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[King Zultan]

Toady should add the ability to lobotomies dwarves as a way to fix their psychotic and troublesome ways, while doing this has a small chance to fix the problem it has a much higher chance to kill the dwarf or to leave it with only the ability to haul stuff.

This would become the default treatment for every noble.

Or POWs.

Or the guests so they'll stop stealing the artifacts.

You know what lets just put a sign in front of the fortress that says free lobotomies for everyone!

[Fikilili]

Dwarves are unable to craft a specific item, embark with a wagon, trade, apply diplomacy, create furniture, carve fortresses in the earliest years of your fortress, because they haven't been invented yet!

[Azerty]

Dwarves are unable to craft a specific item, embark with a wagon, trade, apply diplomacy, create furniture, carve fortresses in the earliest years of your fortress, because they haven't been invented yet!

More seriously, technology tree would be interesting to simulate in Legends mode, and we could have societies where industrial revolution could begin and other without agriculture.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Dwarves are unable to craft a specific item, embark with a wagon, trade, apply diplomacy, create furniture, carve fortresses in the earliest years of your fortress, because they haven't been invented yet!

More seriously, technology tree would be interesting to simulate in Legends mode, and we could have societies where industrial revolution could begin and other without agriculture.

New gamemode - troglodyte horde

[King Zultan]

C.H.U.D.'s should be added to the game as a playable race.

[delphonso]

Damn dirty apes should be added to the game as a playable race.

[Sky-Streamer]

If a dwarf dies, every single dwarf stands still for a minute in rememberance, no matter where they are, and no matter how many goblins are currently assaulting them.

[Fikilili]

When the temperature rises as the barometers gets low, there's a chance for male members of any races to rain outside. Female dwarves, elves, humans and goblins will run out and let themselves absolutely soaking wet. This would be the doing of a goddess tied to nature.

[Starver]

(Would that be an unprecedented event througout the entire recorded annals of all prior known happenings?)

Bowls of petunias spontaneously fall, along with all those creatures.^{[Cetacean needed]}

[Fikilili]

It would happen in the streets of human villages and all places to-go.

[delphonso]

Dwarves can fly but only if they fall and forget to hit the ground.

[King Zultan]

You know everything sometimes wishes it could fly, so lets let everything be able to by getting rid of that annoying gravity, and you know what else some things wish they could go to space, so lets bring space closer to them by getting rid of that annoying atmosphere that keeps space away.

[Starver]

(Everyone knows that you get rid of gravity by getting rid of air...)

If we can't do that, we need a new material: Cavorite.

Build a cavorite fortress upon a single lever-linked pillar (after careful haulage, perhaps tied onto wheel barrows, and no open-to-sky stockpiles) and pull it. Not a cave-in, but a cave-out (/up).

[delphonso]

New spheres:

[ANNOY]
[GRAVITY]
[CAVE-UP]
[FLOAT]
[CHUD]
[LOBOTOMY]

[Azerty]

(Everyone knows that you get rid of gravity by getting rid of air...)

If we can't do that, we need a new material: Cavorite.

Build a cavorite fortress upon a single lever-linked pillar (after careful haulage, perhaps tied onto wheel barrows, and no open-to-sky stockpiles) and pull it. Not a cave-in, but a cave-out (/up).

I would suggest a particule, which could be used to make things being able to fly in the sky. Some might use it to build cities in the sky.