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[BlueManedHawk]

I have a feeling that y'all are referencing something i don't know.

[brewer bob]

A milkable con will summon the legendary creature know as DerMeister who will complain about the lack of milkable humanoids of various kinds.

Said creature will also try to geld females, and when realizing it's not possible, more complaining commences.

[King Zultan]

I have a feeling that y'all are referencing something i don't know.

We're referencing a guy named DerMeister that didn't like mods, really needed to be able to milk ogres, and just really liked to complain about everything. Also he eventually got banned for this.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

It's less that he hated mods on principle and more just that he had really exacting and arbitrary standards for mods and would go out of his way to criticize mods that didn't live up to them. Basically attempting to police what other people did with DF based on his own subjective preferences.

Anyway, no need to resurrect a dead horse just so we can beat it all over again. Best end the discussion here.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Necromancers frequently resurrect dead horses for people to do unmentionable things with.

[brewer bob]

Some necromancers have a habit of delving deep into the stockpiles of dwarven fortresses and waving their hand at old, long-forgotten threads, which then shudder and begin to move. All types of thread (plant, silk, yarn, metal, etc.) can be animated by them.

[Eric Blank]

Some secrets can animate clothing and armor, strangling or controlling the wearer

Oh wait that would be awesome

...but that is basically the plot of kill la kill...

[King Zultan]

There should be a secret that gives people the power over sand art, and the quality of their sand art is determined by a sand art skill.

[brewer bob]

There should be a secret that gives people the power over sand art, and the quality of their sand art is determined by a sand art skill.

At the same time wind should be implemented properly into the game, with wind gusts blowing small objects, sand and fallen tree leaves everywhere. Wind could also enter the mines/fortress through unsealed doors and such. However, due to an oversight, even the smallest of gusts will blow sand around and destroy sand art, which will cause lots of bad thoughts when the masterwork sand art of dwarves gets defaced by it.

Also, walking over sand art destroys it.

...And also, also, cats will use the sand art as a litter box.

[Uthimienure]

All dwarves standing in water should be taxed.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Give each dwarf a procedurally-generated silly walk.

[☼Obsidian Short Sword☼]

Dwarves can brew Alcohol from wood, And die from methanol poisoning after drinking it.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Remove cats from DF.

[King Zultan]

Remove dwarves from Dwarf Fortress.

[BlueManedHawk]

Remove all code from Dwarf Fortress.  No code, no bugs, no problems!