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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6150 on: August 03, 2024, 10:23:26 am »

Elf's interaction with trees. Keeping cutting down trees will decrease the speed of regenerating of trees. If dwarves decide to clear all trees above ground for several years, there will be almost no more new trees. Elves can come and plant trees.
Otherwise, what are elves for?
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« Reply #6151 on: August 03, 2024, 02:12:47 pm »

Random game-character gets an extreme case of Fertile Feet blessing/curse.
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« Reply #6152 on: August 03, 2024, 06:10:58 pm »

Elf's interaction with trees. Keeping cutting down trees will decrease the speed of regenerating of trees. If dwarves decide to clear all trees above ground for several years, there will be almost no more new trees. Elves can come and plant trees.
Otherwise, what are elves for?

This is secretly a good suggestion; it happens IRL and therefore fits the simulation aspects of the world. You see, when you lose all your major vegetation, the useful high-organic soil gets washed away quickly by the rains and winds, which means youre left with clays that can't support large plants or large numbers of plants. It can take decades to recover naturally.

Random game-character gets an extreme case of Fertile Feet blessing/curse.

Therefore, Elves should show up with their magic druid feet and help solve your problem.
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« Reply #6153 on: August 04, 2024, 07:41:37 am »

The Elves’ “Magic Druid Feet” should constantly produce miasma wherever they go (regardless of whether they are underground or not).
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« Reply #6154 on: August 04, 2024, 08:11:19 am »

Worshipers of rainbow deities should organize "gatherings" once a year in a random forest. They last several weeks and after that the place is covered in spatterings of brown filth and other waste.

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« Reply #6155 on: August 04, 2024, 06:26:49 pm »

Worshipers of rainbow deities should organize "gatherings" once a year in a random forest. They last several weeks and after that the place is covered in spatterings of brown filth and other waste.

And nine months later they all have babies.
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« Reply #6156 on: August 04, 2024, 08:05:42 pm »

Worshipers of rainbow deities should organize "gatherings" once a year in a random forest. They last several weeks and after that the place is covered in spatterings of brown filth and other waste.

And nine months later they all have babies.

Who immediately begin filing lawsuits.
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« Reply #6157 on: August 07, 2024, 01:38:24 am »

Worshipers of rainbow deities also require hemp constantly, especially during the gatherings.
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« Reply #6158 on: August 09, 2024, 06:40:46 am »

Implement Urist McHateselves’ suggestion here, but add an additional parameter: PARTY.
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« Reply #6159 on: August 09, 2024, 07:11:06 am »

Implement Urist McHateselves’ suggestion here, but add an additional parameter: PARTY.

How about a MILK parameter?
« Last Edit: August 09, 2024, 07:21:38 am by Urist Mchateselves »
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If you're so sure that you're gonna end up killing all of dwarven civilization, why not make a statue depicting 2147483647 dead dwarves, all of which are burning? Name it something good, like Deaddead the Dead Dead Dead-Dead of Dying. Just put it in the main hall or something, as a grim reminder that they're all gonna die.

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« Reply #6160 on: August 09, 2024, 07:29:09 am »

Implement Urist McHateselves’ suggestion here, but add an additional parameter: PARTY.

How about a MILK parameter?
[BEHAVIOR_MILK:(behavior type)], I think you mean...
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« Reply #6161 on: August 09, 2024, 08:24:35 am »

No, I mean an animal with [BEHAVIOR_LARGER:MILK] will try to milk any creature which is larger than it.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2024, 08:26:59 am by Urist Mchateselves »
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If you're so sure that you're gonna end up killing all of dwarven civilization, why not make a statue depicting 2147483647 dead dwarves, all of which are burning? Name it something good, like Deaddead the Dead Dead Dead-Dead of Dying. Just put it in the main hall or something, as a grim reminder that they're all gonna die.

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« Reply #6162 on: August 09, 2024, 09:45:36 am »

[BEHAVIOR_MILK:MILK]

(Entirely compatible with the PARTY...)
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« Reply #6163 on: August 09, 2024, 10:17:13 am »

But what would that do? Define the behavior of animals towards milk? Or the behavior of milk itself.
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If you're so sure that you're gonna end up killing all of dwarven civilization, why not make a statue depicting 2147483647 dead dwarves, all of which are burning? Name it something good, like Deaddead the Dead Dead Dead-Dead of Dying. Just put it in the main hall or something, as a grim reminder that they're all gonna die.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6164 on: August 09, 2024, 10:19:52 am »

[BEHAVIOR_MILK:MILK]

(Entirely compatible with the PARTY...)

Organizing parties should be brought back for this.

Urist McMilker is Organizing a Milk Party at table!
Urist McDwarf cancels job: Attending Milk Party!
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