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[Nordlicht]

Why not white and a light yellow?

[King Zultan]

No man we need to use Neon Yellow and Safety Orange.

[Uthimienure]

Why even have two colors?  Make it all the same shade of chartreuse.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Intelligent dragons in the game should constantly call for the return of giant desert scorpions.

[brewer bob]

... And some intelligent dragons should constantly try to milk sentient creatures.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Give all civilized creatures the [ALCOHOL_DEPENDENT] tag.

[☼Obsidian Short Sword☼]

Give all civilized creatures the [ALCOHOL_DEPENDENT] tag.

Give Beer the [ALCOHOL_DEPENDENT] tag..

[A_Curious_Cat]

Give [ALCOHOL_DEPENDENT] the [ALCOHOL_DEPENDENT] tag…

[King Zultan]

Everything that has anything to do with the game should have the [ALCOHOL_DEPENDENT] tag including the player's computer.


Also the game should come with a meter that measures the players blood alcohol level, if the player doesn't have high blood alcohol levels then they aren't allows to play the game.

[brewer bob]

DF should be sponsored by some of the largest beverage manufacturers.

[Nordlicht]

Ad breaks every 5 minutes!

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Some dwarves will periodically put what they're doing on hold to attend AA meetings.

[Salsa Gal]

DF should be sponsored by some of the largest beverage manufacturers.

NPCs should definitely do ad reads in the middle of dialogue.

You: How have things been?
Urist McSponsored: A bandit gang has been harassing people on the street and robbing us of our delicious, cool, refreshing bottles of Coke! Use the code DORFY to get 20% off your next order!

[Starver]

A section of the caverns is revealed to be nothing but an ad for some German brand of soup. Made of slade and semi-molten rock.

[IndigoFenix]

Toady should create his own brand of DF-themed food and/or drink.