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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 520553 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6255 on: September 10, 2024, 01:14:12 am »
Make the explosive diarrhea so explosive that dwarves explode before they even have a chance to shit it out.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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« Reply #6256 on: September 10, 2024, 01:55:24 am »
Anything that the literally explosive diarrhea touches turns into more literally explosive diarrhea.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

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« Reply #6257 on: September 10, 2024, 02:53:43 am »
Everything in the game should explode into a dozen explosions including the resulting explosions.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6258 on: September 10, 2024, 03:16:50 am »
Hire Michael Bay to make a movie of exploding Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6259 on: September 10, 2024, 10:52:38 am »
Quote from: brewer bob on September 10, 2024, 03:16:50 am
Hire Michael Bay to make a movie of exploding Dwarf Fortress.

TBH I'd actually better trust Michael Bay to direct a movie that adheres to the spirit of Dwarf Fortress than Uwe Boll (as has previously been suggested in this thread). :P
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6260 on: September 10, 2024, 11:45:37 am »
Quote from: PlumpHelmetMan on September 10, 2024, 10:52:38 am
Quote from: brewer bob on September 10, 2024, 03:16:50 am
Hire Michael Bay to make a movie of exploding Dwarf Fortress.

TBH I'd actually better trust Michael Bay to direct a movie that adheres to the spirit of Dwarf Fortress than Uwe Boll (as has previously been suggested in this thread). :P

How about both? Uwe Boll should do a low-budget b-movie and Michael Bay a Premium fancy effects movie? :P
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« Reply #6261 on: September 10, 2024, 11:55:51 am »
Charles Kaznyk, from Super 8...

..."Production Values!"
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King Zultan

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« Reply #6262 on: September 11, 2024, 01:25:09 am »
Have all the female dwarves in the movie played by Kardashians.
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6263 on: September 12, 2024, 08:28:08 am »
Give dwarves the ability to post on the Bay12 Forums.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6264 on: September 12, 2024, 07:55:50 pm »
Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on September 12, 2024, 08:28:08 am
Give dwarves the ability to post on the Bay12 Forums.

Preposterous, there are no dwarves on this forum! What dim-witted elf told you that? Listen, lad, you obviously need to clear your head. Go do...whatever it is humans do to unwind. Engrave a wall or admire a masterwork cabinet for a few hours, I assume. Maybe grab a drink or three.
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6265 on: September 13, 2024, 12:47:44 am »
Everyone who posts something that isn't something that dwarves might say in Dwarf Fortress gets immediately banned.
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« Reply #6266 on: September 13, 2024, 01:09:31 am »
Quote from: brewer bob on September 13, 2024, 12:47:44 am
Everyone who posts something that isn't something that dwarves might say in Dwarf Fortress gets immediately banned.

It was inevitable.
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Quote from: methylatedspirit on April 14, 2019, 07:10:08 am
If you're so sure that you're gonna end up killing all of dwarven civilization, why not make a statue depicting 2147483647 dead dwarves, all of which are burning? Name it something good, like Deaddead the Dead Dead Dead-Dead of Dying. Just put it in the main hall or something, as a grim reminder that they're all gonna die.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6267 on: September 13, 2024, 01:55:41 am »
Quote from: Urist Mchateselves on September 13, 2024, 01:09:31 am
Quote from: brewer bob on September 13, 2024, 12:47:44 am
Everyone who posts something that isn't something that dwarves might say in Dwarf Fortress gets immediately banned.

It was inevitable.

Can you tell me where I can find myself?
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6268 on: September 13, 2024, 02:14:01 am »
In a time before time I attacked me.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6269 on: September 13, 2024, 02:15:26 am »
Ha ha ha...  You're funny!
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