Add GUNS! And MULTIPLAYER!! And SEX!!! And FECES!!!! And HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD!!!!! AND CARS!!!!!! TOADY PLZ READ THIS AND ADD IT SO WE CAN PLAY REAL LIFE IN DWATF FARTRESS
I'm not sure how, but you somehow have succeeded in making a shit post, by the standards of a shitposting thread.
It's not witty, It's not clever; yes all of those are terrible suggestions, and they get repeated all the time, and
without clowning out. This shit is just cringe.
But then again, what more can one expect from a furry?
Why stop there when we can also add penises, vaginas....
It's not
inherently a terrible suggestion, but addition of genitalia would be superfulous within the context of DF,
except perhaps to be another thing to be cut off or mangled in combat, which one could argue does have some value, within the context of DF.
However, the one thing i legitimately support the addition of, is ovaries, or some abstraction thereof, for female creatures.
Equality... in being traumatically neutered in mortal combat.
You're reminding me of an Incident That Shall Not Be Named. Oh no.
I think it might be a
bit of a stretch to jump, from the addition of genitalia, to
VIRTUAL CHILD RAPE.
Why stop there when we can also add penises, vaginas....
And sometimes they randomly play smooth jazz.
I suppose a man could exhibit some properties of a musical instrument if someone were to play
his instrument like a trombone.
Here, i'll add something to the thread, so that i'm not
only bitching.
And i think our fur friend has given me a great idea.
Toady should add an invincible, mary sue supergod self-insert into the game. And since i've heard Toady
really hates when we make jokes about killing cats, this invincible mary sue supergod self-insert will appear in your fortress whenever a cat dies of anything other than old age, he will then proceed to systematically
kill your entire fortress.Likewise, if you kill a cat in adventure mode, the self-insert supergod invincible mary sue will instantly teleport behind you, and kill you with a sword.
Better make sure you lock all your cats somewhere NOTHING can reach them, and woe upon you if a migrant arrives with a pet cat.