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[King Zultan]

The CPU fan is a portal to the DF world and you can get into it through there, all you gotta do is grind yourself up and pour yourself into the CPU fan.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

The CPU fan is a portal to the DF world and you can get into it through there, all you gotta do is grind yourself up and pour yourself into the CPU fan.

This suggestion sounds like the start of a cult.

[Eric Blank]

All true DF players wish for cremation, and for their ashes to be spread on their cpu fan, both to enter the infinite realms of DF and so their bodies don't get zombified.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Everything in the game can also get out into the real world through the CPU fan. Good incentive to start treating your dwarves a bit better...

[King Zultan]

Just imagine all the forgotten beast dust you could breath in when it comes out the CPU fan!

[A_Curious_Cat]

Worship Armok, and you’ll get an adamantine CPU fan.

Worship a farce, and you’ll get a grown wood one!

[IndigoFenix]

Dwarves can worship Armok.

Those who do are treated as hostile by all other creatures, who will prioritize them in combat and never flee, effectively the opposite of the CRAZED tag.  They will be continually swarmed by enemies and will inevitably either live a very brief life or become the most powerful warrior to ever live.

[Mr Crabman]

Add a Steam achievement for not getting any achievements. You start with it, and it will be revoked if you ever gain any other achievements.

Completionists like a challenge, right?

[brewer bob]

Make it impossible to disable Steam achievements for those who dislike them... No, wait. That's already implemented.

[Uthimienure]

DF terminates your fortress after 7 to 77 in-game years (random) if you don't win before then.

[Bumber]

Add a Steam achievement for not getting any achievements. You start with it, and it will be revoked if you ever gain any other achievements.

Completionists like a challenge, right?

Having the achievement revokes it.

[chaotic skies]

Add a Steam achievement for not getting any achievements. You start with it, and it will be revoked if you ever gain any other achievements.

Completionists like a challenge, right?

Having the achievement revokes it.

Which gives you the achievement, which revokes the achievement, which gives you the achievement, which revokes the achievement, which gives you the achievement, which revokes the achievement, which gives you the achievement, which...

[Egan_BW]

Implement every possible terrible suggestion twice, the second time perfectly negating the first. With no terrible suggestions, it will be the perfect game.

[muldrake]

Add a Steam achievement for not getting any achievements. You start with it, and it will be revoked if you ever gain any other achievements.

Completionists like a challenge, right?

Also have a separate "Completionist" challenge for having all the other challenges.

[Eric Blank]

We need an achievement for winning this unwinnable game

It will be retroactively awarded to ThatAussieDwarf and noone else.