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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 536295 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6360 on: October 15, 2024, 03:39:20 am »

Implement the following changes:


  • Allow dwarves to claim a mug (or similar object) and carry it with them to use to drink.
  • Allow dwarves to create plates.
  • Dwarves can now use plates to eat.
  • Dwarves now get a bad thought if they are forced to eat without a plate.
  • Allow dwarves to claim a plate and carry it with them to use to eat.

Plates and mugs now become dirty and must be washed. If using a (too) dirty mug or plate, dwarves get bad thoughts. Come to think of it, clothes become dirty and must be washed (and hung to dry) to prevent bad thoughts.

(...though, I'll have to admit, I'd sort of like to see these in the game)
Why stop there when they also need forks, spoons, and knives to eat with that can also get dirty with use.
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« Reply #6361 on: October 15, 2024, 04:08:36 am »

During parties, dwarfs must stand around holding their plates of food, their mugs of drink also balanced precariously on the edge. Implement bad thoughts for accidental jostling by others.

Implement carpets, and bad thoughts by the owners of the carpets if they need cleaning.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6362 on: October 15, 2024, 04:12:13 am »

Dust should gather in places and if it's not cleaned, it'll cause bad thoughts and sneezing. Also, there should be mold growing in wet places and old food. Moldy stuff should also cause bad thoughts and health problems in the long run.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6363 on: October 15, 2024, 10:34:16 am »

Introduce complex medical systems and remove the intellectual system of the medical dwarves , making it difficult to treat the sink dwarves if the players haven't got a clinical licence .
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6364 on: October 15, 2024, 08:56:13 pm »

When cleaning plates, mug, forks, so on, they have to sing and toss the items at each other.   :P
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6365 on: October 15, 2024, 11:14:23 pm »

Nuclear weapons.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6366 on: October 16, 2024, 12:52:02 am »

Since vermin have the ability to bite creatures, and are also technically an item, all items should be able to be 'live' and 'bite' creatures.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6367 on: October 16, 2024, 01:52:21 am »

Mugs should bite more often than other objects, can't wait for the fortresses to be filled with noseless dwarves because their mugs bit them off.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6368 on: October 16, 2024, 02:29:38 am »

Mugs should have personalities and needs. If their needs (such as being filled with beer) aren't fulfilled they get bad thoughts and stress, eventually leading to tantruming mugs assaulting random bypassers.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6369 on: October 16, 2024, 01:41:52 pm »

What about their need for noses?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6370 on: October 20, 2024, 02:04:59 pm »

Noses should have noses.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6371 on: October 20, 2024, 09:29:46 pm »

Everything should have noses.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6372 on: October 21, 2024, 12:59:00 am »

Replace every body part with noses

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« Reply #6373 on: October 21, 2024, 05:41:48 am »

Except noses, which are replaced with... something else entirely.
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« Reply #6374 on: October 21, 2024, 06:08:29 am »

Except noses, which are replaced with... something else entirely.

Geldables.
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