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[Eric Blank]

Oh God you're right steam allows that

[xZippy]

If the worth of your fortress is high enough, dwarves just morph into Bruce Willis for no reason.

[ChaosPotato]

Add Florida Man.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Every time an item is used for something (for example, when a quire is used to write a historical account of something), a historical account of the items use should be generated and written down on a suitable medium (for example, on a quire). Each item involved should generate it’s own separate account, with each account needing to be written down separately.  The labor to do this should be turned on for all dwarves and there should be no way for the player to disable it.  Naturally, this labor should have the highest priority of all labors.

[Eric Blank]

Add Florida Man.

Dwarves now do all the stupid shit florida man/woman/teen does. The presence of alligators or cave crocodiles on the map accelerates this behavior exponentially.

[delphonso]

Urist Cancels Be arrested: interrupted by pet armadillo

[Urist McUristUrist]

Stray Water Buffaloo <Tame> cancels Pull Wagon - blinded with dwarven laser

[Fikilili]

Crab men are now more likely to own taverns or restaurants.

[Bumber]

Civilized creatures are now all based on real people. Especially politicians for nobles.

[BigUglyWorm]

Add Florida Man.

Dwarves now do all the stupid shit florida man/woman/teen does. The presence of alligators or cave crocodiles on the map accelerates this behavior exponentially.

There is now a small chance worldgen will spit out a planet that consists entirely of intensely hot swamps and grasslands bordered by stormy oceans.  These worlds have high savagery throughout, a bias toward evil, and higher spawn rates for crocodile- and alligator-related creatures and animal people.  Additionally, the only clothing produced consists of sleeveless cotton shirts, shorts, socks, and sandals, and the only booze available is beer, which is drunk out of tin cans cups.  The main constant feature in these worlds is a vast and wealthy kingdom maintained by miserable animal-people slaves and lorded over by a tyrannical mouse-man.

Welcome...to Planet Florida.

[King Zultan]

It is terrifying.

Someone needs to make this into a mod.

[delphonso]

Dwarf Fortress: God's Waiting Room

We should convince squamous to make this.

[BigUglyWorm]

Some more fLOREida:

-The mouse-man who rules the kingdom of animal-people is both a necromancer and a werebeast.

-half of the kingdom consists of vast planes of smoothed stone full of parked wagons.

-people will wrestle crocs and gators.

-in addition to giant crocs and gators, there are "titanic" versions of these beasts as big as giant sperm whales.

-there are also giant catfish and snapping turtles as big as dragons.

-swarms of several dozen giant mosquitos roam across the countryside.

-bronze colossi are renamed "Confederate General Statues".

-aquifers, just, everywhere.

-in addition to beer, there's also rum.

-something something flesh-eating flies.

-hurricanes!

EDIT: wait shit how'd I forget

-the mouse-man lives in a castle shaped like his own head.

[LordBaal]

Incesant flowered shirts are everywhere.

Florida man.

Know you know why you fear the meth.

[King Zultan]

The more Florida gets talked about the more I wish I didn't suck at modding, because a Florida man mod sounds funny as hell.

Also you know how dwarves need alcohol to live, well florida man needs drugs to live which should include everyone's favorite flavors such as meth, crack, heroin, bath salts, and PCP.