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[muldrake]

Demons should immediately turn any dwarves witnessing them into demons who also have the ability to turn any sapients witnessing them into demons too.  Also demons should immediately spawn on every embark.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Elves should immediately turn any dwarves witnessing them into elves who also have the ability to turn any sapients witnessing them into elves too.  Also elves should immediately spawn on every embark.

FTFY

[brewer bob]

Elves should immediately turn any dwarves witnessing them into elves who also have the ability to turn any sapients witnessing them into elves too.  Also elves should immediately spawn on every embark.

FTFY

When all the dwarves of the world have changed into elves, the game will change its name into:

Slaves to a Regional Force - Spirit of Nature and Rivers
Chapter III: Elf Fortress

Histories of Cannibalism and Tree-felling Quotas

[King Zultan]

Elves should immediately turn any dwarves witnessing them into elves who also have the ability to turn any sapients witnessing them into elves too.  Also elves should immediately spawn on every embark.

FTFY

When all the dwarves of the world have changed into elves, the game will change its name into:

Slaves to a Regional Force - Spirit of Nature and Rivers
Chapter III: Elf Fortress

Histories of Cannibalism and Tree-felling Quotas

Right after this happens the game crashes itself in order to protect you from having to play elf fort.

[A_Curious_Cat]

How does it keep you from playing Kobold Cave?

[Magmacube_tr]

sex update

[Egan_BW]

Elves should immediately turn any dwarves witnessing them into elves who also have the ability to turn any sapients witnessing them into elves too.  Also elves should immediately spawn on every embark.

FTFY

Why do you guys keep suggesting stuff that would actually make the game better?

[A_Curious_Cat]

Elves should immediately turn any dwarves witnessing them into elves who also have the ability to turn any sapients witnessing them into elves too.  Also elves should immediately spawn on every embark.

FTFY

Why do you guys keep suggesting stuff that would actually make the game better?

*looks at ears*


…Elf!!,!!!,,!!!

[Mr Crabman]

I think those are cat ears.

But on that note... Tarn should add catgirls.

[Egan_BW]

Also more robust modding tools specifically to let me add even more types of catgirls.

[muldrake]

I think those are cat ears.

But on that note... Tarn should add catgirls.

Dwarves who create artifacts depicting catgirls immediately move to the deepest basement they can find and become reclusive, moving in with the artifact and some food called "tendies" and a disturbing number of oddly soiled socks.

[King Zultan]

I think those are cat ears.

But on that note... Tarn should add catgirls.

Dwarves who create artifacts depicting catgirls immediately move to the deepest basement they can find and become reclusive, moving in with the artifact and some food called "tendies" and a disturbing number of oddly soiled socks.

If they can't find a basement they will move in with their mothers, other than that they live the same way.

How does it keep you from playing Kobold Cave?

It doesn't as kobolds are good.

[Egan_BW]

But dwarves already all live in basements. That's practically the whole point of dwarves.

[Mobbstar]

Dwarves construct a vast forum for discussion and offering services.  They call it reddig.

[muldrake]

Dwarves construct a vast forum for discussion and offering services.  They call it reddig.

Duggit.