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[A_Curious_Cat]

Dwarves encountering tame animals that have the [LARGE_PREDATOR] tag, should become alarmed, cancel their current task, and either flee or attempt to fight and kill the animal.

[Mobbstar]

Dwarves encountering tame animals that have the [LARGE_PREDATOR] tag, should become alarmed, cancel their current task, and either flee or attempt to fight and kill the animal.

A third viable behaviour is to freeze in place and wait until the predator and its motion-based sight have left.

[Magmacube_tr]

Dwarves encountering tame animals that have the [LARGE_PREDATOR] tag, should become alarmed, cancel their current task, and either flee or attempt to fight and kill the animal.

A third viable behaviour is to freeze in place and wait until the predator and its motion-based sight have left.

Additionally, re-add "the hyper-slow [MEANDERER]" bug as a feature.

[Starver]

Following Google's corporate holding rebrand to Alphabet, and Facebook's to Meta, Bay12 will henceforth be officially known as UNIVAC. (Universal Nonending Infinite Vastness Across Cosmoses... Cosmoi..? Cosmen.)

[LordBaal]

Dwarf are actually used to mine cryptocurrency.

[Eric Blank]

Dwarves are cryptocurrency. You have to pay in crypto for migrants and babies, $5 a pop.

[Bumber]

Toady One should incorporate procedurally-generated C++ expressions into the code of the game.

Toady One should pause development to implement a Scamps AI into the game, which can add its own C++ code via physics simulation of a cat stepping on a keyboard.

[King Zultan]

All future content should be randomly generated by having scamps roll around on the keyboard.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

In the midspring of 115, the sajgjkjsadgkljsdjkg Tkrgmmnrwoerjssg';sd Esgew;'g' struck down the peorhjidnbm Swtporgtg using Gdklbfkjdjb Okrwgklrmbd dfklj Serblmdfb.

[Magmacube_tr]

Toady One should add himself.

"The mastermind behind the numbers game. A towering toad twisted into humanoid form. He wields a giant, glimmering warhammer made of unknown black metal, with countless inscriptions engraved upon it in shimmering lines.

He types and codes in deliberate ways. He is making a menacing pose with his weapon. He looks pissed."

[Mobbstar]

"He looks pissed."

"He rocks back and forth rhythmically, as though he needs to piss."


(I do that too sometimes, it is simply an itch to move or walk about, and perfectly okay.  Love you, Toady.  Keep being awesome!)

[King Zultan]

Seems like anything that gets hit with that hammer should just instantly die, like they've been banned from life.

[Magmacube_tr]

Why there are no giant variants of giant creatures?

Like a Giant Giant Leopard, or a Giant Giant Sperm Whale?

Or a Giant FB or Titan?

How about Giant Dwarves that are more agressive and need more alcohol?

[Mobbstar]

There are too many giant creatures.  It almost doubles the amount of existing creatures without actually adding variety or diversity to them.  Thus, all giant variants should be summed up into one generic giant creature.

oh wait

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Add giant giants.