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[Uthimienure]

Tarn should just stop coding immediately because 0.47.05 is good enough.

[TheBeardyMan]

Dwarves knitting with insufficient skill should have a chance of accidentally using their own beards instead of wool.

"His very long beard has been knitted into the form of a sock."

[A_Curious_Cat]

I don’t understand why Toady One thinks that making ships is so difficult.  All he has to do is copy the raws for horses and give them the [AMPHIBIOUS] tag.

[brewer bob]

This, of course, means that there'll be 'ship's milk' and 'ship cheese'.

Also, you can pet ships.

[SixOfSpades]

The Stray Galleon (Tame) has given birth to dinghies.

[King Zultan]

This, of course, means that there'll be 'ship's milk' and 'ship cheese'.

I wonder if that would make DerMeister happy, I mean nothing else did.

[rico6822]

Instead of using ships or boats dwarfs would simply demand for cryomancers to exist so they can forcefully freeze water for merchants, diplomats or armies to cross and other stuff. Makes development much easier. Just like some dwarfs become necros to be immortal some would be given orders to ask god of some sort for water crossing. What Im' trying to say here is that ships would have no use as everyone would just have some cryomancers.

In the first place real life humans use ships because magical cryomancy doesn't exist.

It's also going to be overpowered, since freezing water automatically instakills even goblin circus owners.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Implement boatomancers who can summon boats out of the void. The trouble is...they will spam boats until your fort is absolutely flooded with them and there's no room for anything else.

[Starver]

Mancomancers. With both phobophobia and philophilia.

[rico6822]

Boats are supposted to be spacious for amy tiles, making movement stuff super hard for a game Dwarf Fortress is. Let's just copy and paste Minecraft boats for safety reasons.

[Eric Blank]

But minecraft boats don't serve multiple tiles either.

What we need is Starmade ship cores, and then you can stack as many wood beams on them as you want!

[King Zultan]

Who needs boats when dwarves could hollow out the bodies of their enemy's and float around in those!

[rico6822]

Since elves consider products made out of already deceased trees fine they should consider wearing armor made of coal.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Since elves consider products made out of already deceased trees fine they should consider wearing armor made of coal.

I actually like this idea.

[rico6822]

Humans are now [BROCCOLI_DEPENDENT].