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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 536303 times)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6390 on: October 24, 2024, 04:52:12 pm »

UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE should start accumulating in rooms that've been owned by a single dwarf for long enough.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6391 on: October 25, 2024, 01:53:09 am »

UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE should start accumulating in rooms that've been owned by a single dwarf for long enough.

This should be counted as a liquid like water and magma and have depth. Due to a bug, it doesn't evaporate/dry and eventually the rooms get filled up to 7/7 and the owner drowns in the UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE.

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« Reply #6392 on: October 25, 2024, 02:03:55 am »

Some dwarves prefer to drink the UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE rather than booze or water and get good thoughts from it, other dwarves find these dwarves creepy and want nothing to do with them.
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« Reply #6393 on: October 25, 2024, 04:27:29 pm »

Add Geldables Men to the game.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6394 on: October 25, 2024, 05:38:00 pm »

Are geldables men geldable?
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« Reply #6395 on: October 25, 2024, 06:13:50 pm »

They may be amenable.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6396 on: October 25, 2024, 06:41:17 pm »

To gelding others. Because that's how they reproduce.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6397 on: October 25, 2024, 11:43:49 pm »

All geldables should attain sentience and become individual creatures the moment they're gelded from the base creature. They may even form entities of their own.
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« Reply #6398 on: October 26, 2024, 01:43:50 am »

Geldable fortress, forts filled with nothing but geldable men, also playable geldable forts.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6399 on: November 01, 2024, 01:57:51 pm »

Unintelligent creatures, such as dwarves, should not use stepladders
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6400 on: November 02, 2024, 02:02:17 am »

Replace dwarves with stepladders.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6401 on: November 02, 2024, 10:40:40 am »

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6402 on: November 04, 2024, 09:02:49 pm »

Dwarves that fail to path through a door should instead attempt to sing a song. This could simplify re-pathing calculations.
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« Reply #6403 on: November 04, 2024, 09:15:38 pm »

That’s a good idea. Maybe they don’t try pathing again until the song is finished.
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« Reply #6404 on: November 04, 2024, 09:54:25 pm »

Dwarves should get extremely irritated and stressed if they hear singing coming from the other side of a door.
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