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[A_Curious_Cat]

Clothing made from animal products should be able to be reanimated and attack it’s wearer.

[brewer bob]

Clothing made from animal products should be able to be reanimated and attack it’s wearer.

They should be able to be raised as intelligent undead whether or not the creature was sentient.

[Salmeuk]

its time for the dwarf fortress reality tv show, hosted by mr beast

[King Zultan]

If we're going to get a Dwarf Fortress based TV show it needs to be a Netflix original that's written and directed by people that have no idea what the game is about or like.

[SixOfSpades]

Even betterworse: A movie adaptation, directed by Uwe Boll.

[brewer bob]

directed by Uwe Boll.

This is not a terrible suggestion, but one of pure awesomeness

[King Zultan]

directed by Uwe Boll.

This is not a terrible suggestion, but one of pure awesomeness

And Uwe will fight you if you disagree.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Dragons should always be older than our calendar.

In order to accomplish this, the age of each and every dragon should be calculated by assuming that the dragon was born on December 31st of the year prior to the current real world calendar year, and then subtracting that date from he current in-game date.

[Urist Mchateselves]

Mining should take many, many in game months/years. And if it’s interrupted in any way (as in the miner falls asleep or is even momentarily job canceled by a raven) the entire process needs to be started over.

[Salmeuk]

Mining should take many, many in game months/years. And if it’s interrupted in any way (as in the miner falls asleep or is even momentarily job canceled by a raven) the entire process needs to be started over.

any time a dwarf mines you have to click the tile twenty times just like minecraft

follow up, dwarf fortress is now an idle game:

<click the fluffy wambler 100 times to earn a tame unicorn>

[A_Curious_Cat]

Vampires should swear like sailors.

[brewer bob]

Vampires should be super weak, unintelligent, blind and unable to speak (except for swearing) so that they are actually cursed.

[King Zultan]

There is a rare type of Vampire that has the ability to talk called Nosferatu, but they don't use this ability because they come from a silent movie.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

There is a rare type of Vampire that has the ability to talk called Nosferatu, but they don't use this ability because they come from a silent movie.

If artificial light sources are ever implemented, Nosferatus must also develop a habit of turning them on and off at random.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Add “rotation arrows” to the game.  These should always be rotating around the player and npcs, and should themselves be spinning.