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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 537165 times)

TurboDwarf

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5985 on: May 26, 2024, 02:29:17 am »
nearly every path in the dating sim should lead to a bad end with the player dying in an absurd and over the top contrived way. got to stick to the motto!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5986 on: May 26, 2024, 03:32:59 am »
Strange moods are required to produce items adorned with images of dogs that everyone wants to see...
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King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5987 on: May 28, 2024, 01:48:57 am »
Quote from: Starver on May 26, 2024, 03:32:59 am
Strange moods are required to produce items adorned with images of dogs dongs that everyone wants to see...
FTFY.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5988 on: May 28, 2024, 01:57:49 am »
Dwarves should receive happy thoughts (such as 'amused') from being in a room that is dong shaped.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5989 on: May 28, 2024, 02:33:38 am »
While most dwarves spend their time making dongs, some dwarves should instead make bongs.  These dwarves should generally be more laid back.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5990 on: May 28, 2024, 03:10:00 am »
Some bong-liking dwarves grow secretly hemp plants in their cabinets.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5991 on: May 28, 2024, 05:03:24 am »
Dwarves should be required to eat one rock a day, as recommended by geologists.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5992 on: May 28, 2024, 07:57:27 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on May 28, 2024, 01:57:49 am
Dwarves should receive happy thoughts (such as 'amused') from being in a room that is dong shaped.
Also for encountering a stack of items that is 69 units deep.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5993 on: May 28, 2024, 08:02:21 am »
Quote from: Egan_BW on May 28, 2024, 07:57:27 am
Quote from: Eric Blank on May 28, 2024, 01:57:49 am
Dwarves should receive happy thoughts (such as 'amused') from being in a room that is dong shaped.
Also for encountering a stack of items that is 69 units deep.

When that happens they should also say, "Nice"
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Uthimienure

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5994 on: May 28, 2024, 01:18:23 pm »
Then there will have to be a unique word they say when each of the other 101 positions is achieved  8)
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5995 on: May 28, 2024, 04:55:06 pm »
Based.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5996 on: May 28, 2024, 06:08:10 pm »
The dwarves that become nobility should be decided by how
Quote from: Eric Blank on May 28, 2024, 04:55:06 pm
Based.
they are.
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King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5997 on: May 29, 2024, 01:34:29 am »
Fortresses can only run as long as they have memes if they somehow run out all the dwarves go insane and die and kill each other.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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TurboDwarf

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5998 on: May 29, 2024, 02:51:54 am »
The only way to sustain the meme economy is to turn other dwarves into memes.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5999 on: May 29, 2024, 11:25:53 am »
Fell moods always end in artifact dwarf NFT's
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.
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