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[dikbutdagrate]

Kill cross platform support.

[DPh Kraken]

Dwarves will be released to your computer, you boot it up and you wonder where Wine went...

[Urist Mchateselves]

Ban people who poke fun at the setbacks of the premium version in this thread.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Dwarves will be released to your computer, you boot it up and you wonder where Wine went...

…and, if you have a Windows machine, they’ll bet their last strand of candy!

[brewer bob]

Stop developing DF and use the money gained from Premium to start a sock manufacturing company.

[King Zultan]

Why do that when he could us that money to build sock fort.

[Urist Mchateselves]

Lizard men should try to sell you wagon insurance

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Why do that when he could us that money to build sock fort.

Because sock forts are fun and therefore the idea isn't terrible enough for this thread.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Also, a certain dwarf with multiple personalities that all hate themselves, wrote a post where they brought up an important matter.  The complete absence of elderly clowns.  The clowns that come out of the clown car may be thousands of years old, but they appear just as young as when the world was new.  Clearly this is ageist and needs to be remedied post haste!

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Also, a certain dwarf with multiple personalities that all hate themselves, wrote a post where they brought up an important matter.  The complete absence of elderly clowns.  The clowns that come out of the clown car may be thousands of years old, but they appear just as young as when the world was new.  Clearly this is ageist and needs to be remedied post haste!

Hey...come to think of it, the same is true of elves, goblins, and megabeasts. What was Toady thinking?

[Urist Mchateselves]

Also, a certain dwarf with multiple personalities that all hate themselves, wrote a post where they brought up an important matter.  The complete absence of elderly clowns.  The clowns that come out of the clown car may be thousands of years old, but they appear just as young as when the world was new.  Clearly this is ageist and needs to be remedied post haste!

Hey...come to think of it, the same is true of elves, goblins, and megabeasts. What was Toady thinking?

Is this really a bad suggestion? I mean it would be cool if they slowly aged despite their immortality.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Also, a certain dwarf with multiple personalities that all hate themselves, wrote a post where they brought up an important matter.  The complete absence of elderly clowns.  The clowns that come out of the clown car may be thousands of years old, but they appear just as young as when the world was new.  Clearly this is ageist and needs to be remedied post haste!

Hey...come to think of it, the same is true of elves, goblins, and megabeasts. What was Toady thinking?

Is this really a bad suggestion? I mean it would be cool if they slowly aged despite their immortality.

I’d prefer a mixture of things chosen procedurally.





Edit:

Almost forgot:  Make dwarves shearable.

[brewer bob]

Almost forgot:  Make dwarves shearable.

Specifically from their nether regions.

[Eric Blank]

Dwarf lady beard cloth thongs

[Uthimienure]

Dwarf lady beard cloth thongs

... decorated with spikes of dwarf nether region hair.