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[A_Curious_Cat]

Actually, you should only be able to date ogresses, and said dates should consist solely of an adult mini-game in which you milk the ogress.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Actually, you should only be able to date ogresses, and said dates should consist solely of an adult mini-game in which you milk the ogress.

And good luck trying to mod this mini-game. It's expressly forbidden.

Bonus terrible suggestion for the Terrible Suggestions thread. Every suggestion from hereon out must make fun of DerMeister in some way.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Choosing “Pathos” as the name of your adventurer during character creation should allow you to switch to and control any character in the world, and not just those in your adventuring party.

[King Zultan]

Choosing "DerMeister" as the name of your adventurer replaces all needs with the need to start arguments and milk ogress, with the need for milking being the highest, and scene that can't be done he will always be constantly unhappy and trying to start fights.

[callisto8413]

Boarding schools.   Send children away and they come back bitter adults who hate their parents and are well educated and use perfect grammar but having no real useful skills and fear hot muffins.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Intelligent wildlife should constantly pester your dwarves/adventurers with proclamations about the benefits of milking intelligent creatures (especially ogresses).

[Eric Blank]

...all the animal women running around demanding to be milked and how great for everybody it is...

That's just a furry convention for all the horny girls.

[brewer bob]

Once a year all animal people of the world should gather in a fortress/town/forest retreat/etc to hold a convention.

[King Zultan]

Dwarves and other non-furred sentient creatures should dress them selves as their favorite animal and attend these conventions trying to pretend to be the animal they're dressed as.

[Eric Blank]

Fuck, furries would actually be even bigger weirdos if there were other intelligent species around.

We've already terribly suggested how animal people should think furries are freaks in the past so...

The moon should literally be made of cheese, and werebeasts should transform under it's influence in order to gorge themselves on its cheesy goodness. They should seek (the werebeast while transformed, not the person themselves) any magic that allows them to reach the moon, like teleportation. Moon-fed werebeasts should lose the CRAZED token.

[brewer bob]

The origin story of the moon in myth generation should always be that somebody of some species milked all the ogresses and from that milk made a huge cheese which somehow became the moon.

[A_Curious_Cat]

All historical events should only involve historical figures named Pathos (including events involving multiple historical figures).

In a time before time, the elf Pathos milked all the ogresses.
In a time before time, the elf Pathos created “Moon”, a giant artifact wheel of cheese.
In a time before time, the goblin Pathos fired “Moon” from a catapult.
In a time before time, “Moon” impacted the highest z-level and became stuck.

[TheFartingFox]

Remove mining from the game.

[Eric Blank]

Make the game about growing the biggest multi-tile tree.

[brewer bob]

Make the game about growing the biggest multi-tile tree.

I've actually hoped that some day we can grow trees similar to the large home trees of elven forest retreats...