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[RandomEngraver]

Advanced worldgen should allow toggling "Urist Mode". It sets all figures (dwarves, clowns, humans, named monsters, etc) to be named Urist McUrist. Side effects of Urist Mode may include: insanity, insanity, inability to recognize faces, or developing fascinations with people named Urist. Also, all nobles should be Clown Ringleaders with a tendency to crack down on disobeying dwarves.

[King Zultan]

Advanced worldgen should allow toggling "Urist Mode". It sets all figures (dwarves, clowns, humans, named monsters, etc) to be named Urist McUrist. Side effects of Urist Mode may include: insanity, insanity, inability to recognize faces, or developing fascinations with people named Urist. Also, all nobles should be Clown Ringleaders with a tendency to crack down on disobeying dwarves.

And all Urists in Urist mode are hostile hermits and attack anyone that comes close to them.

[brewer bob]

Advanced worldgen should allow toggling "Urist Mode". It sets all figures (dwarves, clowns, humans, named monsters, etc) to be named Urist McUrist. Side effects of Urist Mode may include: insanity, insanity, inability to recognize faces, or developing fascinations with people named Urist. Also, all nobles should be Clown Ringleaders with a tendency to crack down on disobeying dwarves.

And all Urists in Urist mode are hostile hermits and attack anyone that comes close to them.

Naturally they do this with socks, which have been once again made a deadly weapon.

[Eric Blank]

dwarves should be able to make socks out of slade

[A_Curious_Cat]

Dwarves should be able to make socks out of elves.

[brewer bob]

Dwarven foot hair should naturally grow to be a sock, which can be sheared to produce a sock ready for wearing.

[Egan_BW]

Thrown socks explode on impact, creating enough heat to melt nearby stone into a pool of magma.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Magma pools spawn sock, which are thrown outward violently from the magma pool.

[Eric Blank]

wearing magma socks causes dwarves feet to melt off, solving the need for footwear

[King Zultan]

Puddles of melted dwarf can be turned into dozens of socks, sometimes dwarves will push other dwarves into magma so they can harvest the melted dwarf for sock production.

[SixOfSpades]

Puddles of melted dwarf can be ladled into cast-off beard cocoons (or socks, in a pinch), causing the dwarf goop to cool and metamorphose into new, adult dwarves.

[muldrake]

Dwarves should be able to make socks out of elves.

Dwarves should be able to make elves out of socks.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Dwarves should be able to make socks out of elves.

Dwarves should be able to make elves out of socks.

Ok, but...why would dwarves (or anyone) do this?

[Mr Crabman]

Dwarves should be able to make socks out of elves.

Dwarves should be able to make elves out of socks.

Ok, but...why would dwarves (or anyone) do this?

Because newly created sock-elves will grow with age, and can be harvested later for more socks than you started with.

[Uthimienure]

Dwarves should be able to make socks out of elves.

Dwarves should be able to make elves out of socks.

Ok, but...why would dwarves (or anyone) do this?

Because newly created sock-elves will grow with age, and can be harvested later for more socks than you started with.

These socks can then be traded to elves because the socks are grown socks.