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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 527158 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4200 on: February 09, 2022, 03:21:58 am »

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4201 on: February 09, 2022, 06:00:02 am »

Villains will spontaneously break out in a song and dance in which they describe their villainous deeds and plans. Their minions and allies will join in as backup dancers. Including Especially the zombies.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4202 on: February 09, 2022, 09:58:24 am »

After the success of the villains song & dance update, it is decided that every sentient creature (and sometimes pets and livestock) will behave as if in a musical. This is backed with procedurally generated music and synthesized singing.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4203 on: February 09, 2022, 11:45:41 am »

The hills are alive with the sound of music, and every 65th migrant is named Julie Andrews.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4204 on: February 09, 2022, 12:23:54 pm »

In addition to the existing [GOOD] and [EVIL] regions, add [MUSICAL] regions where the hills literally come alive with the sound of music. Don't worry, they definitely do not eat people. Honest...

Also, the Julie Andrews migrants will almost exclusively migrate to forts whose civs are at war with Nazis goblins.
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« Reply #4205 on: February 09, 2022, 12:33:35 pm »

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« Reply #4206 on: February 10, 2022, 02:50:17 am »

When people start singing and there happens to be a unicorn nearby that isn't involved in the song, when the song finishes all the people that were singing explode.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4207 on: February 10, 2022, 10:39:55 am »

Female nobles will occasionally enter into singing contests with several species of flying vermin...which invariably result in the latter exploding.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4208 on: February 10, 2022, 12:45:35 pm »

A bad singing skill can culminate in shattered glass furniture, bursting gem windows, and even unconsciousness of all listeners.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4209 on: February 10, 2022, 12:52:19 pm »

A very mindwormy song can cause the world to succumb to extreme snow and ice.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4210 on: February 10, 2022, 01:48:28 pm »

Another very mindwormy song can cause a town to refuse to speak about prophets (will happily sing about them though).

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4211 on: February 11, 2022, 02:08:59 am »

At high singing skill you can sing the brown note.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4212 on: February 11, 2022, 06:15:06 am »

Elves for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4213 on: February 11, 2022, 04:36:33 pm »

Elves for the Ethical Treatment of Trees.

FTFY.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4214 on: February 11, 2022, 04:41:16 pm »

Forget about the new seasonal soundtracks in the Steam release; procedurally generate the new music tracks, which will be played with a random set of instruments, in random styles, that were generated in the world being played. I'm sure it'll all come together and sound fine.
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