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[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

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This is amazing. We've basically created Valhalla but with food fights, and half the combatants are actually made from food.
Also, no idea if my action has even a possibility of working whether Ziizo's character cooperates or not - I can always change it.

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Not creating the mortal world, becoming the mortal world, arguably even more metal than the former.

[LordPorkins]

Name: Borkle, He-Who-Punches-Your-Face
Power: 15
Sphere: Beating the snot out of things. AKA Combat and Battle

These boys need to start making themselves. Begrudgingly invite Aigresaur back to help MAKE MORE MUSCLEY LADS. Keep an eye on her/him/it to make sure she doesn't do any funny stuff. While it's doing that, Send a message to the DIVINE CANCER FUCK to STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY CRIB

Spend the rest of the decade working on a way to forge metal gauntlets to MAKE MAH BOYS MORE PUNCHY

((Aigre I really like hate the Khorne/Slaanesh thing we got goin on))

[sprinkled chariot]

Pray to Borkle for divine assistance in making great sacred protein fointain, if I don't get it, build up on my own and go to killing food elementals

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

((OOC: Wonder who's the Tzeench  and who's the Nurgle of the pantheon if we already have a Slaanesh and a Khorne))

[LordPorkins]

Pray to Borkle for divine assistance in making great sacred protein fointain, if I don't get it, build up on my own and go to killing food elementals

" NO MY LAD. SUCH POWER MUST COME FROM WITHIN. I AM SORRY"

[Enemy post]

((OOC: Wonder who's the Tzeench  and who's the Nurgle of the pantheon if we already have a Slaanesh and a Khorne))

I don't know, but I'm pretty sure you're Lorkhan.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

((OOC: Funny thing is I basically started off as Akatosh then became Lorkhan. Now all I need is for some dank elf vampire to get my heart to power a giant robot and it's all basically TES))

[Doomblade187]

Use 1 power to  teleport anaconda to chaos land, ensuring that they get a message on the way to remember my assistance

Use 3 power to aid in the crestion of the world of mortals, imbuing all being in its creation with souls and a sacred live of life, with reverence of death. May we create a beautiful world.

Before I do all this, fly to the edge of the mortal realm and stay away from those who would cause me trouble.

"Anaconda, rremember my aid, and rule this land of chaos."

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Name: Manor
God Level: Major
Power: 10
Sphere (If major or minor god): Consciousness and Souls (the business of being sentient, including life and death)
Description: [The Observer]

[Aigre Excalibur]

Design the perfect female being. It will be the fairest and universally attractive to all species. All shall love her and despair!

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Name: Aigresaur
God Level: Minor
Power: 5
Sphere: Lust and Passion
Description: A half nymph, half-lizard that just wants to snuggle.
Notes: Has a great big wet tongue.

[LordPorkins]

Design the perfect female being. It will be the fairest and universally attractive to all species. All shall love her and despair!

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Name: Aigresaur
God Level: Minor
Power: 5
Sphere: Lust and Passion
Description: A half nymph, half-lizard that just wants to snuggle.
Notes: Has a great big wet tongue.

YOU GONNA JUST IGNORE MY MESSAGE THEN? TWAT.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

YOU SHOULD EAT HER INTESTINES FOR THAT!!!-Sorry for that, the impure part of my soul is kind of leaking out of me as I literally sacrifice my status as the strongest god, Sphere, good half and body to make the Realm of Mortals.

[Doomblade187]

"Understandable, time god. We must focus on this realm, though."

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

"Yes...we must..."

[Coolrune206]

Indivita understands that, no matter how well this creation of the mortal realm goes, it will be a very powerful event; at the best, worldshaping, and at the worst, apocalyptic. The outcome wasn't important. What mattered was all that spare power going to waste... That it could make better use of.

As such, Indivita opened its cube into a concave circle, eventually forming into a sort of a bowl. It expended one power to harden its form to be sure it would survive the coming wave of energy, then did its best to capture everything that came its way.

[Leodanny]

harness the energy of food elementals to fly a rocket gauntlet into the unknown in an attempt to find more punchable things.

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 Name:
God Level: Demi
Power: none
Sphere (If major or minor god):
Description: a hearty hearty boy, big muscles, is big smart.
Notes: BIG SMART

”Hey Borkle I’mma fly this ship to the end of the universe and punch exotic thing, alright?”