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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 541997 times)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6375 on: October 21, 2024, 07:56:11 am »

Except noses, which are replaced with... something else entirely.

Geldables.
Well there's precedence fornearly that (just not the nose).

But I was thinking of anything up-to-and-including a fully working Siege Workshop. Honestly.
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« Reply #6376 on: October 22, 2024, 01:05:24 am »

Eat

Puppets
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« Reply #6377 on: October 22, 2024, 02:08:21 am »

Puppets should be alive and sentient, while also being edible, dwarves will prefer to eat puppets over any other food even though they'll suffer a massive mood penalty for eating one.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6378 on: October 22, 2024, 05:02:50 pm »

Dwarves should be able to make artifact sock puppets, which they will always name "Pathos".
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« Reply #6379 on: October 22, 2024, 09:03:49 pm »

Dwarves should be able to make artifact sock puppets, which they will always name "Pathos".

They should show their dedication to “Pathos” by filling him with UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE.
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« Reply #6380 on: October 22, 2024, 09:20:03 pm »

In addition to the inverse, puppets should be able to eat dwarves.
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« Reply #6381 on: October 23, 2024, 01:50:30 am »

Dwarves should be able to make artifact sock puppets, which they will always name "Pathos".

They should show their dedication to “Pathos” by filling him with UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE.
The gods have informed me that Pathos really likes the brown UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE and prefers to eat it straight from the source.
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« Reply #6382 on: October 23, 2024, 04:51:07 am »

Dwarves should be able to make artifact sock puppets, which they will always name "Pathos".

They should show their dedication to “Pathos” by filling him with UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE.
The gods have informed me that Pathos really likes the brown UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE and prefers to eat it straight from the source.

Um... shit is in the game already? Brown filth and all. So Pathos is eating... I dunno, chocolate ''milk''?

Add chocolate milk to the game. But no cocoa or chocolate. Make it obtainable only in vaults.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6383 on: October 23, 2024, 05:15:41 am »

Add chocolate milk to the game. But no cocoa or chocolate. Make it obtainable only in vaults.

And specifically from ogres who now replace vault slabs. And then you have to, er, milk them to get the chocolate milk.

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« Reply #6384 on: October 23, 2024, 06:04:05 am »

Dwarves should be able to make artifact sock puppets, which they will always name "Pathos".

They should show their dedication to “Pathos” by filling him with UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE.
The gods have informed me that Pathos really likes the brown UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE and prefers to eat it straight from the source.

Uhmm… UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE isn’t brown.  You’re thinking of FILTH_B.
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« Reply #6385 on: October 23, 2024, 11:46:46 pm »

Elves should live in a giant tree and make baked goods which they sell at a profit and then buy up all the other bakers and corner the market.   I'm not sure where I was going with this....nevermind.
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« Reply #6386 on: October 24, 2024, 03:28:16 am »

Also, sigged.
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Uhmm… UNKNOWN_SUBSTANCE isn’t brown.  You’re thinking of FILTH_B.
Damn, I had a feeling I was remembering it wrong.
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« Reply #6387 on: October 24, 2024, 03:34:09 am »

Make all creatures in Dwarf Fortress completely anatomically correct.
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« Reply #6388 on: October 24, 2024, 05:52:12 am »

Make all creatures in the real world completely [RAWS]-correct.
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« Reply #6389 on: October 24, 2024, 11:17:52 am »

Make the world tiled like DF, meaning no more euclidian distance measurements.



Damn, I had a feeling I was remembering it wrong.

Unknown substance is a gray liquid that used to be found near tentacle demons... So, yea...
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