurol
God Level: Minor
Power: 2
Sphere : Slime
Description: A large blob of viscous matter swirling with shocking colours
[1]
Vurol throws slime upon the Omniphage, but in doing so gets too close. The omniphage, apparently unharmed by the caustic slime, lashes out with one great metal pseudopod and swallows up Vurol.
Name: Užina
God Level: Demi
Power: 0
Description: A tall, humanoid figure seemingly formed out of flexible breadrolls, with bagel hands and tomato soup in place of blood. Its head is a dark, hefty loaf of rye, with only a couple of creases and a cryptic pattern of seeds and flour resembling anything akin to a 'face'.
Notes: Awakened food elemental
Grab a ladle - preferably one big enough to wield as a two-handed weapon - and lead my tasty brethren to glorious (and nutritious) victory in the name of Attom!
Edit: Also, use my ladle jedi-style to deflect any bullet-like projectiles that may come my way from nearby gun-spider-things. Try and deflect them towards the Hearty Boy foe if possible.
[6]
Uzina, awakened bread elemental, distinguishes itself in the constant Food Fights, rising up the ranks to become a Baron of the Bakery Hells. It is so powerful and dangerous that it becomes a primary target for the Hearty boys in all engagements, and they direct their forces and the demigods in their command to strike at it whenever it appears.
Us damn it Aigresaur. Also, I claim light blue+orange together. It represents creation and destruction.
Throw the Spear of Destruction to Anaconda. Throw a huge ball of destruction at the Omniphage too.
"Thanks for the help, thought I would of prefered if it came earlier."
Also, can we just appreciate the fact that it's turn 3 and we've already created a war of massive muscular men against food people and a terrifying monstrosity that is eating the universe?
Name: Credst
God Level: Minor
Power: 3
Sphere: Creation and Destruction
Description: A humanoid with indistinguishable features and a bright sun resting upon a crescent moon as a hat.
Notes: The sun and moon atop Credst's head represent creation and destruction. The sun represents the burning fire of creation and the inspiration to create, yet it can also represent the endlessly burning fire of destruction. Meanwhile, the moon represents the careful and intricate planning that can go into creating something, and the cold fury and planning that can destroy far more or far less than simple rampaging destruction. The sun resting on top the moon represents the fact that, without planning, there would be no time for the burning fires of creation and destruction. Of course, this may only be what everyone else believes the hat symbolizes, as Credst has never bothered to explain what the hat actually means beyond 'Creation and Destruction.'
Destructive Acts: 1
Creative Acts: 0
[4]
Credst throws the Spear of Destruction to Anaconda and then moves to aid Manor and GLOB with with his bolts of concentrated destructive energy, peeling away at the Omniphage's metal hide.
Name: Slime
God Level: Demi
Power: 0
Description: A gelatinous space slime.
Notes: Created by Vurol ((Ombragon))
Be Gelatinous Space Slime.
Let gravity take me where it may. Hopefully to new friends! Or at least some matter or energy I could use to make new friends.
Pray to Vurol and Aigresaur for new friends I could cuddle and have fun with.
While I await the results of those actions, try to learn how to morph my slime body.
[6]
Gravity draws Slime across the void, straight towards the Omniphage. As it hurtles increasingly quickly towards the universe devouring thing, it prays to its father and to Aigresaur for friends.
[3] As it travels, it attempts to learn how to morph its viscous body into new forms but cannot manage more than a minor deformation or extruding.
Appear before me boys in a flash of light.
“COME MY SONS! LET US BEAT BACK THESE FOUL CREATURES!”
Punch the sand to make more Hearty Boys, as a bunch of them have come out funny.
Name: Borkle, He-Who-Punches-Your-Face
Power: 11
Sphere: Beating the snot out of things. AKA Combat and Battle
[4]
Borkle punches the sand in his arena once more and summons up more hearty boys. They are as good as the first ones but there are far fewer in this batch. Maybe a dozen or so.
