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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 542309 times)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4740 on: August 24, 2022, 09:45:09 pm »

The text is also in Simlish and the player will need to make use of obscure context cues to figure out what dwarves and adventurers are saying (as for the context cues in question, those will be implemented...eventually).
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« Reply #4741 on: August 25, 2022, 02:49:09 am »

In order to make the game easier to play the simlish text in game is also written in code and requires a special cypher you have to order from Toady, and in order to make sure people can't share them every install of the game has a special unique code that you have to give to Toady in order to get the unique cypher made just for your version.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4742 on: August 25, 2022, 09:48:05 am »

When decoded, it reads: “Play more Dwarf Fortress.”
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4743 on: August 29, 2022, 08:27:24 am »

Dwarves should have the ability to massage statistics to say anything they want.

This involves giving the bookkeeper a back rub.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4744 on: August 30, 2022, 03:51:10 pm »

We the community should never change the DF wiki namespace. Just keep it on DF2014 forever, even after DF 1.0 releases.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4745 on: August 30, 2022, 04:27:36 pm »

Just give each small update a random 128 bit ID as wiki namespace.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4746 on: September 01, 2022, 02:11:02 am »

Give each namespace a name that is totally incongruous to the release family it's for.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4747 on: September 01, 2022, 03:41:53 am »

Every namespace should have its name randomly generated every time you look at the page.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4748 on: September 01, 2022, 04:42:27 pm »

Particularly edgy necromancers should be able to make animated furniture out of the flesh and bone of the dead.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4749 on: September 01, 2022, 04:52:22 pm »

Particularly edgy necromancers should be able to make animated furniture out of the flesh and bone of the dead.

This actually seems like a good suggestion post-mythgen, for worlds on the grimmer and grittier end of the tone sliders.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4750 on: September 01, 2022, 06:56:02 pm »

Dwarves should be able to hold political views. They should group themselves in two; Up and Down.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4751 on: September 01, 2022, 09:48:23 pm »

Dwarves should be able to hold political views. They should group themselves in two; Up and Down.

You forgot Top, Bottom, Strange, and Charm.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4752 on: September 02, 2022, 03:21:27 pm »

Live stuff should be done at a convenient time for Europeans.
And they should make sure I have time to watch it.
 
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4753 on: September 03, 2022, 01:42:31 am »

Live stuff should be done over and over again for several weeks so everyone in every timezone can see it live, and so everyone that didn't catch it the first few times gets to also see it live.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4754 on: September 03, 2022, 04:46:29 am »

Tarn should make DF open source.

By which I mean he should upload his entire hard-drive to github, along with scans of all of his paper notes, and every book he ever read that inspired DF.
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