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[King Zultan]

Lets just get rid of the version numbering all together and replace it with randomly chosen words that have nothing to do with the game or the update.

[SixOfSpades]

Lets just get rid of the version numbering all together and replace it with randomly chosen words that have nothing to do with the game or the update.

Randomly? Hell naw. Version numbers should be procedurally generated.

[Mobbstar]

My smartphone operates on Dwarf Fortress version Sunberry Marshmallow.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

In the vein of the above...make all of procedurally-generated version numbers sound like Friendship is Magic OC rejects

[Mr Crabman]

All historical figures that have ever existed in any world you've ever generated should be listed as actors in the game's credits.

[Magmacube_tr]

When any food.is eaten, 30 or so crumbs should appear. These tiny, individual objects serve no use, calculated as physics objects, and can only be picked up one by one.

[muldrake]

All historical figures that have ever existed in any world you've ever generated should be listed as actors in the game's credits.

All historical figures that have ever existed in any world anyone has ever generated should be listed as actors in the game's credits, which should be an unskippable cutscene before every loading of a saved game or generation of a new game.

[Mr Crabman]

The song that will play during the credits will be "Too Many Cooks".

[King Zultan]

All historical figures that have ever existed in any world you've ever generated should be listed as actors in the game's credits.

All historical figures that have ever existed in any world anyone has ever generated should be listed as actors in the game's credits, which should be an unskippable cutscene before every loading of a saved game or generation of a new game.

It should also play whenever you return to the main menu.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Just play it every time you interact with the menu or UI in any way.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Every time that something happens that requires the player’s attention to avoid losing the fort, the game should lock the UI and play a five minute ad while the game continues to run in the background.

[Bumber]

Worldgen dwarves can build and activate FTW devices, filling the world with !!magma!!. This is guaranteed to happen before 100 years of history.

[King Zultan]

The apocalypse has a chance of happening every six seconds.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

The apocalypse has a chance of happening every six seconds.

In DF, or in real life?

[King Zultan]

The apocalypse has a chance of happening every six seconds.

In DF, or in real life?

Why not both?