THAT'S IT! I'M TIRED OF THIS FUCKING MADNESS INDUCING SONG AND THIS FUCKING BIG INSEC! TAKE OVER THIS IDIOTS BODY AND MODIFY IT INTO A NEW FORM! FROM NOW ON I'M NO LONGER NICE GUY GLOB! BUT BAD GUY AKHAT! 1 POWER TO DO THAT
Name: AKHAT (formerly GLOB)
God Level: Major
Power: 9
Sphere: Time
[5+1]
GLOB, rather than fight his way out of the Omniphage, allows his divine essence to be absorbed by the beast. For a decade their minds and souls wage in corporeal war until finally GLOB's consciousness overtakes and subsumes the Omniphage's. In an instant an unimaginably great expanse of metal transforms into blue crystal and 266,613,336 great wings of light and energy bloom forth from it. The universe cries out as the Omniphage and GLOB are no more and Akhat, the divine cancer, is born.
Name: Hectorclese the highly creative
God level: Demi
Power: 0
Description: A Hearty Boy, with rippling muscles and skin as smooth as a baby’s bottom, given the complete lack of hair. Bright blue eyes though, gotta have something.
Notes: Heightened curiousity
Hectorclese has noted his averageness, and is sad. He finds a downed food monster from the fat group, and begins lathering himself in the oils of his fallen foe, chanting quietly to himself things like “get to da chopper” and “I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle”.
Satisfied, he starts stretching, because you need to warm up properly for these things.
“O great lord Borkle, I pray to thee. I am Hectorclese, one of your people, and I pledge myself to you, if only you would grant me a boon. Please, Heartiest of Hearty Boys you must...”
He begins flexing ritualistically, forming a perfect pose with each word:
“PUMP ME UP!”
Ritual performed, start smashing the heads of the food elementals, obviously starting with breakfast. Devour the most protein rich examples, and any foe that happens to provide a Hearty Boy challenge.
[5v2]
Hectorclese engages Uzina, Baron of the Bakery Hells, in battle. The fight wages for years but in the end, Hectorclese emerges victorious, devouring Uzina entirely, down to the last crumb.
Appear before the Boys and inspire lust in them too! Try to create a female of their species. Failing which, direct them towards the sexy omniphage that just wants to snuggle the multiverse.
Name: Aigresaur
God Level: Minor
Power: 5
Sphere: Lust and Passion
Description: A half nymph, half-lizard that just wants to snuggle.
Notes: Has a great big wet tongue.
[1]
Aigresaur comes to meddle with the Hearty Boys but immediately draws the ire of Borkle. Borkle punches Aigresaur straight to the edge of the known universe as a warning.
Once again, try to learn the maze.
These tunnels will probably be fairly useful if I ever manage to get control of them.
Name:Ep.
God level:Minor
Power:3
Sphere:The Weak.
Description:A little brown mouse with an upward-pointing crescent on his forehead.
Notes:Eek!
[4]
Ep does not fully map nor understand the burrow maze but he does manage to find the exit.
Name: Enal "The Heart-Less Boy"
God Level: Demi
Power: 0
Description: A not-very-hearty Hearty Boy with no muscles, handmade glasses, and an odd presence - He was physically weak, but there was something unsettling behind his eyes...
Notes: None.
"Hey... What's your name? Because I think I'm onto something that will make you the Heartiest of Boys!"
Teach this semi-weak Hearty Boy the secrets of skilled fighting, so that he could easily take on 2-3 Food Elementals in a fight at once. He gets to eat all the Elementals he kills besides the first one each meal, which they would split. After all, a wimpy body needed less food than a normal Hearty Body.
[5]
Enal teaches Hectorclese the secrets of skilled fighting and is given corpses of food elementals as a prize.
Meh why not.
Name: Vijiriwek
God Level: Demigod
Power: 0
Description: A building sized armored cyborg spider, its legs are blades, its pedipalps are large gatling-style autocannons, and its thread is made of chains.
Notes: [MAKES NOISE LIKE THIS]
Appear in the arena, scream a challenge at whatever foes are available. Maim and chain up any beings that meet said challenge. Edit: Without using the guns. Also, focus on the, er, "FOOD FUCKERS" as the local deity so succinctly put it. Deviant food fetishists deserve torture, I guess.
[3]
Vijiriwek, despite its size and frightening countenance, proves underwhelming in the food fights and is beaten back repeatedly.
Name : Flexius
God level : demigod
Power : 0
Description : extremely statuesque built winged man in shining anatomical quirass, anatomical greaves, face is covered with silver mask depicting human face. He is clad in regal purple tunic and red cloak. Cloak and tunic are covered with images of Borkle flexing and lifting weights.
