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Mobbstar

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3855 on: October 26, 2021, 05:11:33 am »

Given the latest dev update, the need for Streamer Mode becomes apparent.  The game should allocate a corner for webcam feeds.  Of course, the game cannot know if a video gets overlayed or not, so just to be on the safe side, this corner is always empty by default.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3856 on: October 26, 2021, 07:09:51 am »

The ability to have artifacts of everything. Floors, walls, foods, everything.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3857 on: October 26, 2021, 08:16:44 am »

The ability to have artifacts of everything. Floors, walls, foods, everything.
Dirt, sand, trees, lava, air, goblins, FBs.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3858 on: October 26, 2021, 08:17:54 am »

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3859 on: October 26, 2021, 11:30:04 am »

Masterwork rotten things. (Not masterwork things that rot, but things masterfully worked as rotting.)

Infinite burning? Now Infinite miasmaing!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3860 on: October 26, 2021, 04:19:36 pm »

Masterwork rotten things. (Not masterwork things that rot, but things masterfully worked as rotting.)

Infinite burning? Now Infinite miasmaing!

Except that masterwork items don’t burn indefinitely, only artifacts do so.

Masterwork items shouldn’t produce miasma indefinitely, either…
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3861 on: October 26, 2021, 04:52:44 pm »

Artifact world. Cannot be deleted once created. It magically appears even on completely new PC of it's creator.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3862 on: October 26, 2021, 07:40:00 pm »

Artifact world. Cannot be deleted once created. It magically appears even on completely new PC of it's creator.

Deities will interact with that world using the exact same game logic as mundane artifact items, complete with various deities claiming that world from afar, mercenary deities being hired to steal the world back-and-forth at the prompting of various bidders, world being made an entity/religious symbol (even gods have their higher-ups, after all), etc.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3863 on: October 26, 2021, 07:41:53 pm »

New-born babies are considered artifacts.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3864 on: October 26, 2021, 07:46:52 pm »

New-born babies are considered artifacts.

Wow, this puts a whole new angle on baby-snatching.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3865 on: October 26, 2021, 09:28:04 pm »

Toady One should incorporate procedurally-generated C++ expressions into the code of the game.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3866 on: October 27, 2021, 01:39:56 am »

Any item that is picked up has a chance to be an artifact, hope everyone's ready to spend hours in adventure mode picking up stuff hoping to get you some artifact dirt.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3867 on: October 27, 2021, 02:56:42 am »

Masterwork rotten things. (Not masterwork things that rot, but things masterfully worked as rotting.)

Infinite burning? Now Infinite miasmaing!

Except that masterwork items don’t burn indefinitely, only artifacts do so.

Masterwork items shouldn’t produce miasma indefinitely, either…

Consider that for a double-meaning of "being a terrible suggestion", then. What do I win?   :P

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3868 on: October 27, 2021, 03:14:55 am »

What do I win?

You win a legendary miasmawork.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3869 on: October 27, 2021, 03:42:35 am »

An artifact gallon of totten, bochelitic chicken and dumplings.

Any instance of rotting chicken should cause dwarves to reflexively vomit when remembering encountering it, permanently.
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