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[King Zultan]

Dwarves engrave their original hedgehog men characters on the walls of the fortress, and sometime in darkened and seldom used corners of the fortress they engrave porn of their original hedgehog men characters.

[Criperum]

If your fort isn't up to the standards of some dwarves they can leave while yelling that they're going out to build their own fort with black jack and hookers.

With random tavern game and nobles.

[Fikilili]

Creating a barn full of nobles will somehow resolve in the creation of a library where dwarves have to pay to get a book.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Dwarves engrave their original hedgehog men characters on the walls of the fortress, and sometime in darkened and seldom used corners of the fortress they engrave porn of their original hedgehog men characters.

Dwarves with "a stunning lack of analytical ability" may steal quires and scrolls to write about the hedgehog men.

[Fikilili]

Some dwarves will now believe that the Earth is flat.
Some others will prove that it is round.
The reality is that they're just a bunch of characters on a flat screen and the ones who realize that are doomed to go insane.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Some dwarves will now believe that the world is round.
Some others will prove that it is flat.
The reality is that they're just a bunch of characters on a flat screen and the ones who realize that are doomed to go insane.

FTFY, because you forgot that DF worlds are always flat.

[Fikilili]

Going to the end of a world will cause you to teleport to the other side of it.
Checkmate, flatheads

[Urist McUristUrist]

Going to the end of a world will cause you to teleport to the other side of it.
Checkmate, flatheads

TFW you go to a glacier to find the exact place where the pole is and suddenly you eleport to the other side of the world and drown in the ocean.

[Fikilili]

Going to the end of a world will cause you to teleport to the other side of it.
Checkmate, flatheads

TFW you go to a glacier to find the exact place where the pole is and suddenly you eleport to the other side of the world and drown in the ocean.

Should've waited for boats

[Urist McUristUrist]

Going to the end of a world will cause you to teleport to the other side of it.
Checkmate, flatheads

TFW you go to a glacier to find the exact place where the pole is and suddenly you eleport to the other side of the world and drown in the ocean.

Should've waited for boats

TFW you try to go around the world to prove that it's round but end up starting a glacier forest retreat.

[Fikilili]

Implementation of giant and miniature dwarves. Giant dwarves will be unique 2x2 creatures living in huge fortress not made for normal dwarves or normal anything. They're also building destroyers and are willing to destroy castles to satisfy their strange moods.
Miniature dwarves are very very very very very very very small individuals fond of industry and ale and forge items with mini-forges. Their fortress are so tiny, you can't even see them in the game unless you happen to place your cursor on it. Dwarves will be tempted to adopt one as a pet, much to the displeasure of the little thing.

[King Zultan]

Implementation of giant and miniature dwarves. Giant dwarves will be unique 2x2 creatures living in huge fortress not made for normal dwarves or normal anything. They're also building destroyers and are willing to destroy castles to satisfy their strange moods.
Miniature dwarves are very very very very very very very small individuals fond of industry and ale and forge items with mini-forges. Their fortress are so tiny, you can't even see them in the game unless you happen to place your cursor on it. Dwarves will be tempted to adopt one as a pet, much to the displeasure of the little thing.

If a dwarf collects enough miniature dwarves he can build a terrarium, place them inside and allow them to build a miniature fortress and plan to kill the dwarf that captured them.

[SixOfSpades]

If a dwarf collects enough miniature dwarves he can build a terrarium hive, place them inside and allow them to build a miniature fortress and plan to kill the dwarf that captured them.

Once a mini-dwarf hive has grown to at least 100 mini-dwarves & has at least two mini-barons, it can be split to establish a new mini-dwarf colony. All colonies can be periodically harvested for small quantities of mini-dwarf mead.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Mini-dwarves have bumblebee cavalry.

[Eric Blank]

Hello Spellcrafts players and please welcome our newest addition: mini dwarves.