Build wonderful sacred protein fountain, so hearty bois can refresh and increase their gains, while praising Borkle and competing in flexing
Borkle, may your power flow into this wonder and push even weak hearty bois beyond limits
[3]
Flexius' attempts to create a protein fountain result in little more than a small pile of meat beasts stuffed into a corner of the arena.
Name: Babatunde Chikelu
God Level: Major
Power: 10
Sphere: Trickery and Amusing Pranks
Description: currently a ball of light equal in power to a 20 volt night-light
Notes:
Spend 1 power to send a wisp of light to aid Ep the minor mouse deity in his understanding of the tunnel maze.
Then, spend 1 power to swap all the numbers around on the Omniphage's clocks.
[6]
Babatunde Chikelu blinds Ep with the equivalent of a divine flashbang just as the mouse god reaches the exit of the burrow maze. He then drifts over and attempts to manipulate the mechanics of the Omniphage. However, the Omniphage sees this manipulation as an attempt to manipulate time and strikes out at the trickster god.
[1v5]
The Omniphage tears the trickster god asunder and throws its broken body away into the void. The corpse of the god forms the foundation of a new realm, flesh and bone and blood becomes the stuff from which the Realm of Chaos is born. It is a protoplasmic realm of madness, a stew of malignant tentacular delights. Worm Lords, Gibbering Jester-Things, Crying Comedian flesh amalgams, and countless other unstable things cavort and dance across the godcorpse plains.
Name: Ultra
God Level: Demi
Power: 1
Description: A magnificent Hearty Boy whose eyes glow with incandescent power.
Notes: -
Our glorious father has appeared! Rally the Hearty Boys to glorious combat which is also feasting!
[6]
Ultra rallies the hearty boys in combat and leads an invasion of Attom's kitchen hellscape. The battles are glorious and the feasts bountiful, but not without cost. The hearty boys succeed on severing the connection between the kitchen and the arena but at the cost of many of their own. (-36 hearty boys. 76 remain)
Use 1 power to begin ripping parts off of the Omniphage to add on to my own body.
If something would do damage to me, use 1 power to resist.
Name: Anaconda
God Level: Demigod
Power: 2
Description: An apparently female humanoid clockwork creature. Somewhat taller and heavier than clockwork men. Her face is a blank bronze plate and she has six arms ending in sharp steel claws.
Notes:
[2] Anaconda misses the spear of destruction and it flies past her and into the void.
[5+1] Even without it she tears at the Omniphage, pulling bits of it into herself and gaining power as she does. But when the Omniphage becomes Akhat, those pieces do as well and tear themselves free of her. She drifts away, wounded. [Power reduced to 0]
Name: Suflex
God Level: Demi
Power: 0
Description: A scantily dressed Hearty Boy, deliciously marinaded with only the best ingredients in order to insure maximum fighting prowess. Also fishlike with just a pinch of horrible deformities in the upper body region.
Notes:
[1]
Suflex spends several years running in a circle before tripping and accidentally hurling himself into space.
I'd also like to join this game.
Name: Blarg
God Level: Demigod
Power: 0
Description: Looks like a man with a zebra head.
Notes:
Search the arena for things to use to make some kind of weapon, then make a weapon.
[5]
Blarg constructs the legendary weapon "Supper's End" from the Ladle wielded by Uzina, Baron of the Bakery Hells. It is a baseball bat.
Ditto.
Name: The Prowler
God Level: Demigod
Power: 0
Sphere (If major or minor god):
Description: A humanoid with extremely thin limbs, elongated and thin torso, long neck, and a human-sized head of a three-eyed dragon with no pupils and white sclera.
Notes:
Ok.
Borkle gains 3 power
Akhat the Divine Cancer gains 12 power, but caps at 20 total.
Manor gains 1 power
Ep gains 1 power
Credst gains 1 power
Attom gains 2 power
Hectorclese gains 5 power
Enal gains 2 power
Blarg gains 2 power
The death of the trickster god has opened a space in the pantheon. Attom, the Minor god with the greatest power currently, rises to become a Major God. Hectorclese, Demigod with the greatest power currently, rises to become a Minor god. Attom and Hectorclese should change their spheres to fit their new positions and may also change their names and appearances if they wish.
The Realm of Chaos has sent out many voidships, seeking new lands to spread their madness to.
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