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[Starver]

Except noses, which are replaced with... something else entirely.

Geldables.

Well there's precedence fornearly that (just not the nose).

But I was thinking of anything up-to-and-including a fully working Siege Workshop. Honestly.

[dikbutdagrate]

Eat

Puppets

[King Zultan]

Puppets should be alive and sentient, while also being edible, dwarves will prefer to eat puppets over any other food even though they'll suffer a massive mood penalty for eating one.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Dwarves should be able to make artifact sock puppets, which they will always name "Pathos".

[A_Curious_Cat]

Dwarves should be able to make artifact sock puppets, which they will always name "Pathos".

They should show their dedication to “Pathos” by filling him with UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

In addition to the inverse, puppets should be able to eat dwarves.

[King Zultan]

Dwarves should be able to make artifact sock puppets, which they will always name "Pathos".

They should show their dedication to “Pathos” by filling him with UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE.

The gods have informed me that Pathos really likes the brown UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE and prefers to eat it straight from the source.

[Magmacube_tr]

Dwarves should be able to make artifact sock puppets, which they will always name "Pathos".

They should show their dedication to “Pathos” by filling him with UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE.

The gods have informed me that Pathos really likes the brown UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE and prefers to eat it straight from the source.

Um... shit is in the game already? Brown filth and all. So Pathos is eating... I dunno, chocolate ''milk''?

Add chocolate milk to the game. But no cocoa or chocolate. Make it obtainable only in vaults.

Also, sigged.

[brewer bob]

Add chocolate milk to the game. But no cocoa or chocolate. Make it obtainable only in vaults.

And specifically from ogres who now replace vault slabs. And then you have to, er, milk them to get the chocolate milk.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Dwarves should be able to make artifact sock puppets, which they will always name "Pathos".

They should show their dedication to “Pathos” by filling him with UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE.

The gods have informed me that Pathos really likes the brown UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE and prefers to eat it straight from the source.

Uhmm… UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE isn’t brown.  You’re thinking of FILTH_B.

[callisto8413]

Elves should live in a giant tree and make baked goods which they sell at a profit and then buy up all the other bakers and corner the market.   I'm not sure where I was going with this....nevermind.

[King Zultan]

Also, sigged.

Huzza!

Uhmm… UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE isn’t brown.  You’re thinking of FILTH_B.

Damn, I had a feeling I was remembering it wrong.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Make all creatures in Dwarf Fortress completely anatomically correct.

[Starver]

Make all creatures in the real world completely [RAWS]-correct.

[Magmacube_tr]

Make the world tiled like DF, meaning no more euclidian distance measurements.

Damn, I had a feeling I was remembering it wrong.

Unknown substance is a gray liquid that used to be found near tentacle demons... So, yea...