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[A_Curious_Cat]

Procedural Yakety Saxophone music...

Nah...that should be saved for adventure mode combat.

What about fortress mode combat?

[King Zultan]

Every dwarf needs its own procedural theme song, and these songs play whenever a dwarf comes onto the screen, these songs do not cancel each other out.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

The definition of "song" is incredibly loose, and a dwarf's procedural theme song can be anything from randomly jamming piano keys to tone-deaf yodelling to shrieks and guttural choking noises.

[Mobbstar]

Every dwarf has at least one procedually generated OC.

[rico6822]

Toad man can enter martial trances.

[King Zultan]

Every dwarf has at least one procedually generated OC.

All most all of these are some from of hedgehog man.

[rico6822]

Dwarven sholars can ponder on the topic of video games, considering how many devices discussed by them cannot be created anyway.

[Naturegirl1999]

Coin [tile]

When a unit of currency is placed on the tile type in brackets or things made of that material, it will change into a random tile not of the thing it was placed on, example, if a Dwarven Sedona coin [wood] is placed on a wooden surface, it will change into a random non wood tile or material

[rico6822]

Humans should be the worst race to play because we like to downplay ourselves in fantasy settings way too often.

In contrast with humans elves are (once fucking again) superior. You also get an unnecessary amount of their variations.

Give [MUNDANE] tag to everyone because for in-game characters things shown in the game are their reality and that's mundane to them.

Profanity filter in single player game.

[King Zultan]

Humans should be the worst race to play because we like to downplay ourselves in fantasy settings way too often.

To emphasize this humans should just keel over die the moment any thing like a dragon or other large fantasy creature comes into their line of sight.

In contrast with humans elves are (once fucking again) superior. You also get an unnecessary amount of their variations.

There should at least be 1000 different versions of elves and they should always all spawn in every world you play as their own unique civilization.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Add dwarf, goblin, kobold, and human elves as four of the variants. They're elves who are (physically) indistinguishable from the species they're named after, and elf civs tend to use them to infiltrate the societies of said species.

[Magmacube_tr]

Toad man can enter martial trances.

They warp the very reality of the game when they do so.They make it so that their enemies never existed to begin with.

[Mobbstar]

Elves are a variation of toad men.

[King Zultan]

All gods should always be ether toads or toad men.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Except for elven nature spirits, which are always frogs (and that's why dwarves consider them heathens).