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[Crystalizedmire]

Add underground Gass pockets which causes explosions.

[King Zultan]

That's good idea, it doesn't belong here! But if we're going to make it terrible we'd need to replace all air with explosive gas so if there's even a little spark the entire game explodes.

[A_Curious_Cat]

That's good idea, it doesn't belong here! But if we're going to make it terrible we'd need to replace all air with explosive gas so if there's even a little spark the entire game explodes.

Why would underground Gass pockets be a good idea?  I could se underground gas pockets being a good addition, but Gass pockets?

[Starver]

That's good idea, it doesn't belong here! But if we're going to make it terrible we'd need to replace all air with explosive gas so if there's even a little spark the entire game explodes.

Why would underground Gass pockets be a good idea?  I could se underground gas pockets being a good addition, but Gass pockets?

Given the unisex[1] nature of clothing and the general lack of pockets in dresses/etc, we need Gass clutch-bags, or equivalent (also unisex[1], naturally).


[1] Really should be "omnisex", but apparently hairdressers thought they'd use this term instead, so it stuck.

[Uthimienure]

Every dwarf has a desperate need for Gass clutch-bags. Without them, the unhappiness is unmanageable.

[brewer bob]

Dwarves that don't have Gass clutch-bags become insanely envious of those that have them and go berserk if they see someone with one. This applies to newborn dwarves too and they immediately are crazed if their mother has one at the moment of birth.

[King Zultan]

Dwarves fighting over Gass clutch-bags must be careful as to not disturb the hidden pocket inside, that when disturbed will explode will kill anyone nearby and also activate the explosive pockets of other nearby Gass clutch-bags potentially causing a chain reaction that will destroy the entire fort.

[Uthimienure]

All dwarves without Gass clutch-bags develop strong needs to carry lit torches at all times.

[callisto8413]

Use the gass to develop flamethrowers to burn the elves and their tree cities!   Oh sorry, that came out wrong.  To subdue the tree huggers.  Yes, that sounds more peaceful.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Allowing the player to see and hear what is going on in the game while their adventurer is unconscious is giving them information that they should not have.  Therefore, the game should play a non-skippable full-screen ad during this time.

[Starver]

The game should continue, but disjointedly and surrealistically and following no logic ...because it's all just a dream!

The jolt back to 'waking play' will depend upon the context of the dream, which may depend upon the context of the prior day's adventuring.

(I mean, for me, it revolved around some strange belief that Thorium had the atomic number 35, several geographic locations weren't always as next to each other in any meaningful way and trying to work out where one of my socks had gone to. A dwarf might be obsessing over a particular mystical metal, be subject to a changing and virtually unnavigable tunnel system and vehemently trying to find an apparently missing sock.)

[dikbutdagrate]

Remove all of the raws, except for dwarves and plump helmets.

Replace all of premium's official graphics with chibi anime sprite artwork.
And revamp social interactions in game, in order to make Df more of a procedural dating-sim simulator.

[King Zultan]

Toady should dump Dwarf Fortress in favor of working on an anime game about whatever it is that people that like anime stuff like.

[Eric Blank]

Dating sims.

Toady should hurry up and program the dating sim part of adventure mode. Give us the features we really want.


Which, coincidentally, is a goal I've been long hoping the game could reach. You can't have a centuries long dynasty if your character can't get married, duh.

[brewer bob]

Dating sims.

Toady should hurry up and program the dating sim part of adventure mode. Give us the features we really want.


Which, coincidentally, is a goal I've been long hoping the game could reach. You can't have a centuries long dynasty if your character can't get married, duh.

You should only be able to date ogres in the game.