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[FallacyofUrist]

Hypnotize the poor thing to remove its ability to feel pain.

[eggnog101]

i pet the dog

[anaphaxeton]

"I called it, I called it! I knew it was Fablehaven! I knew it!"

Take a rest to prepare myself for when it grows snake heads and starts shooting acid that could melt your leg off.

You take a rest. I think it's a pretty good idea. I'm not quite sure what Fablehaven is (a book series?) but you have me caught and my tricks revealed. Damn it.

I'm just a cute little parasite, living inside a dog's heart. Taking a nap, how relaxing!

You take a rest as well.

kick the dog's head.

You kick the dog in the head! 3 damage!

Muzzle the dog to stop it from speaking.

You muzzle the dog, preventing it from whispering awfully. Or maybe it was the room?

Strangle the dog.

3 damage!

Turn the dog upside down to make it God. God doesn't exist in this nightmarish half-realm, so the dog has no choice but to erase itself.

How did you come to a conclusion that this was a nightmarish half-realm? It could be a perfectly decent realm. It could be more decent than the realm you came from, you know. Anyway, you turn the dog upside down, causing its muzzle to fall off. Oh no. It begins to laugh!

Kick it until it stops moving. Then kick it until it's mush.

You kick the dog until it turns to mush! Dog killed?

Hypnotize the poor thing to remove its ability to feel pain.

I'm not so sure you should take mercy on it, you know. You hypnotise it. You think it's beginning to work, but you also get this unsettling feeling in the back of your throat.

i pet the dog

You pet what remains of the dog. Don't worry, it doesn't appreciate it!

The dog has the consistency of mashed potatoes. You raise your fists, watching and leering at its remains. A mouth emerges from the pile, and then howls. The room flips outside down, and you drop onto the floor. The whispers intensify: they're almost coherent at this point.

ROUND ONE.
PHASE: 3/5.
Rabid Dog: 0/10 HP.

[eggnog101]

i commit the big meow

[The_Two_Eternities]

Distribute aerosolized earmuff fluff around the room so that the whispers are unhearable.

[TankKit]

Wait, we started on the floor. When the room flipped upside down, we fell to the floor. We are still on the floor. Therefore, both us and the "dog" are upside down. Kick it off the floor!

[King Zultan]

Start punching the walls, they must be whats whispering!

[Egan_BW]

zzzzz

[Ragnar the Råsh of Emal]

We killed the body, now it’s a dog spirit. Summon Luigi’s glorified vacuum to kill it.

[TrickleJest]

Eat the dog potato mashed thingy goop.

[anaphaxeton]

Sorry about missing a few days, I was occupied.

i commit the big meow

You commit the big meow. The whispers stop for a second, then they become malevolent. Cats are heresy, and must be eliminated.

Distribute aerosolized earmuff fluff around the room so that the whispers are unhearable.

The room is muffled, and the whispers are unhearable.

Wait, we started on the floor. When the room flipped upside down, we fell to the floor. We are still on the floor. Therefore, both us and the "dog" are upside down. Kick it off the floor!

You realise that the "dog" is defying gravity, and lies ascendant on the ceiling. You jump. The ceiling is very high. You drop to the ground.

Start punching the walls, they must be whats whispering!

You start punching the walls, but they're covered with fluff! It's like you're in a psychiatric hospital!

zzzzz

You sleep.

We killed the body, now it’s a dog spirit. Summon Luigi’s glorified vacuum to kill it.

You begin to tear the dog's spirit out of its body! Of course, having your soul be ripped out of your body is quite painful, and the rabid dog isn't so happy.

Eat the dog potato mashed thingy goop.

You eat the dog goop while Ragnar rips out its soul. Dog essence courses through your body: it is as if something horrific will burst out of your body. Or maybe you'll become a furry?

Doesn't this mean Egan is inside of you?

The dog remains are gone, because a certain genius just ate them. The dog has been released from its cage, and you're still in yours. Very sad. Its spirit speaks. You don't understand it, because you don't speak dog, but you feel like those words are very important. They're sucking the life out of you.

ROUND ONE.
PHASE: 4/5.
The room has been muffled.

Liberated & Spiritual Dog: 25/25 HP.

[Egan_BW]

Oof. Am no longer inside dog. Inside other body. Start releasing hormones to make the host body more doglike.

[Rockeater]

Run past the dog

[TankKit]

Beat the dog out of Trickle before he turns!

[The_Two_Eternities]

Spray Ghostbuster particles everywhere. I have no idea what they actually do, but I'm sure it will be helpful.