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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 527126 times)

Mr Crabman

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4260 on: February 24, 2022, 01:49:18 pm »

To obtain blood more easily, Tarn should become a serial killer.

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« Reply #4261 on: February 25, 2022, 02:43:56 pm »

One that targets vampires specifically? So basically have Tarn become a Slayer...
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4262 on: February 25, 2022, 03:21:43 pm »

Record and publish his adventures under the title "Vampire Hunter Toa D" and all the plot hooks are him using demigod attributes to survive obvious ambushes and traps.

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« Reply #4263 on: February 25, 2022, 03:31:00 pm »

Tarn should create villanious plots, organisations and whatever absolutely everywhere to lag the world, so the goverment can't take action against his genocidal rampage due to FPS death.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4264 on: February 26, 2022, 03:22:25 am »

Clearly the only way to get everyone to live long enough to see 1.0 is to cause and ice age and freeze everyone, and only when the game is at the 1.0 it is time thaw everyone out.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4265 on: February 26, 2022, 05:47:49 am »

Decide whether to release sooner or delay for adventure mode/ASCII by rolling some dice. Don't take any other factors (like finances, or community desires) into consideration.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4266 on: February 26, 2022, 06:50:07 am »

Do not, under any circumstances, roll dice for Adventure and Classic separately.  The second roll will curse you, for one week, to know life as a toad!

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« Reply #4267 on: February 26, 2022, 07:11:33 am »

Do not, under any circumstances, roll dice for Adventure and Classic separately.  The second roll will curse you, for one week, to know life as a toad!

I wonder why his username is "Toady One"...

But it would probably be wise to not ask him any direct questions about it if you don't want to end up being "Toady Two".

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4268 on: February 26, 2022, 01:23:27 pm »

I wonder why his username is "Toady One"...

Yeah, I wonder why? I guess there is some ancient context that even The Great himself has forgotten.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4269 on: February 27, 2022, 03:17:15 am »

Instead of a randomly generated fantasy game Toady should instead focus on a game that has the characters try to figure out why Toady uses the name Toady One.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4270 on: February 27, 2022, 12:56:55 pm »

Anvils should be sapient, be able to worship deities, and get upset and rust if not allowed to worship their deity.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4271 on: February 27, 2022, 06:16:50 pm »

Wagon FB's and Titans.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4272 on: February 27, 2022, 07:06:10 pm »

As soon as the bug that prevents toad men from being encountered in-game gets fixed, they should universally form cults around a cryptic being they call "The Great Toad". They describe Him as a deistic entity from a higher plane of existence, outranking even Armok himself, for He laid down the foundation of all worlds ere even Armok first forged his Anvil.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4273 on: February 27, 2022, 07:16:57 pm »

Toad man should not be humanoids with toad features, but instead be in-game recreations of Tarn himself.

Imagine walking around you see 5 identical man staring at you from near a murky pool.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4274 on: February 28, 2022, 01:50:40 am »

Toad men are vulnerable to fungal infection.
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