Sorry about missing a few days, I was occupied.
i commit the big meow
You commit the big meow. The whispers stop for a second, then they become malevolent. Cats are heresy, and must be eliminated.
Distribute aerosolized earmuff fluff around the room so that the whispers are unhearable.
The room is muffled, and the whispers are unhearable.
Wait, we started on the floor. When the room flipped upside down, we fell to the floor. We are still on the floor. Therefore, both us and the "dog" are upside down. Kick it off the floor!
You realise that the "dog" is defying gravity, and lies ascendant on the ceiling. You jump. The ceiling is very high. You drop to the ground.
Start punching the walls, they must be whats whispering!
You start punching the walls, but they're covered with fluff! It's like you're in a psychiatric hospital!
zzzzz
You sleep.
We killed the body, now it’s a dog spirit. Summon Luigi’s glorified vacuum to kill it.
You begin to tear the dog's spirit out of its body! Of course, having your soul be ripped out of your body is quite painful, and the rabid dog isn't so happy.
Eat the dog potato mashed thingy goop.
You eat the dog goop while Ragnar rips out its soul. Dog essence courses through your body: it is as if something horrific will burst out of your body. Or maybe you'll become a furry?
Doesn't this mean Egan is inside of you?
The dog remains are gone, because a certain genius just ate them. The dog has been released from its cage, and you're still in yours. Very sad. Its spirit speaks. You don't understand it, because you don't speak dog, but you feel like those words are very important.
They're sucking the life out of you.ROUND ONE.
PHASE: 4/5.
The room has been
muffled.
Liberated & Spiritual Dog: 25/25 HP.