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[MonkeyMarkMario]

Have the slimes attack en-mass the first thing that comes to view, I will join the fray if it is an enemy.

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Name: Slick
Monster Class: Small Black Slime
Monster Type:
Status: Healthy, hidden; first of his kind
Floor: 1
Inventory: 1 Copper Coin

[Dustan Hache]

spit the key outand maul that darned skeleton!

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name: Boxy
class:Mimic
Type:Small Box
Status:Choking
Floor: 1
Inventory: 50 copper coins, storage room key(stuck in throat)

[NRDL]

Try and find a shadowy corner to hide in, where I won't be immediately spotted by the Chosen Ones and maybe get a sneak attack in.

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Name: Nix
Monster Class: Goblin
Monster Type: Goblin Grunt
Status: Healthy
Floor: 1
Inventory: Bucket Helmet, Sharpened Small Wooden Club, Goblinite Dagger

[Hotfire90]

Loot the nearby rooms for furniture and weapons, and build a barricade.

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Name: Scott
Monster Class: Skeleton
Monster Type: Gnome Skeleton
Status: Healthy
Floor: 1
Inventory: 3 Silver Coins

[Glass]

Go look for a small zombie piece to snack on. A handful of fingers should be tasty.
(Jack, the Hungry Ghost)

[WyrdByrd]

Blot out any torches in the hallway, and try to remember. If I succeed,  go to the room I know most about.

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Name: Ves
Monster Class: Ghost
 Monster Type: Shade
Status: Lost
Floor: 1.
Inventory:
Empty

[Screech9791]

>Find hammers and nails and drag them people wanting to barricade. As for myself, I'll find some way to get above the doorway so I can get down the back of one of the Chosen Ones to be a general pain in the rear end.

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Name: Nox
Monster Class: Zombie
Monster Type: Headless Rat Zombie
Status: Headless and stuck
Floor: 1
Inventory: A cricket tumbleweed

Name: Also Nox
Monster Class: Zombie
Monster Type: Rat Zombie Head
Status: Bodyless
Floor: 1
Inventory: A cricket tumbleweed

[Enemy post]

Dig a tunnel into the wall.

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Name: Red.
Monster Class:Lizard
Monster Type:Lizard
Status: Lost
Floor: 1
Inventory: Empty

[ziizo]

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Name: Steve
Monster Class: skeleton
Monster Type:  human skeleton
Status: Healthy
Floor: 1 (storage room)
Inventory: 13 copper coins, 7 silver coins, 3 gold coins.

loot the storage room.
Also defend myself if attacked.

[Trinculoisdead]

Name: Jinglefoot, the Easily-spotted
Monster Class: Halfling
Monster Type: Barbarian
Status: Irked
Floor: 1
Inventory: 100 silver coins sewn into his tunic

Jinglefoot begins an angry chant as his blood pulses with frustration. "irked. irked. Irked and Jerked. I've been put-to WORK, and I will IRK, every OTH-er JERK. Irk, IRK, stab with a DIRK-" He starts stamping up the stairs to the second-level in rhythm to his angry chant, performing a little hop-jump every other step. "IRK-y, WORK-y, I eat JERK-Y. Your blood gets MURK-Y, if you eat JERK-Y. All PLAY and no WORK-Y, means that-I-am IRK-Y." Reaching the top, Jinglefoot stops chanting and breathes in three deep, angry, breaths. "If it's my job to guard the stairs"--the STERK-Y, his still-stamping brain suggests--"then I'll do it my way!"

Find a barrel on the 2nd level big enough to fit a halfling in and bring it back to the top of the stairs as quick as can be.

[Beirus]

You know what happens when you step on a snake. Bite any fleshy parts of my oppressor I can reach if they don't get off of me. Then slither off to loot some food from the storage room.

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 Name: Samuel
Monster Class: Snake
Monster Type: Adder
Status: Stuck
Floor: 1
Inventory: Empty

[KitRougard]

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Name: Kitsugare "Kit" Rougard
Monster Class: Imp, hopeful Demon.
Monster Type: Red Imp
Status: Healthy
Floor: 1
Inventory: 1 Platinum Coin, Oversized Pitchfork

He stood up, then noticed the brawl about to go down between the minions of the Storage Room, and screeched at the top of his lungs, "EVERYBODY SHADDAP!
"Dammit, monsters! We have more important things to concern ourselves with than killing each other! Namely, killing the Chosen Ones!
"We are monsters. We are born to die and are born again, to start it all over. But in the process, we are meant to cause as much misery and death to those stupid humans as possible.
"So that's what we're gonna goddamn do! We will get out of this closet, march on those damn fools, and GET OURSELVES KILLED KILLING THEM! And we will faintly remember this in our next lives, and we'll chuckle, because a rag-tag band of monsters took down an ancient Prophecy.
"After all, Prophecies are just promises.
"And promises are meant to be broken."
He looked down from his vantage point. At some point he had started flying, which was difficult given the massive pitchfork he carried, but nevertheless impressive.
TL;DR: GIVE SPEECH OF UNITY TO THE BEINGS OF THE STORAGE ROOM.

[Yoink]

((Can I be waitlisted, or is there room for more?))   

[Trinculoisdead]

Jump on in! The water is fine.

[King Zultan]

Barricade the hall in front of the stairs with some random furniture.

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Name: Bob
Monster Class: Gnoll
Monster Type: Gnoll Warrior
Status: Healthy
Floor: 1
Inventory: 3 gold coins, Iron short sword