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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 520706 times)

TurboDwarf

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6030 on: June 10, 2024, 04:24:09 am »

Add strip clubs into the game lol.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6031 on: June 10, 2024, 11:25:09 am »

Add strip clubs into the game lol.

At least it would provide an explanation for performance troupes never wearing clothes.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6032 on: June 10, 2024, 12:48:39 pm »

Everyone should be naked in the game.

(Except performers. They should wear black pants with suspenders, a black and white striped shirt, white gloves and a black beret.)

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« Reply #6033 on: June 10, 2024, 04:40:10 pm »

Everyone should be naked in the game.

(Except performers. They should wear black pants with suspenders, a black and white striped shirt, white gloves and a black beret.)
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6034 on: June 11, 2024, 01:39:53 am »

(Except performers. They should wear black pants with suspenders, a black and white striped shirt, white gloves and a black beret.)
Hey there's an idea, that'll fix the issues with the conversations system, make everyone a mime!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6035 on: June 11, 2024, 06:01:30 am »

(Except performers. They should wear black pants with suspenders, a black and white striped shirt, white gloves and a black beret.)
Hey there's an idea, that'll fix the issues with the conversations system, make everyone a mime!

But, wouldn’t that increase memory usage as they’d all need their own mime type?
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TurboDwarf

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6036 on: June 12, 2024, 02:20:05 am »

All sapient creature personalities are now depicted as a computer file types. Beware the goblin PDFs.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6037 on: June 12, 2024, 04:41:30 pm »

Elves are jpegs files. They get more and more corrupt as they go.

Replace elven, and only elven, sprite sheets with jpeg files.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6038 on: June 12, 2024, 05:21:25 pm »

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6039 on: June 13, 2024, 06:23:33 pm »

The “Giant” prefix in animal names is replaced by an “of unusual size” suffix.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6040 on: June 13, 2024, 06:54:49 pm »

A second set of creatures is added, which are smaller than the originals instead of larger. these are also referred to as "of unusual size" and use the same sprites.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6041 on: June 13, 2024, 07:08:40 pm »

The normal versions of creatures have "of usual size" appended onto their names.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6042 on: June 13, 2024, 07:56:03 pm »

Every action has a random chance of the creature tripping.
Every tripping has chance of the creature getting hurt or having !!FUN!! depending on the foor

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6043 on: June 14, 2024, 01:04:46 am »

Tripping dwarves try to peel themselves like oranges.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6044 on: June 14, 2024, 02:50:48 am »

If a dwarf manages to peel themselves the peel will be left behind and it can cause a dwarf to trip and peel itself, eventually leading to massive areas of the fort being impassible without a dwarf tripping, no cleaning or hauling job will remove these peels. and in order to keep this key game play feature intact the game will immediately crash if you attempt to clear the peels with DFhack.
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